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Kyle Reese, 19 (Gotham City)
Batman paid my electricity bill two quarters running. I think he was only supposed to pay it once, so maybe there was a mistake, or maybe he felt bad about punching me in the face and decided to give me a little something extra. Everyone should bring a civil action against Batman at least once in their life, just to see what cool shit he might give you.
John Conner 15 (New York)
Spiderman totally walked my dog, dude. Did they swing together on long strands of web through the skyscrapers of downtown Manhattan? I don’t know dude. I was playing Halo 3 with the curtains drawn.
Sarah Conner 13 (Metropolis)
When my boyfriend Scott got me pregnant, Aquaman loaned me the money for my first abortion. He says if I want I can wait until I’m sixteen and then work the debt off for him. I might do that because Skyler and Crissy are planning to fly to LA to meet Chad Kroeger from Nickelback and they say that I can totally go with them, if I can make the money for airfare and hotel room.
"Season three of The Wire opens with two towers being blown up. This initiates a dumb and protracted war. Now people will come to me and ask, 'Is there a metaphor here?' Well what the fuck do you think?"
- David Simon
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not as funny as yer average. bringin' down the STATS, man!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Educator to comprehension impaired (JLA, that is you) 50000+ posts
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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Old Men - 0
"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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then how bout a kitkat bar?
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FOUR FOR ME! none for you.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Uschi never learned to share.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Uschi never learned to share.
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Lothar never learned to be funny!
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It might have helped the joke if the author hadn't used immediately recognizable names of major characters in the "Terminator" film series too.
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I think that was part of the joke!
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Pariah nerdy Moderator Don't mind him. He used to be an Irishman.
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