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http://consumerist.com/5177420/new-best-buy-dvd-player-comes-with-free-buckets-o-cum-dvd

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This picture is essentially the epitome of why it's really messed up that Best Buy will take a piece of used or returned equipment and sell it as new... eventually someone is going to get a DVD player with a copy of "Buckets of Cum" in the disc drive. The caption on the photo submitted to our Flickr pool reads,

"When we went to Best Buy and purchased a cheap DVD player after our old one broke, we were surprised to find "Buckets of Cum" in the DVD player. Ewwwwww...apparently, even though it was sold to us as new, it was actually used. I tried to call Best Buy that night, but they were already closed."

I guess it's an improvement; instead of stealing our porn, Best Buy is giving it to us for free.


Well, seriously now..that DVD probably cost a bit to buy new..

..so like, they got a DVD player, plus some bonus porn...what's the problem?


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The problem is that Buckets Of Cum doesn't satisfy Elisa's fetish to dominate and humiliate her "students."


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I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

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Also, it nearly gave Snarf a heart attack after he finally saw what sex actually involves.

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
Also, it nearly gave Snarf a heart attack after he finally saw what sex actually involves.


How do you consider that a "problem?"


Uschi said:
I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry.

MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost!

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Well for him it is, the rest of us though are all clubbing together to get Best Buy awarded a medal.

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