RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts BSAMS CHALLENGE

Since your son ROY BATTY and I dont hear from you via email from you (or DrZsmith but I digress) I challenge you to prove you are who you say you are by these twenty questions


(which may take TWENTY years for me to post AGAIN I digress)


1) Who did ROY BATTY think you should be if we were the JLA?

Guy Gardner!

Wonder Woman!

btw i dont hear from anyone via email either!

What is this e-mail you speak of?

I get so much viagra and penis enlargement spam I miss everything

CORRECT


For whom did you and bsams the Bat Boreds for?!?!?!

WHAT THE FUCK IS THE INTERNET?!?!??!

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Im Not Mister Mxyzptlk love Moderator SPLURT!
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not english? or subtle unknowable clue? YOU DECIDE!

Wank
Wank, Bavaria Location Bavaria, Germany is a German mountain close to the Austrian border in the southwestern Estergebirge range near Garmisch-Partenkirchen. The peak is 1780 metres above mean sea level.Mount Wank has been linked to Garmisch-Partenkirchen by cable car since 1928.In 1982 the lift was upgraded into a modern rotary cable car system. The ride takes 20 minutes from the valley to a mountain station close to the peak (valley station 728m, mountain station 1742m). The mountain hut Alois Huber House) was built by the local branch of the German Alpine Association (DAV) in 1911.


Cry
Cry is a litlle town and commune of France, in Burgundy Bourgogne région, in
the Yonne département in the arrondissement of Avallon with renting canoes
on an adventure park on a river Armançon. The beautiful old stone bridge is
build from five century.

A blind 96-year-old great grandmother is taking an Open University degree in social sciences.Grace Ledger, of Selsey, West Sussex, passed the first year with top marks of 80% and is set to receive a certificate of merit.Mrs Ledger, who has two sons, three grandchildren and six great- grandchildren, hopes to cram the four-year course into three years.Despite being able to use a computer, she prefers to write her essays in longhand with the help of a special high-intensity light and magnifying glasses.

"It's well worthwhile," Mrs Ledger, who also suffers from arthritis, told the Chichester Observer.

"I go to bed at 9pm and listen to my cassettes. It's very good to have something to do and for anybody who has a lot of pain it helps."

"You mustn't be daunted. Try something that takes your mind off your aches and pains. There is so much kindness and you meet all sorts of people."

I am BSAMS! I always have been!

THEO!



if you are the real Franta, what delicacy does JQ and ROY BATTY both enjoy?

DONKEY ARSE!

An insurgency is a violent internal uprising against a sovereign government that lacks the organization of a revolution. Its use is subject to heavy political bias. It should not be confused with, or interchanged with the term "resistance." Complicating matters and blurring the definition of the term, it is frequently used as a label for the violent conflict in Iraq, which involves elements of insurgency and an armed resistance movement.

The U.S. military and national security community lost interest in insurgency after the end of the Cold War when other defense issues such as multinational peacekeeping and transformation seemed more pressing. With the onset of the Global War on Terror in 2001 and the ensuing involvement of the U.S. military in counterinsurgency support in Iraq and Afghanistan, insurgency experienced renewed concern in both the defense and intelligence communities. The author argues that while exceptionally important, this relearning process focused on Cold War era nationalistic insurgencies rather than the complex conflicts which characterized the post-Cold War security environment. To be successful at counterinsurgency, he contends, the U.S. military and defense community must rethink insurgency, which has profound implications for American strategy and military doctrine.

Georgia or Sakartvelo formerly the Republic of Georgia, is a transcontinental
country partially in Eastern Europe and Southwest Asia in the Caucasus
region. It is bordered to the north by the Russian Federation, to the east
by Azerbaijan, to the west across the Black Sea by Ukraine, to the south by
Armenia and to the southwest by Turkey.[2] The territory of Georgia covers
69,700 km² and is influenced by a temperate seasonal climate. Georgia’s
population is 4.4 million in the territories controlled by the central
government of Georgia, nearly 84% of whom are ethnic Georgians.Georgia is a
representative democracy, organized as a secular, unitary,semi-presidential republic. It is currently a member of the United Nations,
the Council of Europe, the Commonwealth of Independent States, the World
Trade Organization, the Organization of the Black Sea Economic Cooperation,
and GUAM Organization for Democracy and Economic Development. The country
seeks to join NATO and, in the longer term, accession to the European Union

Main Entry: eight
Pronunciation: \ˈāt\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English eighte, from eighte, adjective, from Old English eahta; akin to Old High German ahto eight, Latin octo, Greek oktō
Date: before 12th century
1— see number table
2: the eighth in a set or series <the eight of spades>
3: something having eight units or members: as a: an 8-oared racing boat or its crew b: an 8-cylinder engine or automobile
— eight adjective
— eight pronoun, plural in construction

LOL

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I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.
Douglas Adams

I really didn't foresee the Internet. But then, neither did the computer industry. Not that that tells us very much of course - the computer industry didn't even foresee that the century was going to end.
Douglas Adams

When childhood dies, its corpses are called adults and they enter society, one of the politer names of hell.
Brian Aldiss

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
Fred Allen

Most of the time I don't have much fun. - The rest of the times, I don't have any fun at all.
Woody Allen

She looketh as butter would not melt in her mouth.
Francis Bacon

Once you've been in a mental institution, people are going to look at you funny. Drew Barrymore

