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2003-06-01 1:07 AM
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I think you have seen me before.
If you hear something late at night.
Some kind of trouble. Some kind of fight.
Don't call the police or anything.
Just let him beat me to death.
You bastard.
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#80092
2003-06-01 1:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Ultimate Jaburg53:
I think you have seen me before.
If you hear something late at night.
Some kind of trouble. Some kind of fight.
Don't call the police or anything.
Just let him beat me to death.
You bastard.
I smell a Grammy. ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif)
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#80093
2003-06-01 8:45 AM
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#80094
2003-06-01 11:31 AM
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#80095
2003-06-01 12:44 PM
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*sniff*... ![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif) That's how the song shoulda gone...
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#80096
2003-06-01 4:40 PM
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I heard a verson of "Luka" on Dr. Demento once. As I recall, it went something like this:
My name is Puka;
I had something bad to eat.
I don't know if it was canned or fried,
Maybe something new I tried.
If you hear something late at night,
Some kind of UURRK!
Some kind of OOOGH!
Just don't ask me what I ate.
Just don't ask me what I ate.
Anybody have the complete lyrics?
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#80097
2003-06-02 2:42 AM
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poor Luka ![[no no no]](graemlins/nono.gif)
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#80098
2003-06-02 2:44 AM
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#80099
2003-06-02 2:50 AM
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Well I'm not the world's most passionate man
but I know I'm a man and I'm glad that I am and so is Luka
Lu-lu-lu la lu-ka
Lu-lu-lu la lu-ka
This makes more sense than "Lola".
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#80100
2003-06-02 2:32 PM
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Luka in the sky with diamonds.
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#80101
2003-06-05 2:35 AM
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Luka in disguise, with glasses!
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#80102
2003-06-05 2:38 AM
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#80103
2003-06-05 3:40 AM
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#80104
2003-06-05 7:54 AM
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No meat or eggs for you, then.
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#80105
2003-06-05 4:20 PM
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No, he's sayin' the car was from another planet.
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#80106
2003-06-05 9:24 PM
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#80107
2003-06-06 2:35 AM
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Where the drinks are free and the women are easy.
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#80108
2003-06-06 5:05 PM
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could you people stop calling my name!!!
oh wait....that's Luka not Luke.
OK you may continue
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#80109
2003-09-27 9:21 PM
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#80110
2003-09-27 9:25 PM
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#80111
2003-09-27 9:37 PM
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The run as if the grips of thier masters were behind them.
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#80112
2003-09-29 2:33 AM
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I dunno what Ultimate Jaburg is smoking.......but I'd like some, too.
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#80113
2003-09-30 12:43 PM
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It ain't peyote, I can tell you that...
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I bet its grape leaves. Speaking of smoking things, anyone ever try to smoke a pretzel? huh? Never coughed so hard in my life.
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I bet you have!!
Hehe
LAter...
I bring no answers to the questions.
I bring no light to the darkness.
I bring only truth as I know it.
I bring only belief as I see it.
I am not the Master.
I am not the Maker.
I am only the Guide to the Paradox.
Enjoy the Tour...
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Quote:
I bet its grape leaves. Speaking of smoking things, anyone ever try to smoke a pretzel? huh? Never coughed so hard in my life.
URG am once got a whole bag of pretzels stuck up his nose. It am hurt like a sumbitch!
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 HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ULTIMATE JABURG53!!!!! ]
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