COMICS
Amazing Spoon Legion #47
The legion struggles to come to terms with the death of the Wooden Spoon. He is definitely dead this time. Meanwhile another Wooden Spoon rises from the ashes.
Lettuce Crisper Avengers #80
A bumper 80th anniversary clip edition, compiling panels from the last 30 issues, under the guise of a new story.
Lettuce Crisper Avengers #80 (Incentive Cover)
As above, only ten times more expensive. $20 from each sale goes to ‘The John Byrne Testicular Cancer Appeal’, which offers help and support to the aggressive cancer cells growing inside John Byrne’s fetid ballsack.
Saucepans Inc. #5
Having won their battle to be officially recognised as a corporate entity, the saucepans must now fight a hotel conference room full of hostile shareholders and disgusting fish paste sandwiches.
Ultimate Cauliflower #1
It’s The Cauliflower as you’ve never seen him before! (In a less garish costume, making explicit references to sex, drugs and the war in Iraq.) For readers with delusions of maturity only.
Cheese Grater Origins #22
We fully explained the origins of the Cheese Grater in the first issue, but for some reason this is still selling.
Countdown to Infinite Fork Crisis #2420
With the number of forks being made continuing to outstrip current knife production, a crisis looms on the distant horizon.
Justice League of American Tablecloths #189
Disgraced JLAT member ‘Gingham Table Cloth With Ketchup Stains’ is caught on a security camera while robbing a bank. But is it really him, or is it a robot, or a clone, or something of that nature?
Meat Tenderiser vs. Rolling Pin #605
When Lionel is caught shoplifting, the Rolling Pin is forced to choose between love and justice, But is everything as it seems? Maybe Lionel wasn’t shoplifting after all, thereby negating the aforementioned choice between two conflicting ideals, one moral and the other emotional in nature. Writer, Todd McFarlane, assures readers that the initial choice is between love and justice. But is he lying? And is that really Todd McFarlane or a cleverly disguised imposter? And, ontologically speaking, what is a 'Todd McFarlane'?
Plastic Sieve Revelations #14
Neil Gaiman continues to explore the lives of the little people who eke out a precarious existence on the gauze of a plastic sieve. Inspired by the lyrics of Tori Amos. Not suitable for diabetics.
Jenna Jameson’s Electric Kettle #4
32 more pages of the haggard pornstar has-been fucking a kettle. For the love of God, please stop buying this.
TOYS
Balloon Whisk Mini-Bust
Based on sketches that artist, Jim Lee, made of a balloon whisk.
Red Bell Pepper action figure
16 points or articulation. Detachable loincloth. Near mint condition. Fully rapable!
What will you be getting this week? (apart from Herpes and AIDS).
