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Though, if you ever find the woman who complied to the construction worker's plea kick her for me.
Oh believe me, I will. One for you. One for me. One for my Great Aunt Meredith who lost an eye in a drive-by penis flashing.
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Though, if you ever find the woman who complied to the construction worker's plea kick her for me.
Oh believe me, I will. One for you. One for me. One for my Great Aunt Meredith who lost an eye in a drive-by penis flashing.  Awesome. Poor Aunt Mer....
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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She hasn't been the same since.  What's the worst pick up line you've gotten from a guy on here?
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Zzap is having girl talk with harley!
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She hasn't been the same since. What's the worst pick up line you've gotten from a guy on here? Have you met King Snarf yet?
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Zzap? Hey, I'm flattered. He's everyone's favorite Insurgency poster. He wins the Ryan's every year. I'd be honored to be Zzap.
Everyone: I'm Zzap for the day. It's his turn on this account or something.
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She hasn't been the same since. What's the worst pick up line you've gotten from a guy on here? Have you met King Snarf yet? Seen him. Guy with the Gimli beard, right? Oh do tell...
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She hasn't been the same since. What's the worst pick up line you've gotten from a guy on here? Have you met King Snarf yet? Seen him. Guy with the Gimli beard, right? Oh do tell... I think I'll let you discover that one on your own. Prepare yourself.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Oh honey, it's Snarf. You don't have to worry about that. Really.
Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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All this mystery... I'm intrigued!
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Hmm. What did it? Just so I know what I'm up against.
A: "Shake it don’t break it, baby!"
B: "Daaaamn, I‘d like to saddle up those ponies for a ride around the park! Them titties look good girl!"
C: "You got some all day suckers on you, sweetheart."
D: "Hubba huuuu-BA! Now that’s a fartbox I could bounce quarters off all night."
Yes.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Nuh-uh. I'm Zzap remember?
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Nuh-uh. I'm Zzap remember? Then you have your choice of Jim Jackson, Klinton, MEM, and Halo.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Halo. I, Zzap, like to stick with the familiar. I like to know what makes the other person moan.
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Halo. I, Zzap, like to stick with the familiar. I like to know what makes the other person moan. Shave all your body hair this time.
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I'm a Jew. Whaduhya expect?
Oi!
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I'm a Jew. Whaduhya expect?
Oi! Shave or we skip the 4 hours of begging.
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Alright, alright. Fuckin' gentiles...
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Oh honey, it's Snarf. You don't have to worry about that. Really. LMFAO!!!
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I win again!
Zzap!
You got served!
I'm hardcore!
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Herd behaviour describes how individuals in a group can act together without
planned direction. The term pertains to the behaviour of animals in herds,
flocks, and schools, and to human conduct during activities such as stock
market bubbles and crashes, street demonstrations, sporting events, episodes
of mob violence and even everyday decision making, judgement and opinion
forming.A group of animals fleeing a predator shows the nature of herd behavior. In the often cited article "Geometry For The Selfish Herd," evolutionary biologist W. D. Hamilton said each individual group member reduces thedanger to itself by moving as close as possible to the center of the
fleeing group. Thus the herd appears to act as a unit in moving together,
but its function emerges from the uncoordinated behavior of self-seeking
individualsAsymmetric aggregation of animals under panic conditions has
been observed in many species, including humans, mice, and ants.
Theoretical models have demonstrated symmetry breaking similar to
observations in empirical studies. For example when panicked individuals
confined to a room with two equal and equidistant exits, a majority will
favor one exit while the minority will favor the other.
