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Wank and Cry #971169 2008-06-15 5:13 PM
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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry


You're setting yourself up for disaster, Anus.


SOMEBUDDAH HELP ME! HELP ME!


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You are setting yourself up for disaster!


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you hear the internet.


Dialup's a bitch.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
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You're setting yourself up for disaster, Anus.


SOMEBUDDAH HELP ME! HELP ME!


So you're not gonna answer the question, moron?


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
does this look like me to you?


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Still bored, eh liar?



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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Still bored, eh liar?



You got me confused with Sikk. Which makes you extra stupid.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum

I have to say, I like most of the people here. You...you are not my favorite. You're kind of an idiot.

I'll tell you why. This wasn't a post to go after. Obviously if he LITERALLY didn't like it when people refused to pay his daughter a sufficient amount of compliments that would just be silly, yes. But it was an ironic exaggeration. He used hyperbole to convey just how protective he was of his daughter, but in a humorous manner. It's supposed to be silly. How...how do you not get that?

This isn't the first time I've seen you make this mistake, so, you know - watch out for that.


You mean to tell me that Steve didn't literally attack the jugular vein of anyone who didn't shower his kids with compliments? He was exaggerating?

Whoa! I can tell why you are considered to be one of the smarter insurgency users!

You'll have to understand why I took the scary Captain Zzap seriously. This is a guy who chose to forsake his family, job, and a close friend just so he could make a fool out of himself on a message board. The guy has some...interesting priorities. If he's that messed up, I can still see him going after someone that didn't kiss his ass over how great his kids are. AND I DON'T MEAN HIM LITERALLY ATTACKING SOMEONE'S JUGULAR VEIN. THAT WOULD BE JUST SILLY.

Pouting and making angry faces is more his style.


*SIGH*

Like you just said, you took him seriously. Obviously you didn't get the "insufficient amount of compliments" portion of his joke, which was my point. Nobody said anything about the jugular thing.

But I'm glad you let me know you are indeed smart enough to recognize that Zzap didn't literally tear out people's carotid artery with his teeth. I was almost worried.


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if only your commitment to the marines were as strong as your commitment to your fellow gaysurgeons!


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Technically, I served the Marines for 4 years and I've been at the Insurgency for 2 so I still got a ways to go before balancing the scale.


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so they can count on a conveniently-timed 'injury' and bailout in about two more years?


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Nah, I'll probaly stick around the Insurgency for at least another 3 years.


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maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


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 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum


Like you just said, you took him seriously. Obviously you didn't get the "insufficient amount of compliments" portion of his joke, which was my point. Nobody said anything about the jugular thing.



Why wouldn't I take him seriously? He flies into hysterical rages over posts on a message board...I can only imagine how unintentionally funny he is in person.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


If I were you I'd dream of being able to write something other than corny teen angst.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum


Like you just said, you took him seriously. Obviously you didn't get the "insufficient amount of compliments" portion of his joke, which was my point. Nobody said anything about the jugular thing.



Why wouldn't I take him seriously? He flies into hysterical rages over posts on a message board...I can only imagine how unintentionally funny he is in person.

Really? Can I see an example of one of these hysterical rages? I've yet to come across one.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


If I were you I'd dream of being able to write something other than corny teen angst.


flail and fail. but at least you spelled angst correctly!


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 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum

Really? Can I see an example of one of these hysterical rages? I've yet to come across one.



Of course!


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I see a guy defending a friend. A guy hysterically mocking you "I WIN!" (maybe that's where you're getting confused?). A guy pwning rex... Nope. No hysterical rages.


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


If I were you I'd dream of being able to write something other than corny teen angst.


flail and fail. but at least you spelled angst correctly!




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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


If I were you I'd dream of being able to write something other than corny teen angst.


flail and fail. but at least you spelled angst correctly!




looks like dumbshit's 'evading'!


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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


If I were you I'd dream of being able to write something other than corny teen angst.


flail and fail. but at least you spelled angst correctly!




looks like dumbshit's 'evading'!


Looks like you are "failing and flailing".


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 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
I see a guy defending a friend. A guy hysterically mocking you "I WIN!" (maybe that's where you're getting confused?). A guy pwning rex... Nope. No hysterical rages.


I guess the fact that rex got in his head so much that Zzap's blood pressure went up is fairly normal to you, right?


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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maybe by then you'll be able to spell probably correctly. we can dream.


If I were you I'd dream of being able to write something other than corny teen angst.


flail and fail. but at least you spelled angst correctly!




looks like dumbshit's 'evading'!


Looks like I am "failing and flailing".


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Zweig has no right to talk about wanting compliments for his children when he neglects them and blames his exwife for his troubles. He should get the fuck off of all message boards and spend time with them,.

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Damn...


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Yellow Blossum
I see a guy defending a friend. A guy hysterically mocking you "I WIN!" (maybe that's where you're getting confused?). A guy pwning rex... Nope. No hysterical rages.


I guess the fact that rex got in his head so much that Zzap's blood pressure went up is fairly normal to you, right?




*HARDER SIGH*

Zzap referring to a picture of rex: "My blood pressure went up a whole three points because of this?"

My blood pressure goes up three points when I scratch my boob. The joke was how little this affected him, not the other way around.

Jesus, we have to explain everything to you people.


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Why a college student who shares information about their online friends' personal tragedies with trolls would turn around and support someone who clearly has no respect for his own family in real life is the stuff only insurgents are capable of making sense of.

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Considering that his blood pressure was sky high to begin with over all this, a rise in just three points can't be good!

I WIN AGAIN!


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Considering that his blood pressure was sky high to begin with over all this, a rise in just three points can't be good!

I WIN AGAIN!



Are you trying to apply for a job as Zzap's nurse or something?

All worried about his blood pressure and shit.


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Even though he is a douche, I don't want his health to suffer over this.

You are his internet pal, shouldn't you be talking him off the ledge?


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Why a college student who shares information about their online friends' personal tragedies with trolls would turn around and support someone who clearly has no respect for his own family in real life is the stuff only insurgents are capable of making sense of.


Hey, you are the real starheart collective!


Good to see you again!


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
Even though he is a douche, I don't want his health to suffer over this.

You are his internet pal, shouldn't you be talking him off the ledge?


It's not like the fall would kill him, you idiot.

He's Yahweh.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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Even though he is a douche, I don't want his health to suffer over this.

You are his internet pal, shouldn't you be talking him off the ledge?


It's not like the fall would kill him, you idiot.

He's Yahweh.


hey, isn't saying that considered blasphemous for Jews? why does he have it as his user title anyway? sounds like he takes his faith about as seriously as he takes his family!


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 Originally Posted By: starheartcollective
Zweig has no right to talk about wanting compliments for his children when he neglects them and blames his exwife for his troubles. He should get the fuck off of all message boards and spend time with them,.


Says the guy who can't even father children.


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 Originally Posted By: starheartcollective
Why a college student who shares information about their online friends' personal tragedies with trolls would turn around and support someone who clearly has no respect for his own family in real life is the stuff only insurgents are capable of making sense of.


Or y'know, you could be talking about yourself.


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Quinzel, I've gotta ask you, why all the anger? Why?


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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