Never believe in anything until it has been officially denied.
Otto von Bismarck

The family that stays together may be convicted of incest.
Robert Bloch

Insanity is relative. It depends on who has who locked in what cage.
Ray Bradbury

I guess it looks like a rock quarry that somebody has dynamited.
Charles Bronson
...describing his own face

If presidents don't do it to their wives, they'll do it to the country.
Mel Brooks

Everyday people are straying away from the church ang going back to god.
Lenny Bruce

Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxi cabs and cutting hair.
George Burns

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Douglas Noël Adams (11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001) was an English author,
comic radio dramatist, and musician. He is best known as the author of the
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series. Hitchhiker's began on radio, and
developed into a "trilogy" of five books (which sold more than fifteen
million copies during his lifetime) as well as a television series, a comic
book series, a computer game, and a feature film that was completed after
Adams' death. The series has also been adapted for
live theatre using various scripts; the earliest such productions used
material newly written by Adams. He was known to some fans as Bop Ad
(after his illegible signature), or by his initials 'DNA'; he was born the
year before the elucidation of the structure of "the meaning of life " or
D.N.A. by Francis Crick and James Watson in Cambridge i.e. where he was
bornAdams died of a heart attack at the age of 49 on 11 May 2001, during
the rest period of his regular workout at a private gym in Montecito,
California. He had unknowingly suffered a gradual narrowing of the coronary
arteries, which led at that moment to a myocardial infarction and a fatal
cardiac arrhythmia. Adams had been due to deliver the commencement address
at Harvey Mudd College on 13 May. His funeral was held on 16 May 2001
in Santa Barbara, California. Several friends and people he had worked with
were in attendance. His ashes were placed in Highgate Cemetery in north
London in June 2002

He attacked everything in life with a mix of extraordinary genius and naive
incompetence, and it was often difficult to tell which was which.
Douglas Adams

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there
was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an
afterlife.
Douglas Adams

In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people
very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.
Douglas Adams

You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
Douglas Adams

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes
wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it.
Douglas Adams,

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind- bogglingly
big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the
chemist's, but that's just peanuts to space.
Douglas Adams

We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way
We-de-de-de, de-de-de-de-de de, we-um-um-a-way

A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh
A wimoweh, a-wimoweh a-wimoweh, a wimoweh

In the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle the quiet jungle the lion sleeps tonight

Near the village the peaceful village the lion sleeps tonight
Near the village the quiet village the lion sleeps tonight

Hush my darling, don't fear my darling. The lion sleeps tonight.
Hush my darling, don't fear my darling.The lion sleeps tonight

Come and visit sunny Kenya.


Where can you see lions
Only in Kenya
Going to Kenya
We've got lions

Where can you see tigers
Only in Kenya
Both lions and tigers
Only in Kenya

Forget Norway

Kenya oh Kenya
Where the giraffes are
And the zebra

Ah Kenya Kenya Kenya Kenya
Ah Kenya
Ah going to Kenya
Kenya believe it

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A bride and groom are celebrating their special day without the worry of getting into debt.

Odette Fenwick, 19, and 21-year-old Chris May spent a grand total of £480 on their wedding day in north Devon.

Wearing a £52 dress bought on eBay, the bride said she felt "like a princess". The groom hired a suit for £90, reports the BBC.

The Ilfracombe couple exchanged vows and rings, which cost £19, at a civil ceremony in Barnstaple.

The other wedding essentials came from the internet, charity shops and bargain rails.

"The price tag does not matter, it is the meaning of the day which is important," Mr May said.

"The money is irrelevant, it is just a special day."

The wedding reception for the couple and 20 guests was held in temporary gazebos in the car park of an engineering plant in Barnstaple, where the groom works.

I am confounded at the stinginess of some institutions and some people. I'm bewildered by it. You can only put away so much stuff in your closet.
Paul Newman

I have taken roads that I wished I had not traveled on. And I'm traveling on some pretty exciting ones, too.
Paul Newman

I try to acknowledge that by giving back something to those to whom luck has been brutal.
Paul Newman

But really I think one of the delights in my life is to go to these camps and see the staff members who, I think, are some of are the best part of America, who are who care for people who are less fortunate than they are.
Paul Newman

Whenever I'm in the dumps, I come up here and it reaffirms everything that I think is really good and generous about this country.
Paul Newman

That's half the delight of it. And the royalties that I get from the business and the profits after charity I can give away.
Paul Newman

Why not, really, go to the fullest length, and the silliest length, in exploiting yourself and turn the proceeds back to the community?
Paul Newman

I respect generosity in people, and I respect it in companies too, I don’t look at it as philanthropy; I see it as an investment in the community.
Paul Newman

Some of your best work yet...

I requested for that one!

"That's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?"
FRENCH
Que belle paire de jambes, A quelle heure s'ouvrent-elles?

SPANISH
Vaya par de piernas. ¿A què hora abren?

"That's a nice dress. It would look great on my bedroom floor."
FRENCH
Quelle belle robe. Je la vois bien par terre dans me chambre.

SPANISH
Llevas un vestido muy bonito. Quedarìa precioso en el suelo de mi
habitaciòn.

ITALIAN
Che bel vestito. Andrebbe molto bene sul pavimento della mia camera da
letto.