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Seeing as we have a music, a reading & a DVD thread, how about a VHS thread since a lot of movies have yet to be released on DVD?

I'll start it off with the VHS's I've been watching over the last year or so.

War Party
The Compleat Al
The Incredible Shrinking Woman


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
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Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

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I'm watching the movie I made of your mom and I. Right now I'm giving it to her in the ass.


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Haha! It's taken him one year to watch 3 movies! Loser.

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What a coincidence! That's how Colette likes it, too! Derp!

Really now, reax. If you loathe me that much why do you follow me everywhere I post? I didn't vote for anybody and I didn't sent money to Haiti. What next, flower petals in my pickup truck?


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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That movie just jumps around and really doesn't make sense most of the time. The entire story is broken (hence the name) up and is all out of order. The acting by Jeremy Sisto is excellent as he plays a great crazy man and Heather Graham is good when she's not singing.

I'm impressed that you've finally gone on topic here.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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Don't worry mcgurk, no one will miss you when you walk away in shame.


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No one except you, my shadow, and searcher of my older posts.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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 Originally Posted By: McGurk
That movie just jumps around and really doesn't make sense most of the time. The entire story is broken (hence the name) up and is all out of order. The acting by Jeremy Sisto is excellent as he plays a great crazy man and Heather Graham is good when she's not singing.

I'm impressed that you've finally gone on topic here.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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Originally Posted by rex
Don't worry mcgurk, no one will miss you when you walk away in shame.

What do you mean "when", necro?


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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I have about 150 VHS tapes still.

The last one I watched was the Beatles in Yellow Submarine, which I love. Great music and very unusual animation. While I switched over to DVD over 10 years ago, I very occasionally pull out VHS tapes to watch. In some ways I liked VHS better than than DVD. I used to timer- record the PBS News Hour every day while I was at work, so I could watch it when I got home, and then recorded over it after. DVD you can only record once. VHS was a simpler technology that I found easier to work with. A few I unwittingly saved and was glad I did. One had a Jim Lehrer interview of Pat Buchanan during his run in the 1992 presidential primaries.

And I go through another DVD recorder about every 4 years. A DVD recorder seems to average about 100 six-hour discs of recording before it breaks.
Whereas VHS recorders I had seemed to last about 10 years of constant use.

DVDs also do weird stuff, and at points unpredictably freeze up or don't play.
I have a complete series DVD of the original OUTER LIMITS tv series, and when I watched it about two years ago again, several of the episodes would freeze up. Some I could with effort manipulate to watch the episode, others are unwatchable, I think 3 or 4 episodes out of 49 were that way. I only watched about 10 of the episodes when I bought the collection back in 2009, so I don't know if it was that way 11 years ago, or if it deteriorated to the point it doesn't fully work now. This was the only time I watched all 49 episodes.

A little over a year ago, I also got the (at that time) complete CHICAGO P.D. series and while that series was new when I bought it, a few episodes of seasons 3 and 4 (of 5 seasons) also froze up in a few spots. I would stop the DVD, and then push play, and it usually would work on the second try, there were none I could not watch in their entirety with a little effort.

But those are some of the issues I never had with VHS, that made me like it and find it in some ways easier to work with.



Another odd thing, back in the 1990-2000 period, I had 2 VHS player/recorders, and when I really liked a movie I rented from Blockbuster, I would play it in one and dub it over onto a blank VHS tape in the other, and watched many of those movies again on VHS. But when I tried years later to dub them onto a DVD, there was copyright protection that blocked me from dubbing them from VHS to DVD ! But fortunately, it somehow allowed me to dub and enjoy them for many years on VHS.

In addition to many movies and TV series I have on VHS that I never got around to dubbing over to DVD, I have about 15 or 20 ...ahem... private gentlemen's video tapes.

I don't know if it's possible to get another VHS/DVD combination unit that would allow me to transfer over the remaining VHS tapes I have to DVD. Of if I did, whether I would ever watch them again. It's a tough call whether it's worth the effort. In addition to store-bought movies and series DVD collections, maybe 75 or 100, I probably have about 300 to 400 DVDs I've recorded. I don't know if I'll watch them all again either, but they're nice to have, if I want to.

I especially loved a Samsung VHS unit I bought around 1995, that I liked so much I bought the newer version of the same unit again, around 2002. It had a very clear picture, even on most stuff I recorded previously on other VHS units. And it had a very fast motor, that with a very visible tape counter I could easily wind to the exact minute of a tape I wanted to watch. Another great feature of VHS is it would stay at the exact point you turned it off. So even if you turned off the unit, you could come back exactly where you left off. With some DVD players they do this, others it goes back to the beginning if you turn it off. Although skip/advance is usually much more navigable on DVD than VHS, and I'm so much more used to DVD now that I'm not as nostalgic for VHS as I used to be.
I didn't buy my first DVD/VHS combo unit till 2007, and even then my transition to DVD was far from immediate.

