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...is there anybody out there?

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Just nod if you can hear me.

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Is there anyone home?

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Pink Floyd sucks.

Pariah #1203368 2013-09-10 2:50 AM
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I was actually making a point about these boards, rather than Pink Floyd. I'm wondering where everybody is.

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Dave has got a lot on his mind.

Nowhereman's been a little distracted.

Lothar is trying to get some breathing room.

BSAMs has been out of it.

SoM is in the middle of a rough patch.

Harleykwin is going through a phase.

Jim Jackson has too much on his plate.

Rob is trying to figure things out.

Thedoctor needs some time to clear his head.

Mxy is trying to cope.

G-man is currently indisposed.

Sneaky's taking care of business.

Rex is swamped at the moment.

Velo is laying low 'til the heat dies down.

Sammitch is in a bad place right now.

Cowgirl Jack has gone off the deep end.

Franta just needs some time to himself.

Joe Mama has fallen behind lately.

And I've just been busy putting the pieces back together.

Pariah #1203370 2013-09-10 3:29 AM
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And Uschi's probably got her pretty little dyke head stuck up some girl's anus--because a lot of them are like that.

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Is Uschi pretty? I would never have guessed.

Less pretty with poo on her nose, I guess.


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See? Dude's got a lot on his mind.

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And Joe Mama's leaving flowers on Meeko's vehicle with notes torn out of erotitrash and framing me for it, despite my hourly alibis, and tells his fiancée he's "washing his hands" every 3 minutes.


There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.

Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*

Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.

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Yeah, that was lame even by McGurk standards.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Go easy on him, will you? At least he's upgraded from outdated boxes of chocolates.

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1) Stop digging the hole deeper.
2) No one's buying a joke that involves chocolates in Joe Mama's presence surviving long enough to be given away.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Joke? Hole?

What page are you on?

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McGurk has been preoccupied.

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...with his stupidity.

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Wow.. I guess the Boston Bawler isn't still lurking about. Surely he would have reminded me that he's rubber and I'm glue by now. I actually might kind of miss the old cunny fart.

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This thread needs an enema!


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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Last I checked, you were trying to get some breathing room.

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 Originally Posted By: Pariah
See? Dude's got a lot on his mind.


Well, I do now I know Uschi is a lipstick lesbian.


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Definitely more "butch" than "lipstick lesbian".


Lipstick lesbian is by definition refined and feminine like heterosexual women, as opposed to... well... not.

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You learn something new everyday.


"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who

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  • lipstick lesbian

    Lipstick lesbian is a phrase with two related but very different meanings depending on location. In the United States of America the expression is slang used to describe lesbian and bisexual women who exhibit a greater amount of feminine gender attributes relative to other gender expressions, such as wearing make-up (thus, lipstick), wearing dresses or skirts and having other characteristics associated with feminine women. Most female same-sex sex scenes in mainstream pornography are portrayed in this way.



There's a whole --weird-- world out there. Butch lesbians, lipstick lesbians, dipstick lesbians, chaptick lesbians...


It boggles the mind. I don't know what the butch lesbians have against women who are feminine and attractive. Except for maybe petty jealousy that they're not, and therefore protest by going all macho dyke.

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How would you like to be the meat in that sandwich?

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AAAAAAAAA!

My eyes!

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Of all the lesbian photos you could have posted, you post that one.

Cruel and unusual punishment.


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