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Not really. It's limitation of resources. You can post a huge pic in every post you make, but y'can't put it in yer sig or have an avatar bigger than whatever the current forum program allows. Just like you can't hit reply in one thread and have it post in a different thread just 'cause you want to. There are regulations based on technological achievement. You can put a picture of a rotting anal fissure infected with pop fly maggots in your sig, just so long as it stays within regulated dimensions. If you want to end each post with a bigger pic of a rotting anal fissure infected with pop fly maggots, you just gotta keep the image file handy so you can paste it on before the sig line. the oosh is right. i clearly don't mind what the post content includes. from anyone. it can be pictures of poo or any one of w&c's ramblings. post on! signatures and avatars, however, are a larger drain on resources to the boards. i don't know why. perhaps it was the republicans, or the hive, i'm not really sure. i'll confer at our next meeting and update you. whatever the case, they negatively affect the program, and thus i gotta keep'em limited, so's the board don't asplode. whatever the case, the content doesn't startle or offend or impact the boards, so its not the same issue. more importantly, and directly related, the post content doesn't impact me in any way, shape, or form. even the incessant w&c whining. if it did, i assure you, within an instant, i could click a link and change every single one of w&c's "spaaAAaaaam" posts to pictures of oprah. or, simply have them all deleted from the record. the boards admin section makes that essentially effortless. so, clearly, with that at my leisure, were the posts to have been anywhere and any level remotely annoying, that'd have been done. i don't do that because i don't want to. and i don't like pictures of oprah. and because w&c is just your typical internet dungeons and dragons character, impotent and ineffectual. there's simply no reason to do it. so, long story less long, i told w&c about the sig image, who later refused and then then forgot the question and then chocolate rained with the phrase "idiot" or "moron", i don't recall, but it was awesome. the dance went on for a number of tries until i finally realized he was just trying to dance with me. so, cutting to the chase, i gave him the option. if he's simply going to disregard the instruction, i'd inturn disregard my option to allow his posts. such a huge majority of the insurgency chooses to post here now -- i'm assuming because w&c's brothers and sisters remain at the other forum, waiting -- so wouldn't the posters here be devastated to find out w&c messed up the program, and had the forums running slower than they should? of course! and, thus, the instructions i gave to w&c. so far, after our rocky start, w&c has done a great job at listening. i'm assuming when he PM'd whomod for thread support (is that what you called it?), whomod shared with him some level of advice on the matter, which has been great -- i really appreciate that, whomod! 
It's not rules so much as management by GOB. Mostly this place is a democratic anarchy, but in the end there's an omnipotent bastard that makes abstract decisions to fuck with us sometimes. Just like your god.
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It's not rules so much as management by GOB. Mostly this place is a democratic anarchy, but in the end there's an omnipotent bastard that makes abstract decisions to fuck with us sometimes. Just like your god. Very nicely said, I Love Beardguy!
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you were mentioned several times, sure, but... i dunno if thats "chalk full" You can whine and be idiotic about more things than just me, you know. It's possible.
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what's 'chalk full', anyway? is it anything like 'chock full', as in no matter how much I may cry, I'm still chock full of tears! ?
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what's 'chalk full', anyway? is it anything like 'chock full', as in no matter how much I may cry, I'm still chock full of tears! ? Opposite actually.
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he is disgusting! and also a lying coward! 
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Gross is you never leaving the closet.
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youve certainly came out of the closet!
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as much wanking as he does I bet he came once or twice in the closet as well!
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youve certainly came out of the closet! I was never in one. The only tight spaces I'm ever in is vagina's. You wouldn't know anything about that.
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as much wanking as he does I bet he came once or twice in the closet as well! Impossible, I don't wank. I do however jerk off multiple times a day.
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youve certainly came out of the closet! I was never in one. The only tight spaces I'm ever in is vagina's. You wouldn't know anything about that. you call Zzap's goatee a vagina? kinky!
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as much wanking as he does I bet he came once or twice in the closet as well! Impossible, I don't wank. I do however jerk off multiple times a day. 
