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Cause he was a good guy, who had a soul, and knew what the fuck he was doing. The end.
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He sure knew how to handle his monkey.
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This was going to be the next thread I was going to start. 
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I would vote for Ronald Reagan no matter what party he was with.......if he was still alive that is.......no,I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too.
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I would vote for Ronald Reagan no matter what party he was with.......if he was still alive that is.......no,I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too. That COULD scare away people from killing others... Execution by getting one's brain nommed by the POTUS.
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Cause he was a good guy, who had a soul, and knew what the fuck he was doing. The end. He also raised taxes at one point. 
"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
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"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"
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Nothing wrong with that. It's only fucked up when you charge different classes for different taxes. That's illegal. Should be a straight-across-the-board tax for eveyone, young, old, rich, poor.
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Troll bored Prometheus or Devon Prometheus?
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Nothing wrong with that. It's only fucked up when you charge different classes for different taxes. That's illegal. Should be a straight-across-the-board tax for eveyone, young, old, rich, poor. Can't make it any simpler.
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Ok, surprises me is all. I happen to agree.
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He sure knew how to handle his monkey. A Bobo reference! Someone please rack this man.
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I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too. He already ran in the 84 election against Mondale.
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I'd vote for Zombie Ronald Reagan too. He already ran in the 84 election against Mondale. But I was too young to vote
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Ok, surprises me is all. I happen to agree. I would probably surprise you with many of my personal political beliefs. From 2009's As President of the United States, I Would...- Abolish Welfare. Completely. Take the welfare budget, give half to public education, and half towards a special grant program. That program would teach former welfare recipients functional job skills, primarily in fields benefiting social services, as well as military weapons manufacturing and research/development in the fields of alternative energy. During their time in this program, they are given homes to live in, and paid for by the government. The cost of the housing and living expenses (i.e. food) are paid back over a twenty-year spread through mandatory deductions from their future paychecks. This program is not mandatory, however. Former recipients can choose, if eligible, to do the equivalent time in a branch of the US military. Each person gets a three-shot chance at the educational program. If they fail all three chances (i.e. as with any learning institution, bad grades, school conduct, attendance, drug tests, etc.) they are simply on their own. The government will provide no further assistance to them.
- Invade Mexico. Give them an initial offer to officially become the 51st state of America. If they refuse, go in and take over. Declare it a state, eradicate the drug cartels, and embrace our new American brothers and sisters. End of border patrol problem. P.S. Stop trembling Canada, we're not interested. We've already got Shatner.
- End Cuban Embargo. The Cold War is over, we won. Let's just end this whole pissing match and jump-kick some economies. Let's instead shift the embargo onto France and isolate them for about thirty years. Rape has no excuse.
- Create the White House Channel. A government-run news channel for standard cable, bypassing CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or any other jerkwad newsertainment channel as the primary source for actual political information. From the horses' mouth, instead of the horses' ass. Booya.
- Legalize Marijuana. (Shocker!) Seriously though. Legalize it, with strict standards and regulations, and tax the absolute H-E-L-L out of it. Like tobacco. Sold only in specialty shops, like liquor. For ages 21 and older. Take the budget from the "War of Drugs", and combine with the tax income, and divide it between government healthare, and NASA.
- Set Term Limits for Congress. No more than two terms of four years each. No more Strom Thurmond's or Ted Kennedy's. Eight years is the maximum amount of time you can sit in office. This should not only satisfy keeping fresh blood and fresh ideas flowing in government, but still maintain a longevity factor that provides the wisdom needed to run the country.
- English is the national language. You can speak your own "native" language if you like. However, that doesn't mean I have to give a shit. Learn English or go home. To meet halfway, I would increase emphasis on learning a second language in all public school systems.
I no longer want the White House channel. Just saying.
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I agree with all the above as long as Canada will stipulate that we get to keep Shatner and return Avril Lavigne back to them where we never hear her again...........ever.
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Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.
Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France.
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- Create the White House Channel. A government-run news channel for standard cable, bypassing CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or any other jerkwad newsertainment channel as the primary source for actual political information. From the horses' mouth, instead of the horses' ass. Booya.
Sincerely, Joseph Goebbels
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- Create the White House Channel. A government-run news channel for standard cable, bypassing CNN, FOX, MSNBC, or any other jerkwad newsertainment channel as the primary source for actual political information. From the horses' mouth, instead of the horses' ass. Booya.
After the Gulf of Tonkin, Iran Contra, and Watergate we want to get our news "from the horses mouth"
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I no longer want the White House channel. Just saying.
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Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.
Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France. Then we're agreed!
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I agree with all the above as long as Canada will stipulate that we get to keep Shatner and return Avril Lavigne back to them where we never hear her again...........ever. DONE! Tell them to keep Celine Dion and it's a win-win!
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- Invade Mexico. Give them an initial offer to officially become the 51st state of America. If they refuse, go in and take over. Declare it a state, eradicate the drug cartels, and embrace our new American brothers and sisters. End of border patrol problem. P.S. Stop trembling Canada, we're not interested. We've already got Shatner.
I'm no expert in geography, but I think even if we take over Mexico there still might be a border somewhere. It just may have moved. Then again not every country has borders.
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I made a list of what I would do if I were president. It wasn't in 2009, it was when I was 9.
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I agree with all the above as long as Canada will stipulate that we get to keep Shatner and return Avril Lavigne back to them where we never hear her again...........ever. DONE! Tell them to keep Celine Dion and it's a win-win! Let's all remember Canada has already apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions!
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Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.
Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France. Then we're agreed! Right and after we take Mexico we'll have whatever it is that has made them the world success and shining beacon they've become.
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Sure get a bunch of young American sons and daughters killed invading and annexing a sovereign nation.
Then we can drop the atomic bomb on France. Then we're agreed! Right and after we take Mexico we'll have whatever it is that has made them the world success and shining beacon they've become. You're a genius! Your grasp on the complexity and multifaceted nature of ideas, politics, progress, and imagination is second-to-none here. Well thought out.
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I made a list of what I would do if I were president. It wasn't in 2009, it was when I was 9. That sounds about right.
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He sure knew how to handle his monkey. There are a delightful multitude of interpretations of that. Among them, the fact that he had a pet monkey in one of his movies.
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I don't think you could be any dumber. I really, really don't. 
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"Batman is only meaningful as an answer to a world which in its basics is chaotic and in the hands of the wrong people, where no justice can be found. I think it's very suitable to our perception of the world's condition today... Batman embodies the will to resist evil" -Frank Miller
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The JPG lists a Christmas 1983 date, so I guess this is a real photo, and not photoshopped as I would have guessed.
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