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Woman Stuck on Toilet for 2 Years
03/12/2008 11:22 PM

  • A 35-year-old woman, at her boyfriend's home, had sat on his toilet for so long that her skin had grown around the toilet seat. "She said that she didn't need any help, that she was OK and did not want to leave" said her boyfriend.

    Her boyfriend, 36, was bringing her food and water and daily asked her to come out of the bathroom, even though he did not tie, glue or force her to sit there. He finally called police to tell them that something was wrong with his girlfriend.

    When police arrived they found the woman with her sweat pants down, but otherwise clothed and her legs appeared to be somewhat atrophied. They removed the woman but had to have the hospital remove the seat.

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it's understandable you missed this with all the emotional turmoil youve had in the politics forum http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/932298#Post932298

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That am why people should go shit outside.

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the politics forum isnt that bad.

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
it's understandable you missed this with all the emotional turmoil youve had in the politics forum http://www.rkmbs.com/ubbthreads.php/ubb/showflat/Number/932298#Post932298

You had a thread about a girl being stuck on a toilet seat and you put it in the politics forum.

Case dismissed.

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politcs and current events, dont let your emotions get the best of you.

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A lady stuck on a toilet isn't a current event. Pay attention.

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Jason's right; it was a current event two years ago.
Which... I guess... is kinda the point of the story.


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 Originally Posted By: PCG342
Jason's right; it was a current event two years ago.
Which... I guess... is kinda the point of the story.


You are truly stupid.


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 Originally Posted By: Jason E. Perkins
A lady stuck on a toilet isn't a current event. Pay attention.


i cant wait until the election is over and your emotions subside. youve been making quite a fool of yourself lately.

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its true.


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