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Frank Burns is the king of spam! -Beardguy57
Frank is just a disturbed inividual, dont provoke him or he may turn violent
-Flameswordsman
"I hate Frank Burns! He reminds me of hell!" -Son of Mxy
"Don't encourage him"-Rex
Frank Burns is God. He's God's father, Maggedon. -Im Not Mister Mxypltk
Frank Burns is one of the best, if not THE best, alts to grace this board every
weekend. -Joe Mama
If it wasn't for Frank Burns' posts, many of my threads would have no replies in
them! "Thank you, Frank! -Lor
Does Frank Burns spamming this thread mean it has been officially been bumped, or
dumped? -Beardguy
Thus have many Off Topic threads perished...not with a wimper...not with a bang....but
with Frank Burns' spam. -Beardguy
God bless Frank Burns and his spamming. He occasionally dregs up important stuff I've
missed the first time around. -King Snarf
Frank Burns is the greatest alt ever.-Prometheus
I think Frank wants to come out of the closet -Beasrdguy
Frank thinks about sex..but does sex think about Frank? -Beardguy
Frank Burns speaks from experience, Oakley. He has four bastard children of his
own. -Anilman
Thank You Frank for your tireless efforts and your loyal support. You truly are the Rock
of the RKMBs. -PJP
let it be known Frank Burns now enlists in the New Regime. -Grimm
Fuck off Frank Burns, you arse bandit. And stick that in your signature.
-First Among Daves
please take your Frank Burns hating elsewhere. -Stupid Doog
Frank is one smart snake on a motherfucking plane. -Killconey
Frank Burns has just become my favorite alt ID. -Joe Mama
i hate frank burns spam -Rob
I've been quoted by Frank Burns! This is the greatest day in the history of everything
-King Snarf
Leave it to Frank Burns to add a bunch of shit to the off-topic forum.-alen1
Fucking Spams OT too much-Ballon knot
Frank Burns and Mopius should merge to create the ultimate factoids about sleeping
-Karl Hungus
frank burns really is the worst fucking alt id on these boards.-Fused
Frank am got aids.-Urg
ill get you frank! I swear it! -Kneutrons
Frank Burns is better than porno! Okay, not that good, but he's a close second.
Pornography, then Frank Burns, then levitating ninjas with kung-fu grip. Yeah.
-Jason E Perkins
He's a good guy, that Frank.-Jeremy
Hi Frank Burns... want to buy some of my daddy's Viagra?-Murtazins'-Daughter
Frank Burns is a shittier alt id than Mopius-Fused
Frank makes life worth living.-Hybrid
don't be mean to Frank. He posts various things, occasionally entertaining.-Uschi
Is Frank Burns just some renegade Google Bot that dumps random information here?-Illegal Machine
Frank Burns REALLY REALLY likes Mr. GayLA. The Time Trust
What will happen to the RKMBs when we're all old and senile?"They'll be
spammed by Frank Burns. Only daily, as he'll forget when
he last visited." Jeremy
off topic forum. if it wasnt for frank burns i wouldnt even know it was
still there...K-nutreturns
I like frank burns. he's better than most spammers cuz he always makes 2 post
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Frank Burns does not know the meaning of a joke, bad, good or indifferent.
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I love you,Frank Burns.-Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk
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Plan B
(2009) NR
After his girlfriend, Laura (Mercedes Quinteros), dumps him and takes up with handsome charmer Pablo (Lucas Ferraro), Bruno (Manuel Vignau) plots revenge: He tries to come between the new lovers. But his plan -- which entails a growing friendship with Pablo -- soon takes an unexpected turn. Though Laura still goes out with Bruno now and again, his sexuality comes into question in this Argentinean import from first-time director Marco Berger.
Genre:Foreign Romance, Foreign Comedies, Foreign Gay & Lesbian
This movie is:Romantic, Dark
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Body Count
Queen
All the young kids learn to dance in the combat zone
Never dared to take a chance
Goin' home alone
But it gets so fucky cold
When it's late at night
Leave the foxholes on their own
Do you sleep well at night?
Body count, feeling hot
Body count, keeping warm
Friends are playing with danger
They don't know where it's found
With their casual letters
It's just another chain
You've lost the innocence
That you've never found
Standing in the DMZ
Don't get turned around
(chorus)
Body count, feeling hot
Body count, Vietnam
It's not the game, it's a scar
And they won't let you wear your khakis
And your Izods anymore
You can go get shot to hell
They don't want you anymore because
All the young kids learn to dance in the combat zone
Never dare to take a chance
You're going home alone
Military metaphors
Are metaphors no more
Keeping up with protocol
You're dancin' off to war
(repeat chorus)
Do you sleep well at night?