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youve certainly came out of the closet! I was never in one. The only tight spaces I'm ever in is vagina's. You wouldn't know anything about that. you call Zzap's goatee a vagina? kinky! See, I knew you'd be confused
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I think he is saying he wants your secret sauce in his buns. You two have been--ahem--back and forth with each other for days now. I guess this is you guys just moving it up to a gayer level.
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Deep Thoughts (by Jack Handey)
If you ever drop your keys into a river of molten lava, let'em go,
because, man, they're gone.
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If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them
down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.
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To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when
you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a
hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks."
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One thing kids like is to be tricked. For instance, I was going
to take my nephew to Disneyland, but instead I drove him to an old
burned-out warehouse. "Oh no," I said, "Disneyland burned down."
He cried and cried, but I think that deep down he thought it was a
pretty good joke. I started to drive over to the real Disneyland, but
decided to go home instead.
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The face of a child can say it all, especially the mouth part of the face.
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If you lived in the Dark Ages and you were a catapult operator, I
bet the most common question people would ask is, "Can't you make it
shoot farther?" "No, I'm sorry. That's as far as it shoots."
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Is there anything more beautiful than a beautiful, beautiful flamingo,
flying across in front of a beautiful sunset? And he's carrying a
beautiful rose in his beak, and also he's carrying a very beautiful
painting with his feet. And also, you're drunk.
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I believe in making the world safe for our children, but not our
children's children, because I don't think children should be having sex.
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell
him is, "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute
thing to tell him is, "Probably because of something you did."
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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the
mirror, because I bet that's what REALLY throws you into a panic.
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Whenever I see an old lady slip and fall on a wet sidewalk, my first
instinct is to laugh. But then I think, what if I was an ant and she
fell on me. Then it wouldn't seem quite so funny.
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To me, boxing is like a ballet, except there's no music, no
choreography and the dancers hit each other.
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I hope if dogs ever take over the world and they choose a king, they
don't just go by size, because I bet there are some Chihuahuas with
some good ideas.
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If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons
(maybe by shoving them down his throat).
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Instead of having "answers" on a math test, they should just call
them "impressions," and if you got a different "impression," so what,
can't we all be brothers?
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Probably the earliest fly swatters were nothing more than some sort
of striking surface attached to the end of a long stick.
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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out
that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years, because
I was thinking about doing that anyway.
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I think a good gift for the President would be a chocolate revolver.
And since he's so busy, you'd probably have to run up to him real
quick and hand it to him.
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Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word
itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words "mank" and
"ind." What do these words mean? It's a mystery and so is mankind.
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If you go flying back through time and you see somebody else flying
forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.
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It's easy to sit there and say you'd like to have more money. And I
guess that's what I like about it. It's easy. Just sitting there,
rocking back and forth, wanting that money.
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If you ever reach total enlightenment while you're drinking a beer,
I bet it makes beer shoot out your nose.
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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kinda scary. I've
wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I
went to the circus and a clown killed my dad.
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As the light changed from red to green to yellow and back to red
again, I sat there thinking about life. Was it nothing more than a
bunch of honking and yelling? Sometimes it seemed that way.
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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.
And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.
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I hope some animal never bores a hole in my head and lays its eggs in
my brain, because later you might think you're having a good idea but
it's just eggs hatching.
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Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there,
in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books.
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What is it about a beautiful sunny afternoon, with the birds singing
and the wind rustling through the leaves, that makes you want to get
drunk? And after you're real drunk, maybe go down to the public park
and stagger around and ask people for money, and then lay down and go
to sleep.
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Instead of a trap door, what about a trap window? The guy looks out
it, and if he leans too far, he falls out. Wait. I guess that's like
a regular window.
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During the Middle Ages, probably one of the biggest mistakes was not
putting on your armor because you were "just going down to the corner."
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If I ever get real rich, I hope I'm not real mean to poor people, like
I am now.
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When I found the skull in the woods, the first thing I did was call
the police. But then I got curious about it. I picked it up, and
started wondering who this person was, and why he had deer horns.
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I remember how my great-uncle Jerry would sit on the porch and
whittle all day long. Once he whittled me a toy boat out of a larger
toy boat I had. It was almost as good as the first one, except now it had
bumpy whittle marks all over it. And no paint, because he had whittled
off the paint.
