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Q How do you know when it's bedtime at Michael Jackson's house
A When the big hand is on the little hand.
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Q What did the woman at the beach say to Michael Jackson?
A Get out of my son!
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a little kid tells asks his mom who God is.
mom: he not a man nor woman, hes not black nor white, hes...
kid: God is Michael Jackson????
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Q: What does Michael Jackson and The Turtle have in common?
A: Both try to get there before the Hare does.
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Michael Jackson and his girlfriend are both lying in bed sharing a post-coital joint, and she asks him, "Michael, what does "paedophile" really mean, anyway?" Michael says, "Thats a very big word for a 3 year old!"
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"billie-jean is not my lover. she's (just) a girl"
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Hell easiest joke I could think of would be Michael Jackson himself.
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Q: What is the difference between Micheal Jackson and a supermarket bag ? A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous to children. The other is used to carry groceries. You all realize that Michael Jackson is now a new Dad. With that in mind he approached his wife's doctor and asked "How long do you think before we can have sex ?" The doctor replied, "Well Mr. Jackson, I'd wait until the little guys is at least 6 or 7 years old." http://www.robkamphausen.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=000992
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A cruise ship sinks and a priest, a punk and Michael Jackson manages to crawl aboard a lifeboat
Priest: what about all the little children drowning?
Punk: Awww, fuck them!!
Michael Jackson: I´ll do that....
Waitaminnit, that´s a corny joke.....isn´t it?
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quote:
Originally posted by Disco Steve:
Yeah, but it works.
how true, how true
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I heard a similar joke, during the Catholic church scandals. Two priests were on a sinking ship...
"What about the children?"
"Fuck the children!"
"You think we'll have time?"
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I did not realize that I was jealous of Michael Jackson.Thank you,Elaine, for showing me how wrong I've been.
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Q. What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
A. Neil Armstrong WALKED on the MOON, Michael Jackson...........
................has sex with little kids.
(hee hee I'm sorry Jacko I'll always be a fan.)
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Q- What's brown and can be found in most baby diapers?
A-Michael Jackson's Hand.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
Q- What's brown and can be found in most baby diapers?
A-Michael Jackson's Hand.
Don't you mean white?
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`What does Michael Jackson call a circumcision?
~Foreplay.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.
The Pope has issued a proclamation on Michael Jackson. If he hears
any more allegations about little boys, the Pope says he'll have no
choice but to make him a priest.
Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Little boy blue!
Little boy blue who?
Michael Jackson!!
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