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She'd love one!!!

Billie Piper - She Wants You



I Know she wants, I know she wants you
I Know she wants, I know she wants you
I Know she wants, I know she wants you
I Know she wants, I know she wants you

Boy I know you better
That you think you know yourself
I know where your coming from
Seeing you together
And I swear I can tell
There's something going on

I've seen her expression
As she looks in your direction
It's there in her eyes
You say there's no connection
You don't think that's her intention
Baby you must be blind

I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
I know it instinctively
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)
I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
You say your in love with me
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)

Boy you think I'm crazy
You say she don't mean a thing
That I'm the one for you
She just wants your body baby
She don't give a damn
What I've been going through

She wants satisfaction
To be centre of attraction
It's clear to me
She needs no imitations
She's got such determination
Baby you still don't see

I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
I know it instinctively
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)
I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
You say your in love with me
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)

You understand
You take my hand
You're proud to be my man
And I won't let you go

I've seen her expression
As she looks in your direction
It's there in her eyes
You say there's no connection
You don't think that's her intention
Baby you must be blind

I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
I know it instinctively
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)
I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
You say your in love with me
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)

I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
I know it instinctively
(I know she wants, I know she wants you)
I know that she wants you
She wants you, She wants you
You say your in love with me
(I know she wants, I know she wants you

I had something else in mind.

on a steek

You do realize that you'd be the bitch in the relationship, right?

Just to clarify, by 'relationship' I'm not meaning the picnics and long walks on the beach type but more the prison rape type.

See my sig for more realistic details, Lothar.

Why did the litter of communist kittens become capitalists? Because they finally opened their eyes.
Why are cats better than babies? Because you only have to change a litter box once a day.
What is the name of the unauthorized autobiography of the cat? Hiss and Tell.
What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.
What does a cat do when it gets mad? It has a hissy fit.
What do you call the cat that was caught by the police? The purrpatrator.
What happened when the cat went to the flea circus? He stole the whole show!
What is a cat's favourite colour? Purrrrrrrple!
Where does a cat go when it loses its tail? The retail store.
What does a cat like to eat on a hot day? A mice cream cone.
What do cats use to make coffee? A purrcolator.
What do you call a cat that has swallowed a duck? A duck filled fatty puss.
If lights run on electricity and cars run on gas, what do cats run on? Their paws.
Why is the cat so grouchy? Because he's in a bad mewd.
If there are ten cats on a boat and one jumps off, how many cats are left on the boat? None! They were copy cats.
Is it bad luck if a black cat follows you? That depends on whether you're a man or a mouse.
How does the cat get its own way? With friendly purrsuasion.
What do you call a cat that lives in an igloo? An eskimew.
What has more lives than a cat? A frog because it croaks every night.
What is a cat's favourite subject in school? HISStory.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
How do cats end a fight? They hiss and make up.
What's happening when you hear "woof... splat... meow... splat?" It's raining cats and dogs.
Why are cats such good singers? Because they're very mewsical.
What do you call newborn kittens who keep getting passed from owner to owner? Chain litter.
What is the cat's favourite magazine? Good Mousekeeping.
How many cats can you put into an empty box? Only one. After that, the box isn't empty.
Why do you always find the cat in the last place you look? Because you stop looking after you find it.
If a cat can jump five feet high, then why can't it jump through a three foot window? Because the window is closed.
What is a cat's favourite movie? "The Sound of Mewsic."
What does a cat that lives near the beach have in common with Christmas? Sandy Claws.
Where is one place that your cat can sit, but you can't? Your lap.
Why did the cat put oil on the mouse? Because it squeaked.
What side of the cat has the most fur? The OUT-side.
What is a cat's favourite car? The Catillac.
What kind of cat will keep your grass short? A Lawn Meower.
Why did the judge dismiss the entire jury made up of cats? Because each of them was guilty of purrjury.
What do you use to comb a cat? A catacomb.
Why did the cat run from the tree? Because it was afraid of the bark!
Why is it so hard for a leopard to hide? Because he's always spotted.

"He [the cat] liked to peep into the refrigerator and risk having his head shut in by the closing door. He also climbed to the top of the stove, discontinuing the practice after he singed his tail." - Lloyd Alexander


As anyone who has ever been around a cat for any length of time well knows cats have enormous patience with the limitations of the human kind. - Cleveland Amory


"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this." - Anonymous

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The Man of Steel #1, July 1986.At the time, Byrne said, "I’m
taking Superman back to the basics ... It's basically Siegel and
Shuster's Superman meets the Fleischer Superman in 1986.”Byrne
significantly reduced Superman’s powers (though he was still one
of the most powerful beings on Earth), eliminated the Fortress of
Solitude, Krypto, and had his foster parents the Kents still
alive while Superman was an adult to enjoy their adopted son’s
triumphs as well as to provide him with support, grounding, and
advice whenever he needed it.

