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You should be spanked, for leaving the kitchen!!!
Wow you guys are getting really pathetic, deleating my sig like that.
"We don't delete threads here. BSAMS and mxy are enough of a deterrent for mods abusing their powers like that." - Joe mama; De Jure[
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we're gonna need a bigger 
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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers. Obviously, I do. You ignorant slut.
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers. Obviously, I do. You ignorant slut. Ooooh, baby!!! That kind of talk will get you a bitedown BJ.
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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers. Obviously, I do. You ignorant slut. Ooooh, baby!!! That kind of talk will get you a bitedown BJ. Dammit, I thought Uschi was the only one who did that!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers. Obviously, I do. You ignorant slut. Ooooh, baby!!! That kind of talk will get you a bitedown BJ. You know how I like a little bit of teeth.
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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers. Obviously, I do. You ignorant slut. Ooooh, baby!!! That kind of talk will get you a bitedown BJ. Dammit, I thought Uschi was the only one who did that!!! Maybe she can give Uschi a run for her money
 Racks be to MisterJLA
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I'd send my girlfriend (found on the Insurgency as Knitwit), but she doesn't take kindly to losers. Obviously, I do. You ignorant slut. Ooooh, baby!!! That kind of talk will get you a bitedown BJ. Dammit, I thought Uschi was the only one who did that!!! Maybe she can give Uschi a run for her money Doubt it. Uschi does this thing where she acts like she's deep throating and then, once your cock slides towards her molars, chews. 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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It's a dog eat dog world & I'm wearing milkbone underwear.
I can get you a toe.
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Damn you and your lemonade!!
Booooooooooooooobs.
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My piece. When she gets on her knees.
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My piece. When she gets on her knees. But does she fuck you until it hurts and then not stop and you cry? I didn't think so. Uschi wins!!! 
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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you would have learned that sophomore year They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore?  Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM. Zzap! "Zzap!" I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key. I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet. But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!" Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm faggy. I have to say that I'm not the first gay guy to be attracted to other gay guys, so I don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life I could have been straight... But, my wet, fleshy hands are unhealthy in the extreme. I really need to start using antibacterial soap. There is literally no chance for any of my dreams involving my hands and your cocks to come true.  However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that. Now if it's all the same to you, I really need to finish putting the negligé on my cat. Zzap!
1.21 Jigawatts of Liberal Fun
Rex 5/24/08 "You know how you say Zzap! at the end of every post? Thats hella cool. I'm gonna start doing it."
Wonder Boy the racist pedophile - 5/24/08 - "I wish someone would embed that cute little African AMERICAN mouthing your COCK."
Rex's sexual confusion - May 25, 2008 - "I am a woman. and no, I will not show you any pictures."
First Among Daves homosexual obsession with my hands - May 25, 2008 - "I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet."
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ha ha ha... I boned whomod's daughter and her vag ripped open and I put my fist in it and ripped out her tiny (really tiny) uterus and ate it while she bled to death.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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My piece. When she gets on her knees. don't diss my daddy, he's brought honor to your forum.
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honor? I hardly know her!
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
Uschi - 2
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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i do. she's a crack ho daddy brought home to take pix of him fucking my ass to sell
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you would have learned that sophomore year They teach you to fuck corpses during sophomore? Hell, it was his major. BA-DUM-DUM. Zzap! "Zzap!" I bet you have a well-defined and strong left pinkie finger to keep pressing that z key. I'm guessing the rest of the fingernails on your soft and supple hands are long, but the nail on that left pinkie is short. Big palms, short fingers, soft skin with no callouses. Perhaps you moisturise so the flesh on your hands stays a little wet. But that left pinkie has got to be like a talon, bunched with muscle. "Zzap!" Dude, I'm flattered, of course, but I'm faggy. I have to say that I'm not the first gay guy to be attracted to other gay guys, so I don't feel bad. Who knows, in another life I could have been straight... But, my wet, fleshy hands are unhealthy in the extreme. I really need to start using antibacterial soap. There is literally no chance for any of my dreams involving my hands and your cocks to come true. However, I do think your comments are definitely sig worthy. So thanks for that. Now if it's all the same to you, I really need to finish putting the negligé on my cat. Zzap! The old classic password guess scheme. Nice.
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After all the sperm he has dumped on his office keyboard while posting online at work instead of actally working, the company must have just told Zzap that he can keep the keyboard.
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i wonder if his semen is kosher.
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All those BJs and you never swallowed?
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All those BJs and you never swallowed? mormon girly come down to niagara casino and give me a blowjob while i'm playing high roller slots.
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It post makes you sound far more intelligent than you actually are. How many university degrees have you got? If its more than three then you win. OUCH! Hit a nerve. Congratulations, you are one of many idiots in this world with a degree. Like the Uni-Bomber, Ted Bundy, George Bush... You crossed a line,dude! Comparing anyone to George Bush is just wrong.
How you doin'?
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We always win Dave! That's what makes the rest of 'em a bunch of pathetic fucking losers!
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