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So I thought I'd come to you guys to see if you could help them. The one guy whose name is Yar Relda and is from Serbia doesn't know the other guy has this HUGE man crush on him. The really really gay guy is Luap Lardnam and hails from the Netherlands. Both are exchange students at the local university.
Luap is extremely gay and is a stalker to many. He has restraining orders in 12 states but is not allowed within 50 miles of this one guy he analy raped named Bor also form Serbia. Luap wants nothing more than to give deep open mouthed Serbian kisses to Yar yet sadly their politics get in the way. Plus many of us believe Yar has already given his heart to another man named Namg a sickly vietnamese student he dated off and on for 3 years. So Luap is stalking Yar and pretends to hate him yet masturbates to the sound of his name every chance he gets.
So what advice should we give Luap? Should he just confess his love for Yar and see what happens. I bet Yar has some feelings for him too if only he can break the unhealthy bond he has with Namg some day.
Oh and one other thing you should know is that all 3 have had a sexual encounter already together with a transvestite hooker named Hairap. It was a 4 way sex orgy for the truly sick and disgusting. They all claim they were drunk though so no one actually admits they were there. Yar once confessed to me the reason they never talk about it is that the tranny hooker Hairap gave them all syphillis and herpes.
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So nobody has any advice for these completely random people?
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I'm trying to figure out the punchline here, but the names don't seem to say anything phonetically. Maybe this is a real question? Kill them all. With t3h AIDz. Call Klint for that.
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say the names backwards you dolt! I expected more from you Uschi.......you're the best one of us all!
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I can't believe I missed that the first time.
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say the names backwards you dolt! I expected more from you Uschi.......you're the best one of us all! i am full of the shame. 
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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I just read A JLA issue with Zartanna in it. So the backwards talk was easy to spot.
These two should seek out advice from the gayest man on the planet:Bor Nesauhpmak. There's a man who knows a thing or two about gay relationships.
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Bor Phausenkamp was one of my alts ar the DCMBs.
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Rellik is killer spelled backwards.
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Jesus christ, people! I caught it the first time! And I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RETARD HERE!
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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I'M SUPPOSED TO BE THE RETARD HERE! Don't sell yourself short. We all know you're retarded in real life as well.
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say the names backwards you dolt! If she does, will Adler be banished to the Fifth Dimension?
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say the names backwards you dolt! If she does, will Adler be banished to the Fifth Dimension?
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Just for ninety seconds than he's back.
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"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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That's what the people at the sock counter at Wal-mart say about rex.
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There's a sock counter? Just in Eugene, I suppose. They probably have to keep the nylons and silk behind lock and key.
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rex sticks socks in his butt.
Ouch! That's A Big Dick!!!
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No socks for you, I only got sandpaper! Now bend over, blondie!
Whoa nellie! That's A Tight Asshole!!!
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