quote:Originally posted by Bianca: See, when I get horny...I get that tingly feeling down there between the legs and then real quick like, it kinda flashes out through the rest of my body (kinda like a mini-mini-mini-orgasm)...and could instantly have sex, right then and there.
Yeah...I know that feeling...sometimes all it takes is a certain look from someone across the room, or someone accidently-on-purpose brushing up against you so that no one else in the room notices except you...yeah, that'll do it!
But it ruins one's bladder control for later life. I, personally, do not wanna piss in a diaper when I'm 70 'cause I could produce a 10' arc of urine while hard.
quote:Originally posted by Bianca: See, when I get horny...I get that tingly feeling down there between the legs and then real quick like, it kinda flashes out through the rest of my body (kinda like a mini-mini-mini-orgasm)...and could instantly have sex, right then and there.
Yeah...I know that feeling...sometimes all it takes is a certain look from someone across the room, or someone accidently-on-purpose brushing up against you so that no one else in the room notices except you...yeah, that'll do it!
Yep, that would be it.
But sometimes, it's just something that I'll remember (a split-second thing) and then WHAM! that tingly feeling hits and sometimes it's so damn good...you do the "eyes are half closed" thing and get the little shudder of pleasure out of it.
As I said before when you thought I wasn't serious B... I'm horny all the time. No fluctuations in my libido, I'm always on the go. Now that doesn't mean I try and bang any female I lay eyes on and that I'm hard 80% percent of the time, it's just my nature. I've been like this since puberty started, and in my family it's 1½. Most of my horniness is converted over to flirtatious and humourous behavior, so I have no problems in not getting any all the time. In fact, I'm glad I have great restraint when I see my friends regret certain nights, fear of disease or even wish they could turn back the last nine months. I really take my time when it comes to prospecting women, but it doesn't stop me from being horny. Horny like a fox! Like a stallion on Viagra! Like a hetero LLance!!
I find I'm hornier when I have a girlfriend. The one I'm with now is the same way, so it makes for alot of fun.
On Valentine's Day, we went out to a restaurant, and in the middle of dinner she looked at me and said "men's bathroom", then she just got up and walked away. She waited for me outside the door. I went in to make sure it was empty and then told her to come in.
quote:Originally posted by Bianca: But sometimes, it's just something that I'll remember (a split-second thing) and then WHAM! that tingly feeling hits and sometimes it's so damn good...you do the "eyes are half closed" thing and get the little shudder of pleasure out of it.
Four times on my way to work this morning...and my drive is about 40 minutes...not too bad I guess.
But I tell ya...just before that "monthly visitor" is always the horniest time...
I think you mean "washer" Drake...for the vibration anyway. I'm sure the older the washer the better...but I've never actually tried any kind of sexual thing near/on a washer or dryer for that matter. Ever touch a dryer when it was about half-way through it's cycle? Hot as hell. So, I'm think that maybe the "dryer" could be used for some added warmth...as long as you're careful (don't roast any private bits).
However, I have had some sexual fun in a laundry room.
quote:Originally posted by Bianca: But sometimes, it's just something that I'll remember (a split-second thing) and then WHAM! that tingly feeling hits and sometimes it's so damn good...you do the "eyes are half closed" thing and get the little shudder of pleasure out of it.
But I tell ya...just before that "monthly visitor" is always the horniest time...
quote:Originally posted by Bianca: But sometimes, it's just something that I'll remember (a split-second thing) and then WHAM! that tingly feeling hits and sometimes it's so damn good...you do the "eyes are half closed" thing and get the little shudder of pleasure out of it.
But I tell ya...just before that "monthly visitor" is always the horniest time...
Ain't that the truth!!!
The kids are around this weekend (that's not necessarily a bad thing, just a late start time) but the potential for 4-9 inches of snow is ticking me off. I don't have a 4WD vehicle (and neither does he), the clearance on my car is very minimal (ugh) so driving in anything over 2-inches takes forever (there's that sliding factor)......and I may not get to see him tonight.
Can't the snow and winter be over? It was 43 degrees here yesterday! It was so nice!
...there are people that are NOT horny 24-7? I don't...that makes no... I...How odd.
I think it I would have to say when I'm single, I'm all worked up because I can't get it all the time. When I'm with someone (and we are sleeping together) I'm all worked up because I can get it regularly. I have yet to meet my match in bed. There have been instances here and there, but in the long run, I end up more worked up after sex then before. It's very frusterating.
And I'm always at my highest point around that time of the month. I go nuts!
Doesn't help that I'm listening to the Divinyls 'I touch myself' right now either.
I love myself I want you to love me When I'm feeling down I want you above me I search myself I want you to find me I forget myself I want you to remind me I don't want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don't want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no You're the one who makes me come honey You're the sun who makes me shine When you're around I'm always laughing I want to make you mine I close my eyes And see you before me Think I would die If you were to ignore me A fool could see Just how much I adore you I get down on my knees I´d do anything for you I don´t want anybody else When I think about you I touch myself I don´t want anybody else Oh no, oh no, oh no I want you I don't want anybody else And when I think about you I touch myself Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah
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