#89636
2003-09-12 2:37 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#89637
2003-09-12 2:47 AM
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...thought I had dibs on the little red head... er... hen.
I am insulted... and hornier than a Kennedy.
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#89638
2003-09-12 2:51 AM
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ZOD wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:38 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#89639
2003-09-12 2:52 AM
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Nah... Ace is the wave of the Future!
Besides, it's nearly identical to the old one!
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#89640
2003-09-12 2:55 AM
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ZOD wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#89641
2003-09-12 2:56 AM
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...would an Eric Carr avatar be better?
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#89642
2003-09-12 2:58 AM
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ZOD wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#89643
2003-09-12 3:00 AM
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...alright. If that's what you feel you have to do.
Although... I just may have to change my name to ElectricPeterTork... or The Obsolete Man.
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#89644
2003-09-12 3:06 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#89645
2003-09-12 3:07 AM
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 Do you like me now Uschikins?
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#89646
2003-09-12 3:08 AM
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#89647
2003-09-12 3:08 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#89648
2003-09-12 3:09 AM
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See!
Ya just don't have tha' gumption to stick with it!
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#89649
2003-09-12 3:11 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
oooh! Can I have THAT as an avatar?
ROB will have to work his magic on it. I can't make it smaller without ruining the image and words.
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#89650
2003-09-12 3:14 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#89651
2003-09-12 3:15 AM
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Avatars are a pain to get right.
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#89652
2003-09-12 3:17 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#89653
2003-09-12 3:17 AM
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Where does he get such wonderful toys?
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#89654
2003-09-12 3:20 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
![[sad]](images/icons/frown.gif) sniff You hate Uschi.
You never put out! It's been over 1500 posts now and you still won't give me any action!
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#89655
2003-09-12 3:20 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
sniff You hate Uschi.
Uschi drove me to it.
The Tork name was retired, but here I had to go pull it out of Mothballs for one last run...
Why, I may just have to register under my real name next!!!!!
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#89656
2003-09-12 3:21 AM
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ZOD wins again!
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#89657
2003-09-12 3:23 AM
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There is no Bastard anymore.
Bastard is Gone.
ElectricPeterTork has taken his place.
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#89658
2003-09-12 3:25 AM
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ZOD wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#89659
2003-09-12 3:28 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
Of course I don't put out to you, little robot.
Well ya should! I have six different speeds, adept in six million forms of postioning and an installed mobile adapter for one of those "on-the-go" romps! Up to 12 hours!
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#89660
2003-09-12 3:29 AM
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Before there ever was a Bastard, there was ElectricPeterTork.
In fact, the name "First National Bastard" is related to ElectricPeterTork, and the Monkees!
See, the name First National Bastard, so I've been told, is just the name of Mike Nesmith's post Monkees band, the First National Band, with the "Band" dropped off and an adjective describing the Former (and once again) ElectricPeterTork in it's place.
Phases, Stages, Cycles, and Themes.
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#89661
2003-09-12 5:20 AM
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The little red hen would probably suffer severe injuries if she fucked a dog or a pig.
Cats play rough with birds.
The little red hen would have been better off looking for a nice cock.
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#89662
2003-09-12 12:21 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by First National Bastard:
Nah... Ace is the wave of the Future!
Heh. Maybe the Bat-hound. ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
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#89663
2003-09-12 1:46 PM
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Fine then.
Ace is the patron saint of alcoholic musicians!
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#89664
2003-09-12 1:54 PM
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#89665
2003-09-12 5:17 PM
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#89666
2003-09-12 11:31 PM
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ZOD wins again!
[ 09-27-2003, 06:42 PM: Message edited by: MisterJLA ]
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#89667
2003-09-13 12:12 AM
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Uschi's desire to be Zod's wife is quite disturbing to Zod. Sorry babe, but Zod is a lone wolf, tracking his prey and devouring her until she can not scream no more! ![[cool]](images/icons/cool.gif)
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#89668
2003-09-13 1:12 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by Uschi:
quote:
Originally posted by Animalman:
I will fuck me.
that's what SHE said!
She said she will fuck me?
....please give her my number.
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#89669
2003-09-13 1:15 AM
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quote:
Originally posted by ZOD:
Zod is a lone wolf, tracking his prey and devouring her until she can not scream no more!
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Translated from ZOD-speak:
Zod loves playing with his privates, spending hours searching for the right lubricant so that he doesn't stroke himself raw!
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#89670
2003-09-15 4:06 AM
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quote:
Who will fuck me?
Uschi, quit gagging for it. You know full well that none of us would do you.
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#89671
2003-09-16 3:30 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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That am because this am mostly a gay pick up forum.
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#89672
2003-09-15 5:36 PM
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quote:
Originally posted by URG:
That am because this am mostly a gay pick up forum.
Damn! Urg nails it right on the head..once again!
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#89673
2003-09-15 7:30 PM
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THATS NOT THE ONLY HEAD HE NAILS!
:rimshot:
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#89674
2003-09-16 3:20 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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#89675
2003-09-16 3:22 AM
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URG am real man! 7500+ posts
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and that am because URG does not give head, so do don't even ask URG to do it,all you gay little people.
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