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...not knocked up or banged mocha. but would've had an illustration showing her the importance of raising the child in a god fearing way.

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Tell her to blame it on God and watch the cash flow grow.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
Tell her to blame it on God and watch the cash flow grow.


Better watch out...Sammitch is uber religious.




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Hey, he gets to play Joseph!

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
Hey, he gets to play Joseph!


Keep me outta this. I don't wanna end up on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Unless, there's, y'know, decent money involved.


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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
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Hey, he gets to play Joseph!


Keep me outta this. I don't wanna end up on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Unless, there's, y'know, decent money involved.

and midgets!


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 Originally Posted By: rex
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The key to having a good alt is not revealing who you really are, sammitch.


ummmm it's not me, reax. I've never created an alt here. too damn lazy.


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 Originally Posted By: sneaky bunny
 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
 Originally Posted By: iggy
Hey, he gets to play Joseph!


Keep me outta this. I don't wanna end up on Jerry Springer or Maury Povich. Unless, there's, y'know, decent money involved.

and midgets!


Especially midgets!


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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 Originally Posted By: Captain Sammitch
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 Originally Posted By: The YouTube video poster
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The key to having a good alt is not revealing who you really are, sammitch.


ummmm it's not me, reax. I've never created an alt here. too damn lazy.




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no lie. you know how lazy I am. there are zero alts created by me. all truth.


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and according to you I'm not even clever enough to come up with the youtube video poster.


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I'll leave you alone then. You're gonna be busy raising your kid soon so I won't take up anymore of your time.


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Paternity test, Sammitch. Don't do or sign a damned thing until there's been a paternity test.


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Joe Mama
Paternity test, Sammitch. Don't do or sign a damned thing until there's been a paternity test.


mandatory in ohio when there's a child-support claim.


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I'll leave you alone then. You're gonna be busy raising your kid soon so I won't take up anymore of your time.

OH MY!


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 Originally Posted By: Mochahontas
 Originally Posted By: iggy
Tell her to blame it on God and watch the cash flow grow.


Better watch out...Sammitch is uber religious.


Holy shit. A snobby, arrogant, self-righteous, intolerant, judgemental piece of shit like Sammitch is religious? There's a shocker.


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actually sammitch if you had just wanked and cried you'd never have been in this mess.

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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
actually sammitch if you had just wanked and cried you'd never have been in this mess.


Actually, if he'd watched the YouTube video I gave you assholes as a "gift" he wouldn't be in this mess.


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no, im certain i am correct. no one watches your youtube videos, i on the other hand am known for my intelligence and witty repartee.

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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Tell her to blame it on God and watch the cash flow grow.


Better watch out...Sammitch is uber religious.




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 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
no, im certain i am correct. no one watches your youtube videos, i on the other hand am known for my intelligence and witty repartee.


And, Wanky is known for being a tard.

I'm going with Wanky's wrong for $2000, Alex.

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 Originally Posted By: iggy
 Originally Posted By: britneyspearsatemyshorts
no, im certain i am correct. no one watches your youtube videos, i on the other hand am known for my intelligence and witty repartee.


And, Wanky is known for being a tard.

I'm going with Wanky's wrong for $2000, Alex.


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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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no, im certain i am correct. no one watches your youtube videos, i on the other hand am known for my intelligence and witty repartee.


And, Wanky is known for being a tard.

I'm going with Wanky's wrong for $2000, Alex.


Iggy the Brainwashed betting against me? Didn't see that one coming


He wasn't betting against you. It's a Jeopardy reference. Trivia game show.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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 Originally Posted By: Wank and Cry
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Tell her to blame it on God and watch the cash flow grow.


Better watch out...Sammitch is uber religious.


Holy shit. A snobby, arrogant, self-righteous, intolerant, judgemental piece of shit like Sammitch is religious? There's a shocker.



Don't cry, Tommy. Jesus loves you. It's everyone else that thinks you're a failure.


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