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It's just an old BMW, something to drive once in a while in nice weather but it has less than 50k miles on it and it was a good deal.  To the Gmobile!
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I can't wait until my mid life crisis. I'm getting a skinny blonde with fat titties.
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Nice car,G. Did the AARP get you a discount on the insurance? How many hookers can you get in the car?
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The AARP? That's a goddam liberal group! As for hookers, are you talking live ones or dead ones? The trunk's pretty small, due to it being a convertible and all.
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That's why you are supposed to ask about the hooker ejection system package.
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It's a 2001. The hooker ejection system wasn't available until the 2003 and even then only in the limited package.
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Too bad. On the plus side, the Green River Killer got away with dumping hookers by the highway for years. So long as you go with his plan, minus the whole going back and fucking their corpses thing, you should be okay.
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I can't wait until my mid life crisis. I'm getting a skinny blonde with fat titties. 
How you doin'?
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Too bad. On the plus side, the Green River Killer got away with dumping hookers by the highway for years. So long as you go with his plan, minus the whole going back and fucking their corpses thing, you should be okay. Excellent point. It is a convertible, after all. Therefore, dumping them should be relatively easy.
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Don't get caught with an ugly hooker. The cops will arrest you and make fun of you.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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The AARP? That's a goddam liberal group! I didn't know they were like that. It just goes to show you can't trust old people.
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Don't get caught with an ugly hooker.... That pretty much ruined Hugh Grant's career as I recall.
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Hey! Don't talk about us card carrying old AARP fogies!
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You would think Llance would be to old for AARP.
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His membership number is "1."
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I was thinking of the ad Dudley Moore's character wrote for Porsche in the 1990 movie Crazy People:
"If you drive this car, strange beautiful women will want to have sex with you."
That's one heck of a selling point!
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His membership number is "1." I wish my number was 1! It's actually negative 4536!
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You should have locked your rates in when you started the policy. I'm sure back then it only cost three chickens and two goats for a six month policy.
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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In Llance's time, it only cost six pebbles for a six month policy.
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I remember when Llance hit his midlife crisis. Well I do not remember it personally, but I do remember reading about it in a history book when I was a young scallywag at school.
I think it was during the fifth dynasty. Maybe the fourth. (his midlife crisis that is, not my school days)
I think it was that very history book that turned me straight for a while. Seeing a centre page spread of Llance breasts was not a good introduction to naked men.
Lets dance!
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Must have been a fold-out.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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LLance has to fold his boobs and tie them to his chest.
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"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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