Since 1984 when I bought my first VHS player/recorder, we've seen the evolution to DVD, Blu-Ray, DVR which I never bothered with yet, and now so many movies and series online and in other electronic forms, as clear as DVD. It was around 2000 that I noticed video rental stores begin to phase out VHS and go completely over to DVD.

Some of the VHS movies I've nostalgically watched again somewhat frequently, such as Night of the Comet, Doin' Time On Planet Earth, Mischief, Alien, and Aliens, and other 1980's movies I recorded in that era from HBO, the picture on HBO was a little bit snowy, because cable television was an actual cable to your TV back then, whereas now it's by satellite. And while the picture is far more clear now, the downside is when there is a heavy rain it blocks the satellite signal for a few minutes. In the days of coaxial cable it didn't.

It's fun to watch again not only the movies, but the HBO intros, and the slightly blurred picture image, exactly as it was back then on cable, sometimes letting you remember things you'd forgotten like that. Or like the commercials for "new" cars that are now 35 years old and silly looking, not modern or futuristic as they seemed back then. Or "Pepsi, the choice of a new generation", commercials. Or Burger King's "a nationwide search for Herb, the only person who never ate a Burger King hamburger" commercials. Back when recording, I used to try and pause to edit out the commercials of movies and shows, but now I value the commercials I left in on some tapes, as capturing that part of popular culture that they inadvertantly preserved.

One of the best and most frequently re-watched things I've recorded were the original Star Trek episodes, that they annoyingly changed with new computer graphics when released on DVD about 20 years ago. I finally got around to buying the complete TOS series on DVD about 7 years ago, and it annoyed me that they changed the episodes. But unlike most people, I still have the original episodes, with the original special effects, unaltered. Those I had the good sense 10 years ago to transfer to DVD !

So... that's a sampling of my VHS collection, and the ones I've recently chosen to watch again.

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Can’t you use rewritable dvds?

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Originally Posted by the G-man
Can’t you use rewritable dvds?


There are some that have rewritable, but the unit I purchased, unknown at the time I purchased it, doesn't. Mine uses DVD+R dvd's. And even those are getting harder to find now.

I've looked a few times, and as I recall, rewritable DVD recorders aren't that common.

I guess there's the alternative route of a DVR recorder. Although that has its problems as well. My tech repair guy (and who would know better?) had his own DVR break after many years, and he thought he could just transfer the memory of all the shows he'd recorded over to a new DVR unit. But that turned out to not be possible, so he lost all the moves and shows he'd recorded!

At least with DVD's, if your unit breaks, you can still play them in a new unit.

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https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/20/style/vhs-tapes.html?utm_source=pocket-newtab

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Who Is Still Buying VHS Tapes?

Despite the rise of streaming, there is still a vast library of moving images that are categorically unavailable anywhere else. Also a big nostalgia factor.

Feb. 20, 2021

The last VCR, according to Dave Rodriguez, 33, a digital repository librarian at Florida State University in Tallahassee, Fla., was produced in 2016, by the Funai Electric in Osaka, Japan. But the VHS tape itself may be immortal. Today, a robust marketplace exists, both virtually and in real life, for this ephemera.

On Instagram, sellers tout videos for sale, like the 2003 Jerry Bruckheimer film “Kangaroo Jack,” a comedy involving a beauty salon owner — played by Jerry O’Connell — and a kangaroo. Asking price? $190. (Mr. O’Connell commented on the post from his personal account, writing, “Hold steady. Price seems fair. It is a Classic.”)

If $190 feels outrageous for a film about a kangaroo accidentally coming into money, consider the price of a limited-edition copy of the 1989 Disney film “The Little Mermaid,” which is listed on Etsy for $45,000. The cover art for this hard-to-find copy is said to contain a male anatomical part drawn into a sea castle.

There is, it turns out, much demand for these old VHS tapes, price tags notwithstanding, and despite post-2006 advancements in technology. Driving the passionate collection of this form of media is the belief that VHS offers something that other types of media cannot.

“The general perception that people can essentially order whatever movie they want from home is flat-out wrong,” said Matthew Booth, 47, the owner of Videodrome in Atlanta, which sells VHS tapes in addition to its Blu-ray and DVD rental business.

Streaming, Mr. Booth said, was “promised as a giant video store on the internet, where a customer was only one click away from the exact film they were looking for.”

But the reality, he said, is that new releases are prohibitively expensive, content is “fractured” between subscription services, and movies operate in cycles, often disappearing before people have the chance to watch them. In that sense, the VHS tape offers something the current market cannot: a vast library of moving images that are unavailable anywhere else.