Body count, Vietnam
They can say what they want
But you have your doubts
It's not what you've lost
It's what your without
When I ran so far
And they just turned away
I doesn't bother me by the light of day
But at night, I hear your call
Late at night, I hear your call
I saw the mirror that you broke today
I saw the ceiling falling down your way
When they looked at you, you could turn away
You didn't bother then by the light of day, you'll stay
But at night, I hear your call
Late at night, I hear your call
You said that you could turn away
I knew that you going to stay
The walls are falling all around
They pinned you down onto the ground
But at night, I hear your call
Vietnam, I hear you call
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Why doesn't someone kill Frank Burns?
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Because he doesn't suck as much as you do, sikkbones.
November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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No, Frank Burns is a genius alt. Sikkbone's alts run the gamut from ignorable to...well, they're all ignorable.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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Snowman Joke 25
Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce? Because he thought his wife was a flake.
Snowman Joke 26
Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.
Snowman Joke 27
How do snowmen read their e-mails? With an icy-stare!
Snowman Joke 28
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
Snowman Joke 29
Who doesn’t like to sit in front of the fire? A Snowman.
Snowman Joke 30
Why was the snowman’s dog called Frost? Because Frost bites.
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Merry Christmas Baby - Elvis Presley
Words & music by Lou Baxter - Johnny Moore
Merry, Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice
I said Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice
Gave me a diamond ring for Christmas
Now I'm living in paradise
Well I'm feeling might fine
Got good music on my radio
Well, I'm feeling might fine
Got good music on my radio
Well, I want to kiss you baby
While you're standing beneath the mistletoe
I said, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas baby
You sure did treat me nice
Yes, you did, yes, you did
Yes, you did, yes, you did
I said Merry, Merry Christmas baby
Sure did treat me nice
Gave me diamond ring for Christmas
Now I'm puttin' it through Al's mike
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Mrs. Dilber: Are you all right, Mr. Scrooge?
Ebenezer: [ecstatic] I... I don't know. I don't know anything. I never did know anything.
Ebenezer: [starts laughing]
Ebenezer: But now I KNOW that I don't know anything!
[begins to sing and clap his hands]
Ebenezer: I don't know anything!/ I never did know anything!/ But now I know that I don't know/ All on a Christmas morning!
[speaking again]
Ebenezer: Shall I stand on my head? I must stand on my head.
[He does so, and Mrs. Dilber runs out screaming]
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In 2006, 805 drivers and occupants of large trucks died in truck crashes and 393 of these were not wearing safety belts. Of the 217 drivers and occupants who were killed and ejected from their vehicles, approximately 81% were not wearing safety belts.
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RESOLUTION #3:
1999: I will not spend my money frivolously.
2000: I will pay off my bank loan promptly.
2001: I will pay off my bank loans promptly.
2002: I will begin making a strong effort to be out of debt by 1999.
2003: I will be totally out of debt by 2000.
2004: I will try to pay off the debt interest by 2001.
2005: I will try to be out of the country by 2006.
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UNCLE KRACKER
Hot Mess
Doctor, Doctor, can you save me?
I like my chicks a little crazy
Crazy in the head
Every train wreck got me buzzing', like I'm drunk on Robitussin
Fireworks in my bed... all night
Hip-hop don't stop
Drop it like it's burning' hot, damn
Here I go again
Hip-hop don't stop
Buy that girl another shot, damn
Gimme that gimme that gimme that
Hot mess
Gimme that gimme that gimme that
Hot mess
People tell me that it's my fault
Everyday I'm like a Na scar
Crashing', catching' fire
I like tequila on my sunrise
A little black around my blue eyes
Walking' on a wire
Let it ride...
Hip-hop don't stop
Drop it like it's burning hot, damn
Here I go again
Hip-hop don't stop
Buy that girl another shot, damn
Gimme that gimme that
Hot hot mess
Gimme that gimme that
Hot hot mess
Doctor, Doctor, can you save me?
She's dancing' on the bar and screaming'
She's singing'
Hip-hop don't stop
Drop it like it's burning' hot, damn
Here I go again
Hip-hop don't stop
Buy that girl another shot, damn
Gimme that gimme that
Hot hot mess
Gimme that gimme that
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