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Here's a good thing to do if you go to a party and you don't know
anybody: First take out the garbage. Then go around and collect any
extra garbage that people might have, like a crumpled napkin, and
take that out too. Pretty soon people will want to meet the busy
garbage guy.
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Sometimes I think you have to march right in and demand your rights,
even if you don't know what your rights are, or who the person is you're
talking to. Then on the way out, slam the door.
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If you're a cowboy and you're dragging a guy behind your horse, I bet
it would really make you mad if you looked back and the guy was reading
a magazine.
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If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think
it's okay to feed some bits of your friend to one of the vultures, to
teach him to do some tricks. But only if you're serious about adopting
the vulture.
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Broken promises don't upset me. I just think, why did they believe me?
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If you ever crawl inside an old hollow log and go to sleep, and while
you're in there some guys come and seal up both ends and then put it on
a truck and take it to another city, boy, I don't know what to tell you.
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don't run
with a wooden stake.
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If you go to a costume party at your boss's house, wouldn't you think
a good costume would be to dress up like the boss's wife? Trust me,
it's not.
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Most of the time it was probably real bad being stuck down in a
dungeon. But some days, when there was a bad storm outside, you'd look
out your little window and think, "Boy, I'm glad I'm not out in that."
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Consider the daffodil. And while you're doing that, I'll be over
here, looking through your stuff.
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For mad scientists who keep brains in jars, here's a tip: why not add
a slice of lemon to each jar, for freshness?
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I think he is saying he wants your secret sauce in his buns. You two have been--ahem--back and forth with each other for days now. I guess this is you guys just moving it up to a gayer level. Actually, that's not the post I was responding to, fearless leader.
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you were mentioned several times, sure, but... i dunno if thats "chalk full" You can whine and be idiotic about more things than just me, you know. It's possible. i guess thats true, but... really, you're such perfect fodder for the topics of whine, cry, wank, and your other super powers. when discussing them, one seemingly must mention you! if we were talking about giant green boxing gloves, surely we'd all mention green lantern, right? in all seriousness, though, its great to see you've followed the instructions i gave you. you're chalk full of obedience!
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Yet another reason why SNL has sucked for over a decade: no more Jack Handey.
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I think he is saying he wants your secret sauce in his buns. You two have been--ahem--back and forth with each other for days now. I guess this is you guys just moving it up to a gayer level. 
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Thank you, good sir.
Hope the increased revenue is well worth the...um...sticky mess that W&C has left everywhere. I told him to bring his sock with him.
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So, it was a circle jerk?
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They always leave me out of the fu...
wait...
No, there is nothing fun about that at all.
You guys can bill us for the carpet cleaners if you'd like.
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you were mentioned several times, sure, but... i dunno if thats "chalk full" You can whine and be idiotic about more things than just me, you know. It's possible. i guess thats true, but... really, you're such perfect fodder for the topics of whine, cry, wank, and your other super powers. when discussing them, one seemingly must mention you! if we were talking about giant green boxing gloves, surely we'd all mention green lantern, right? in all seriousness, though, its great to see you've followed the instructions i gave you. you're chalk full of obedience! You think so huh? Hate to tell you Rob but not following the crowd here doesn't constitute whining. It's constitutes...brains? And I wouldn't say I've followed your instructions so much as I haven't felt like breaking them yet. I'll let you know when I've made my dedision.
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What is a dedision, anyway?
Seriously, Halo, it is called proof reading. A little bit of time doing that will save countless hours in being called an idiot.
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What is a dedision, anyway?
Seriously, Halo, it is called proof reading. A little bit of time doing that will save countless hours in being called an idiot. 
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EVERYBODY RUN, HE'S GOT A DEDISON!
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I try to take care of them. I really do.
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That's Dedision. Get it right or look like Halo.
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What is a dedision, anyway?
Seriously, Halo, it is called proof reading. A little bit of time doing that will save countless hours in being called an idiot. MOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLE!
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What is a dedision, anyway?
Seriously, Halo, it is called proof reading. A little bit of time doing that will save countless hours in being called an idiot. Proof read for these assholes? Why? They're gonna find an excuse to call me shit anyway.
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That's Dedision. Get it right or look like Halo. obviously youre not a golfer....
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