The “Byrne Curse”
Byrne has referenced his alleged tendency to “predict” real-life
events with his comic books, calling it the “Byrne Curse.” In
a letter to Skeptic magazine, he noted a 1977 issue of Marvel
Team-Up depicting a blackout in New York, with a real-life
blackout occurring the month the issue went on sale, six months
after he had drawn it; and an issue of Wonder Woman in which
the death of the superheroine, who is an Amazon princess named
Diana, is presented on the cover as a newspaper front page with
the headline “Princess Diana Dies.” The issue went on sale on a
Wednesday, and Britain’s Diana, Princess of Wales was killed in
an accident three days later.

I think I've just found the angel I'd like to be touched by.


Can I lick that film off your teeth?

re you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.

Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

"Of all the stupid -- ! When my body turned invisible, the gown
didn't!" -- Invisible Girl

"Hey, don't knock crazy. The Romans were crazy, and they got all the girls."
-The Tick (The Tick #8)

"Wicked Men! Cease your antics, or I may be forced to assault you with the U.S. Postal System!"
-The Tick (The Tick #8)

Asher Roth
Lion's Roar


Pretty girl, you know that you so hot (hot, hot-hot)
How about I take you to my spot? (spot, spot-spot)
We can take off all our clothes, he won't call anymo'
You hear my lion roar, head high, eyes closed
You begin to describe all things we do in a big big bed in an empty room
Look at you on me then me on you with a warm washcloth and
A few ice cubes
Did it get so wet? No I'm not my best when I make you sweat
Ready now get set cause you get no rest
I'ma smack that butt, I'ma grab them breasts
Yeahhh, tell me what you like (like) can I scratch and bite? (bite)
We can scratch that fight (fight) make it last all night
Slidin on your side and curves, satisfy the primal urge
Ridin on you back and forth, that's how you make my lion roar

[Chorus: New Kingdom]
Head high, I'm low
Hear my, lion roar (ooooh)
Lion roar (ooooh)
Head high, I'm low
Hear my, lion roar (ooooh)
Lion roar (ooooh)

[Asher Roth]
Yeah yeah...
On the mic I'm a beast, I'm a big bad beast
I could speak that heat, I don't need no reason
Jeepers, them big teeth you be feedin
Better leave now, I'm 'bout to be eatin
Even you stick around and we beatin
Bleedin, have him laid out on the cement
Breathin, I had him back in your team and
Leave in peace and have a safe evenin
Beef is not what I like to do
Speakin just to enlighten you
Teach him a rhyme and preach in the mind and
A beautiful thing keep fightin through
Just how big's the fight in you? Tight and high and mighty or
A lighty, hide your heiny when a giant hasn't frightened you (you)
Look in my eyes (eyes) you see my pride? (pride)
You see the fire (fire) burnin down the side
Will and drive'll make a man, doin what you say I can
Oh you think I'm playin? Well let's see just what you made of then

[Chorus]

[Busta Rhymes]
Busta Bust and I'm back on my BULLSHIT NOW!

C'mon! Got to make you wanna jump jump jump
And I come with another banger and I know you wanna bump
Cap and gown when I smack you down
And I graduated homie bangin in the trunk
Put yo' hands where my eyes could see
Let me take this thing to where it really need to be
One-two-three, let me take time
To remind y'all that you can't fuck with me
Shake yo' ass on the way to the flo'
In the dungeon drinkin and the lions roar
All my little mamis come to the crib
Let me pound on the coochie until it gets sore
Then I laugh and cough when I flash and floss
Moment when I get cash as a boss
Asher Roth, I'm comin too
Cause I heard that you got a lot of ass in the loft
See I ain't playin mister
I'm 'bout to twist your sister
That's how we do it killer, yeah!
(Lion roar) Yeah! (Lion roar)

[Outro: Asher Roth]
That's when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That's when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That's when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That's when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That's when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
That's when I let my lion roar (lion roar)
(Lion roar... lion roar... lion roar)

Alpaca

The Alpaca (Vicugna pacos) is a domesticated species of South
American camelid developed from the wild alpacas. It resembles a
sheep in appearance, but is larger and has a long erect neck as
well as coming in many colors, whereas sheep are generally bred
to be white and black. Alpacas are kept in herds that graze on the level heights of the Andes of Ecuador, southern Peru, northern Bolivia, and northern
Chile at an altitude of 3500 to 5000 meters above sea-level,
throughout the year.

Frank Burns is a twat.
-MisterJLA