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http://www.katu.com/news/va?vaid=d1b8bd6adcebdf10302fe0f95a0f1627 Tabloid-staple Nadya Suleman (also known as "Octomom") has made headlines again — but at least it's not because she plans to have another child.
The 36-year-old is featured in a racy photo spread for a British magazine, Closer . In the story, Suleman flaunts her post-babies body, and claims she has no interest in dating men until her octuplets are 18 years old.
"I've been celibate for 13 years... I've only ever slept with two men," she says. "I get way too much male attention, but I won't date until the octuplets are 18 — I live for them now," she insists.
Suleman first gained international attention in 2009 after giving birth to octuplets via IVF — despite the fact that she already had six other children (from five pregnancies) and was struggling to make ends meet.
She insists that even after giving birth to 14 children, she doesn't need to work to maintain her figure. "I just pinged back into shape like a rubber band after the kids — I don't know how I did it," Suleman told the magazine.
"I eat like a horse, don't count calories and have never owned a set of scales. I gained an entire human when I was pregnant with the octuplets... but, two months later, I was a size 8 again. Now, I never weigh myself."
She's a nice looking woman,but I don't want to pay any money to see her nude.
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In the right light with the proper airbrushing, she looks great.
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A team of photoshoppers makes her appealing to someone attracted to 12 year old girls. That's some high standards.
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Her vagina probably looks like Cthulus face.
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Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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Yeah, what does that mean? -Snarf
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...was I too late for that one?
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You're a day late and a dollar short there,Clyde. No Octomom pussy for you!
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