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Would probably have better stealth than Assassins Creed 3. Fuck that game!

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Oh no! I've been caught walking COMPLETELY OUT OF THE VISION RANGE OF THE GUARDS WHOSE BACKS WERE TURNED! Better stand the fuck up and let them find me and fail the mission.

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Assassins Creed 3 is stealth in the same way my farts are stealth as long as I scuff my heel

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The assassins guild should have just installed speakers in every outfit that would play vuvuzelas whenever I was hidden. It wouldn't have made one fucking difference anyway.

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My attempts at getting blow jobs are more subtle than this games assassin skills.

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All AC games are shit...

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I'm not really into stealth games. The only stealth game that I managed to like and play well was those parts in Batman: Arkham Asylum and Arkham City. I also like the fact that 99% of the time, even if you fail the stealth part, you can still bumrush opponents and take down the guys with the guns, and then the pussies with knives and fists can be taken down like bitches.

Even the Stealth-only parts with Mr. Freeze was awesome, simply because you don't automatically get a game-over when he finds you.

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There's one mission where one of the variables is to sneak around enough to kill less than 4 guards and air-assassinate the target. There is NO way to do that. There is not enough cover, nowhere to climb and not be seen. I had to move around through the nearly-desynchronized zone to get behind the target so I could run in and attack. I went through 20 attempts, trying different routes and tactics and found none before I said fuck it and just charged forward. I've played MGS and Splinter Cell and could get through levels without being seen with way less attempts. Is it so hard to include a fucking squat button??? I can't even hide in the God damn brush after I'm seen and I have to stand there like a goon??? Ill finish the game because I've already put hours into the series and i want to see the story end but I'm through with the A.C. series. This game is really not entertaining enough.

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If you have a PS3, The Last of Us has turned out to be really good in the stealth department.

It's awesome because it doesn't boil the sneaking system down to an exact science like MGS does, but it also doesn't just tack on a system and walk away. It just operates off the basic premise that you can't generally be seen in the dark and it's difficult to hear you if you duck walk.

I also like how it doesn't really have a cover system, but your body still interacts with a wall or a desk, allowing you to stay hidden or make pot-shots from a secure position. It's essentially what the Kane and Lynch system should have been.

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
Would probably have better stealth than Assassins Creed 3. Fuck that game!


The first game was enough for me. The only thing worse than the stealth, was the shitty combat system.

Total rubbish!


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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
you can still bumrush opponents


BUMRUSHER!


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I barely knew her!

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And you rushed her in the bum? Dude that's illegal.



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