RKMBs Forums .::Important::. Fortress of Awesome Chat ZZAPP destroys Iggybitch.,

Thought I'd chime in just to thank Fat Mama for proving me right about him all along. Here he is talking shit about Sikk who was suppose to be his "buddy" and who he wanted to "assimilate" just for a chance to boost his own underservingly massive ego. Not only that, but doing what the Whores at this board do best...rationalizing. Saying Iggy took a "Hoganesque heel turn" when all he did was sellout in his overdramatic way. Saying because Andy isn't around you morons "won" and because I'm not here cause I'm "resigning" to form the "heckpuppies" (which is further proof of Joe's stupidity since I simply resigned for the hellhounds all together). Don't you have something better to do than conjure up some imaginary victory Joe? Wasn't it you who told me to "let it go" months ago yet here you are still feeding yourself lies? Damn man, that's sad. But then again, I guess that's why you're so perfect here? A board full of delusional liars.

Like Rob, saying we lost cause we "took this so seriously" yet he freaked out about big sigs?

Pro, who just likes sucking cock and calling it friendship.

Harley, who needs to believe that you guys are actually smart so she doesn't have to face the truth that she's the cliched woman who laches on to arrogant, macho, immature men cause she herself is "insecure".

And Iggy, the bitch of all bitches. Saying that Zzap is making the "saddest" rationalization" when he says you guys are giving us a "win" everytime you respond. Yet, that's pretty much what Joe is saying in the post I quoted? That's exactly what Joe was saying everytime he went off on some insane rant about "good doggie" when I trashed him and he had nothing else to say. It's exactly what Sammitch is saying when he says "dance monkey, dance". Hell, this whole board is made up of anti-social attention whores like rex and MisterJLA who love getting a negative reaction from people and consider it victory when they get that reaction. So Iggy, by your own logic the RKMB is the saddest place on earth. You just won't let yourself see it. Cause you're a cowardly hypocrite.

But, I've totally gottin off track. Thanks Joe, for proving you're the pathetic and hypocrical sack of shit I always said you were.

Impressive argument. Nobody can go into full blown denial without a shred of substantive argument like you, Joe. Not only that, but you managed to toot your own horn in the midst of your inane babble.

And what the fuck are you talking about "recruitment"? I know that in the Joeverse not only is being fat, ugly, stupid, delusional, egotistical, and pathetic cool things but Halo is the center of all things but I have nothing to do with the "heck puppies". All I know is the hellhounds KNOW it's a gag. Unlike you morons who believe your own hype.

Haven't you figured out, asshole? Only the Whores can have fun.

no worries, i'll walk y'through it.

you said you "made a generic crack about Nowherebrains mom." i responded with your reference to the actual quote, which referred to nowhereman's perversion and incest with his mother, who has passed away. she was an individual that meant the world to him, and revisiting your commentary again, it seems a little more than a "generic crack"

now, its likely your argument will now be that "generic" is a relative term, or some such silliness. in which case, you just get yerself a nice little gold star.

so thats quote one. y'with me still?

in quote 2, you said that we are extremists who are silly to create stories about you, like "you all must think you're are morally superior." my response was in two parts, one was zap's quote, about how you insurgentians should "grab the moral highground" -- the other was your own, stating "We claim moral superiority again and again."

so, as you'll note, both of those quotes from zap and yourself seem to counter your other point fairly directly.

and that, dear friend, is the reason i posted them for you. i found it funny (that's why i said "heh") that you were trying to rewrite the past by redefining what you had already done or said. when, in reality, looking at your actual words, they're in direct contrast to one another.

Now, follow with me, all of the goings on here have been like that imaginary game of D&D. For some reason, you guys just can't help but role natural ones. And, we taunt you about it. We aren't actually winning anything here. We are just laughing at your failures. But, when all is said and done, we log off and we go do other things. The fun of the taunt is over. At least, it is until the next rather predictable session.

Only the Whores can have fun.

Yeah yeah yeah. I get it Iggy. Nothing any of you do is wrong, bad, stupid, arrogant, or comparable to what we're doing cause it's "fun". What I'm saying, is that they are full of shit and you are gullible. I point to instances where one of the whores does something that indicates being "serious" like Rob fucking with my account, Sammitch deleting posts, Joe editing them and throwing fits but you ignore it and instead cling to this same dumbass argument

Here's a fact for you, Iggy. We've done nothing that your masters haven't done, yet you give them credit for nothing other than some retarded claim of "having fun". But hey, that's just you and your "sad rationalizations".

SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!!!

oh no, we're nowhere near the end.

Now this is hypocricy.

Just so you know in the future, Pro.

Yeah, like I said, I made a generic crack about Nowheremans mom. Even Mxy knows practically every mom insult is generic. And again, pointing out why we don't like you guys doesn't equal moral superiority so much as it equals genuine disdain. Nothing I've posted "contrasts" any of that. We're simply at the point where there's nothing you can do other than make mountains out of molehills. Here after all you'll do is say the same shit again and again.

I'm rolling with you on this one, honeylips! Can I spit in your shithole and lick it out?

Zzap!

straight outta the womb!

And again, pointing out why we don't like you guys doesn't equal moral superiority so much as it equals genuine disdain.

thank you for pointing out how not serious you take this.....

You're welcome.

Sammitch, with all due respect (as you regularly crack me up when you mess with Tommy's posts), this post of Tommy's didn't need adjusting. It has the perfect amount of "no comeback" and "probably doesn't get the joke in the first place." In fact, I'm going to quote it because it still makes me chuckle and proves, once again, that Tommy will never leave us because he simply can't - and that's a good thing for all of us.

What's funny is that I do leave...

...and Joe keeps talking about me.

Hypocrisy abounds with Joe. As usual.

What's funny is that I do leave...and Joe keeps talking about me. Hypocrisy abounds with Joe. As usual.

No you don't. You lurk and then come back. At least be honest about your junkie ways, Tommy.

Assuming that's true, after I discuss our fantasy sports leagues, the latest controversy at a Tyson plant, etc, the only way you would know that is if you were still around. Which easily proves that you're a dishonest junkie.

Joe keeps talking about me

Grumpy li'l Tommy. So bitter about all the ass-whippings that come his way. Keep projecting onto me, Tommy. It's okay - I know where it all comes from. But try and move towards a more positive place. These posts only reveal your pain, they don't help you heal it.

hey you're right, joe!

but I'm still gonna have to mess with one or two once in a while.

Oh, feel free to mess with Tommy's diatribes. Like I said, you crack me up. Just show a little restraint - sometimes Tommy's posts speak for themselves in terms of unintentional comedy and the tragedy that is his existence.

LOVE ME!!!