“Anything that you can think of is on VHS tape, because, you’ve got to think, it was a revolutionary piece of the media,” said Josh Schafer, 35, of Raleigh, N.C., a founder and the editor in chief of Lunchmeat Magazine and LunchmeatVHS.com, which are dedicated to the appreciation and preservation of VHS. “It was a way for everyone to capture something and then put it out there.”

There is, Mr. Schafer said, “just so much culture packed into VHS,” from reels depicting family gatherings to movies that just never made the jump to DVD. Mr. Schafer owns a few thousand tapes himself, and his collection, he said, includes “a little bit of everything,” including other people’s home videos.


Michael Myerz, 29, an experimental hip-hop artist in Atlanta, who has a modest collection of VHS tapes, finds the medium inspirational. Some of what Mr. Myerz seeks in his work, he said, is to replicate the sounds from “some weird, obscure movie on VHS I would have seen at my friend’s house, late at night, after his parents were asleep.” He described his work as “mid-lo-fi.” “The quality feels raw but warm and full of flavor,” he said of VHS.

For collectors like April Bleakney, 35, the owner and artist of Ape Made, a fine art and screen-printing company in Cleveland, nostalgia plays a significant role in collecting. Ms. Bleakney, who has between 2,400 to 2,500 VHS tapes, views them as a byway connecting her with the past. She inherited some of them from her grandmother, a children’s librarian with a vast collection.

Ms. Bleakney’s VHS tapes are “huge nostalgia,” she said, for a child of the 1980s. “I think we were the last to grow up without the internet, cellphones or social media,” and clinging to the “old analog ways,” she said, feels “very natural.”

“I think that people are nostalgic for the aura of the VHS era,” said Thomas Allen Harris, 58, a creator of the television series “Family Pictures USA” and a senior lecturer in African-American studies and film and media studies at Yale University. “So many cultural touch points are rooted there,” Mr. Harris said of the 1980s. It was, he believes, “a time when, in some ways, Americans knew who we were.”

The VHS tape, of course, had a life span. Developed in Japan in 1976, brought to the United States in 1977, and essentially discontinued in 2006 when films stopped converting to tape, this medium brought all kinds of entertainment home.

Not only could film connoisseurs peruse the aisles of video stores on Friday nights, but they could also compose home movies, from the artful to the inane. In an era that preceded DVR technology, they could tape episodes of television with the record function of the now-defunct VCR.

“In its heyday, it was mass-produced and widely adopted,” Mr. Rodriguez said of the VHS tape. “So if anyone — a movie studio, an independent filmmaker, a parent shooting their kid’s first steps, etc. — wanted a way to make moving images cheaply, easily, and show them to the world, VHS had you covered.”

The tapes, said James Chapman, a professor of film studies at the University of Leicester in Britain and the editor of the Historical Journal of Film, Radio and Television, were “the first technology that allowed mass, large-scale home media access to films.” For many, that singular contribution is not easily forgotten.

This access often offered a window into a specific moment in time, said Kevin Arrow, 58, an artist and museum professional in Miami who helped found Obsolete Media Miami, a grant-funded project that gave visual artists access to forms of arcane media, like 35-millimeter slides, film cameras and VHS tapes.

Mr. Arrow said that home videos captured on VHS, or taped television programs that contain old commercials and snippets from the news, are particularly insightful in diving into cultural history. “Sometimes you’ll be lucky,” he said. “There’ll be a news break, and you’ll see, like: Oh my god, O.J.’s still in the Bronco, and it’s on the news, and then it’ll cut back to ‘Mission Impossible’ or something.”

Mr. Arrow also noted the importance of the video store, itself a somewhat obsolete idea; the Blockbuster video rental chain, which once owned more than 9,000 stores worldwide, now has one remaining branch, in Bend, Ore.

“It was like going to a supermarket,” Mr. Arrow said. “You were browsing. You might look on the wall for new releases, or you might look on the wall for the video store employees pick of the week.” The tactile sensation of selecting a movie, he said, no longer exists in the current landscape of Netflix, Amazon and other on-demand rental providers.

The VHS tape brings more than variety and nostalgia to the table, though. Marginalized communities, Mr. Harris said, who were not well represented in media in the 1980s, benefited from VHS technology, which allowed them to create an archival system that now brings to life people and communities that were otherwise absent from the screen.

The nature of VHS, Mr. Harris said, made self-documentation “readily available,” so that people who lacked representation could “begin to build a library, an archive, to affirm their existence and that of their community.”

Some who are rooted in the world of VHS hope that what is currently an underground culture will become mainstream again. Record players, Mr. Schafer pointed out have enjoyed a surge in popularity, and it’s possible that consumers can expect the same from the humble VCR.

But whether or not the VCR makes a complete comeback, VHS enthusiasts agree that these tapes occupy an irreplaceable place in culture. “It’s like a time capsule,” Mr. Myerz said. “The medium is like no other.”


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.


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