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http://www.nytimes.com/2010/08/01/nyregion/01chelsea.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss


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RHINEBECK, N.Y. — Bill and Hillary Clinton have tried to shield their daughter, Chelsea, from the gaze of the public for most of her life.

Wedding guests waited for a bus to Chelsea Clinton and Marc Mezvinsky’s wedding in Rhinebeck, N.Y., on Saturday.

But on her wedding day on Saturday, even as the Clintons sought to shroud the event in secrecy, local residents and onlookers decided they were going to celebrate along with them, invited or not.

So despite confidentiality agreements, anonymous hotel reservations and a no-fly zone established over the area, this moneyed and normally subdued town turned into a Chelsea theme park, with shop windows filled with homages to her, including one with a live model in a wedding dress having her makeup done

A man dressed up as a raccoon paraded through town with a sign asking Ms. Clinton to marry him. Teenage boys chased after former Secretary of State Madeleine Albright, seeking autographs. Young women passed out slices of pizza with “I do” written in pepperoni.

Caravans of guests sped by reporters who waited forlornly in a pen on the road leading to the wedding site, while, just beyond, a dozen brown milk cows chewed on dinner.

At 7:23 p.m. came an announcement from the family via e-mail: Ms. Clinton was now married to Marc Mezvinsky.

“Today, we watched with great pride and overwhelming emotion as Chelsea and Marc wed in a beautiful ceremony at Astor Courts, surrounded by family and their close friends,” the Clintons said in a statement. “We could not have asked for a more perfect day to celebrate the beginning of their life together, and we are so happy to welcome Marc into our family.”

President and Mrs. Clinton, the secretary of state, also thanked Rhinebeck for its welcome and good wishes.

Ms. Clinton, 30, wore a gown designed by Vera Wang, who caused a commotion of her own when she showed up in town on Saturday. The mother of the bride wore Oscar de la Renta.

The interfaith ceremony was conducted by Rabbi James Ponet and the Reverend William Shillady. Ms. Clinton is Methodist, and Mr. Mezvinsky is Jewish.

It included elements from both traditions: friends and family reading the Seven Blessings, which are typically recited at traditional Jewish weddings following the vows and exchange of rings.

A friend of the couple read the poem “The Life That I Have” by Leo Marks.

Many of the guests were friends of the bride and groom from college and work; they both attended Stanford University, and Ms. Clinton recently received her master’s degree from Columbia University’s Joseph L. Mailman School of Public Health.

Family flew in, too. The president’s half-brother, Roger Clinton, was spotted in town in a T-shirt and track pants hours before the wedding.

Marie Clinton Bruno, a cousin of the president, reminisced about a 10-year-old Chelsea appearing as a bridesmaid at her own wedding, which was held at the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas in 1990. That day, Chelsea wore a pale pink dress with ruffles on the shoulders and tended to the artificial flowers in the bride’s bouquet.

“She was just a wonderful bridesmaid,” Ms. Bruno said. “She’s just as wonderful today as she was back then.”

As she strolled through Rhinebeck, she spoke approvingly of the location: “It reminds me of the Ozarks in Arkansas, except more chic.”

President Clinton appeared to have followed his daughter’s instructions and lost quite a bit of weight for the ceremony. She had ordered him to lose 15 pounds, but people close to the president said he had actually lost more than 20.

While the media and local residents have been buzzing for months about celebrities who were expected here — including Oprah Winfrey, Barbra Streisand, Steven Spielberg and John Major, the former British prime minister — none of those particular bold-faced names were invited.

Still there was star power: One of the most prominent guests was Vernon Jordan, a longtime confidant of the former president and a family friend.

But he was not generally recognizable to the gawkers here as he strode into a cocktail reception Friday night. One man in the crowd asserted authoritatively that he was Hamilton Jordan, an aide to former President Jimmy Carter and who died in 2008.

Another man in the crowd declared that Vernon Jordan was actually Warren Buffett.

The media pack surrounded the actors Ted Danson and Mary Steenburgen, who are married, with the force of a sudden summer storm. “We must be the only celebrities in town,” Mr. Danson said. “I’m sorry.”

Linda Ennis, a Clinton fan who drove more than an hour in hopes of glimpsing the former president and possibly the bride, seemed star-struck about Ms. Clinton. Like many here, she said she had watched Ms. Clinton grow up, then compared her grace to that of Jacqueline Kennedy Onassis.

“She’s turned into such a beauty," Ms. Ennis said.

“It’s royalty,” her friend, Arlene Newman, added. “It’s our royalty.”

Mr. Mezvinsky proposed to Ms. Clinton over Thanksgiving weekend, and the pair released a statement to friends joyfully wishing them a happy Thanksgiving and telling them about their wedding plans. The couple lives in a three-bedroom apartment on Lower Fifth Avenue in New York with views of Madison Square Park and the Flatiron Building; Mr. Mezvinsky bought the apartment in 2008 for $4 million.

