RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat i heard Pariah and 655321 did the deed last night!

i cant divulge my sources, but i believe it to be true!

Do you think she screamed for help or just cryed?

Pariah or 655321?

At least I didn't get dregs this time.

the numbers one, I'm sure that anybody [or thing] that had to look at fake pariah would scream.

jealous?

Hell yes! Pariah makes love like a Playmate centrefold - never takes her eyes on the mirror for one second.

plus he has staples in his belly button!

Dude, belly button is higher up. That's a c-section scar.

Fred and his brother, "Donkey" walk into a pub and Fred gets the first pint in and says, "I'll have a pint for me and a pint for Donkey."

The two guys drink their pints and Fred says, "Right donkey your round; I'll have a pint of Guiness."

Donkey walks up to the bar and says, "2 p p p p pints of g g g g Guiness p p p please."

While donkey gets the pints, Fred goes to the toilet and the barman says, "Say, you shouldn't let him call you that stupid nickname."

Donkey replies, "I know. He aw.. he aww... he awwwwww, he always calls me 'Donkey.'"

Gabe Kaplan's Ghost walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, line me up six beers!"
The barkeep complies.
After Gabe Kaplan's Ghost finishes off the first beer, the bartender
asks, "So, why are ya drinkin' six beers?"

Gabe Kaplan's Ghost replies, "I'm celebrating my first blow job."

The bartender slaps the guy on the back and says, "Congratulations!
Let me give you one on the house!"

Gabe Kaplan's Ghost looks up and says, "No thanks, if six can't get the taste
out of my mouth, nothing will!"

Gabe Kaplan is dead?

Shit.

He thought he could keep me from drinking his milkshake. I learned him. I learned him real good.

I didn't even know his name was Gabe Kaplan.

Alright.