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My internet girlfriend is more make believe than your internet girlfriend.
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No thank you, I use toilet paper.

Did she also pee in the glass?


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Just another stupid woman being stupid.


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She'll never be my bartender.

"Um, can I get the same on the rocks without poopie stains? I got friends meeting here and we plan to shake hands."

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you should prolly ask your female friends to wipe their asses, most women dont have poop in their crack....

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Most women aren't getting larger by the minute.

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My turn

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Dabney Donovan = rex = bah I can't keep up.


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Then I suggest Enzyte.


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