Maureen Missner, whose shop, Paper Trail, was believed to be helping to prepare the gift bags, said this wedding felt different from one last year in the area, when the actor Griffin Dunne was married and residents spotted stars like Hugh Jackman.

She said that comparing it to Mr. Dunne’s wedding put these festivities into perspective. “This is not a star-studded wedding,” said Ms. Missner. “This is clearly about the bride and groom.”


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Its legal to marry horses now? When did the messiah pass that law?


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 Originally Posted By: rex
Its legal to marry horses now? When did the messiah pass that law?

classy. what exactly did she ever do besides being the child of people you dislike?


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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
[quote=rex]Its legal to marry horses now? When did the messiah pass that law?

classy. what exactly did she ever do besides being the child of people you dislike?

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using the name Ray is a violation of my trademark.


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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
[quote=rex]Its legal to marry horses now? When did the messiah pass that law?

classy. what exactly did she ever do besides being the child of people you dislike?

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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
 Originally Posted By: rex
Its legal to marry horses now? When did the messiah pass that law?

classy. what exactly did she ever do besides being the child of people you dislike?


She's ugly and she looks like a horse.


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she's not that bad looking. i realize she can't compare to a fresh pack of new socks your mom brought home from target, but still.
and we've all seen pictures of you so you're not in the position to judge.


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If you get off watching reruns of Mr. Ed that's your thing. You don't have to be so defensive about it.


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I just think you're an ugly hatefilled man who should take advantage of the great deals target has on socks, i mean "girlfriends." Maybe that way you won't be so petty as to mock a complete stranger with average looks.


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I think you're a delusional commie who refuses to read anything factual because you're afraid of having your views challenged.


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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
I just think you're an ugly hatefilled man....


 Originally Posted By: rex
I think you're a delusional commie ...


Gentlemen, gentlemen. Let's all just acknowledge that you're BOTH right and move on.

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 Originally Posted By: rex
I think you're a delusional commie who refuses to read anything factual because you're afraid of having your views challenged.

umm this is a thread about a young woman's looks, at best it's all opinion. So you believe she "factually" looks like a horse? Have you ever actually seen a horse?


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 Originally Posted By: Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man
 Originally Posted By: rex
I think you're a delusional commie who refuses to read anything factual because you're afraid of having your views challenged.

Have you ever seen a horse fuck?


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stick to the socks, rex. though I imagine after all these years the socks stick to you.


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Ok, g-man.


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She grew up to be rather pretty didn't she.

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 Originally Posted By: Matter-eater Man


She grew up to be rather pretty didn't she.


Too bad you didn't grow up and learn how to post pictures.


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http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2009/02/chelsea-clinton.jpg

If you saw the photos of what she looked like in the 1990s, you'd agree that it took 6 or 7 figures of plastic surgery to get her this presentable.

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Yeah, but really, who cares? So a young woman may or may not have had plastic surgery. Happens every day. So she may have gotten hitched in a big, expensive, wedding. Again, happens all the time.

She's not an elected official. She's famous only because of who her parents are.

Geez, you guys are starting to sound like a bunch of catty little old ladies who read gossip mags and the weddings section of the New York Times every week.


















At least talk about her tits or ass or something.

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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2009/02/chelsea-clinton.jpg

If you saw the photos of what she looked like in the 1990s, you'd agree that it took 6 or 7 figures of plastic surgery to get her this presentable.



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I guess they blkocked the link. It worked when I first posted it.


I was just making the point that Chelsea is nothing to write home about, no matter who her parents are, or how much fuss the Clinton-adoring media makes about it.
I see so many comments to the effect of "the bitch is ugly" applied to Nancy Pelosi, Condoleezza Rice, Hilary Clinton, Ann Coulter, and others. And as you say, Chelsea Clinton is neither an accomplished woman or a beauty queen.

If it was one of Al Gore's neices, or John Kerry's daughters, maybe I could see it.

But as I think of it, one of George W. Bush's daughters got married while he was president, and despite the media fanfare, I was pretty indifferent about that one too.

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What is a "blkcoked"?


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"blocked", with a typo

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So you can't post a link or spell. You're really doing everything you can to break that "illiterate southern racist republican" stereotype, aren't you?


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 Originally Posted By: Wonder Boy
http://blog.newsok.com/gossip/files/2009/02/chelsea-clinton.jpg

If you saw the photos of what she looked like in the 1990s, you'd agree that it took 6 or 7 figures of plastic surgery to get her this presentable.

or maybe she was a teen going through puberty. post a pic of yourself at 15 and today before you go mocking her looks.


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Ray, stop pestering WB for pics of himself as an underaged boy. That's rex's job.

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well his mom and I are getting serious and I want to win over my future stepson. This is the only way that doesn't involve me entering his dank lair.


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If you know what he means by dank lair

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