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"No man will ever want me..."https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o7YZUj65bV8I think this girl is just acting, though. 1) she's way too pretty to be as desperate as she projects. and 2) she displays an ability to present herself well, and displays good social skills and a sense of humor that make clear she did this for humor effect, and not actual desperation. Fun to watch.
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umm...this thread is too make fun of snarf. Not crazy internet women.
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umm...this thread is too make fun of snarf. Not crazy internet women. As I made clear in my post... she used the exact same same line in her video that Snarf titled his topic with. Where she said "No man will never want me", Snarf said "No woman will ever want me." Her rant (with humor) is Snarf's rant, from the other-gender perspective.
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It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success, but there was Melanie (and if you've read some of my other rants in this forum you know ALL about her) which probably set me back even further. I mean, before her I was just lonely. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes. This never gets old.
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It's just so goddam frustrating. Like tonight, when I was chatting up Random Girl. I didn't expect much, which is good because I got jack. But, Christ, usually if I'm polite and somewhat charming, such as I was tonight, I could get a FIRST FUCKING NAME!
Everyone says be patient. Be patient. I have been patient my whole goddamn life. I was alone in high school. But hey, it's high school, and I was a nerd. And then college, not much success, but there was Melanie (and if you've read some of my other rants in this forum you know ALL about her) which probably set me back even further. I mean, before her I was just lonely. After, I became lonely and BITTER. And then the long stretch of jack shit. So, I trust people will forgive me if I don't seem overjoyed at the "Oh, just be patient" platitudes. This never gets old. Maybe he does have a sense of humour, cause that there is prime comedy!
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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I like how Snarf was "starting to" figure that out. You'd think he would have connected the dots much, much sooner...
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way?
Knutreturns said: Spoken like the true Greatest RDCW Champ!
All hail King Snarf!
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Snarf, you should write (another) letter to obama telling him that you can't get laid and its up to him to get you a woman. If he's the miracle worker you think he is he should be able to get you some pussy.
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way? I thought that was just a hoax?
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way? Um, am I the only one who knows that the "it's your kid" thing was a hoax? Try and pay attention, Snarf. It's not like you have anything in your life to distract you.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock ![[Linked Image from i6.photobucket.com]](http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y203/JoeMama13/RedSoxBanner05.png)
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It's Snarf. Facts have little to no meaning to him. This is the guy who, after all, thinks that the First Amendment to the Constitution prevents people from making fun of him.
whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules. It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness. This is true both in politics and on the internet." Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'm not ass-deep in child support payments. How's that going, by the way? