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Whose place is it to judge spammers, anyway?
If it wasn't for spamming, most of you wouldn't have reached five figure post counts. All I ever wanted was to soar with the eagles. And what thanks do I get? Hacking? How mature.
I was planning to reveal my main identity at fifty thousand. Apparently the no rules rule doesn't apply to me. I'm sorry I didn't register here in 2000.
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I was with my boyfriend just now and we started fooling around. He you know fingered me. He started with 1, then 2, then 3 (which I'd never done before) fingers. I felt like I was about to climax and told him to pull out. His fingers were covered with blood, but not alot, and this white looking thing. He got really worried as did I. He told me he was sorry, maybe he went too fast. I'm scared. It never happened before. And I think I started to bleed when I felt like I was going to have and organsm because sometimes he pulled out and there was no blood. Should I be worried? Is it normal? What was that white thing? I'm not in any pain. What should I do?
Please take this seriously because well, it is serious.
Take into account that neither of us has ever had anal intercourse with each other and anyone else for that matter.
Help me.
-Zzap!
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get yer dumb ass to a doctor ya whore!
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Cervical or Uterine cancer
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Chlamydia, trichinosis, PID, yeast infection, gonorrhea
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vaginitis or cerviotitis
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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enough about your medical history, this is WOO's thread....
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The chinaman is not the issue!
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What the fuck is he talking about, Dude?
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!
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Fuck you man! You don't like my fucking music, get your own fucking cab!
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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I mean we totally fucked it up man, we fucked up this payoff, we got the kidnappers all mad at us, and Lebowski, ya know, he yelled at me a lot but he didn't do anything, huh?
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Cervical or Uterine cancer
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I think WOO was talking about his anus...
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So? Uschi's anus and vagina are connected.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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that would explain a lot...
big_pimp_tim-made it cool to roll in the first damn place! Mon Jun 11 2007 09:27 PM- harley finally rolled with me "I'm working with him...he's young but, there is much potential. He can apprentice with me and then he's yours for final training. He will remember the face of his father... Some day, Knutreturns just may be the greatest of us all...."-THE bastard
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All you do is push on the left nut to open the secret door.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Someone needs to sticky this topic. Where the fuck are the moderators!
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Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Whose place is it to judge spammers, anyway?
If it wasn't for spamming, most of you wouldn't have reached five figure post counts. All I ever wanted was to soar with the eagles. And what thanks do I get? Hacking? How mature.
I was planning to reveal my main identity at fifty thousand. Apparently the no rules rule doesn't apply to me. I'm sorry I didn't register here in 2000. eat shit and die
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Heh, when did that happen? Anyway, you weren't hacked, dude. I thought Snarf was the only one who didn't figure out this little trick.
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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Whose place is it to judge spammers, anyway?
If it wasn't for spamming, most of you wouldn't have reached five figure post counts. All I ever wanted was to soar with the eagles. And what thanks do I get? Hacking? How mature.
I was planning to reveal my main identity at fifty thousand. Apparently the no rules rule doesn't apply to me. I'm sorry I didn't register here in 2000. eat shit and die
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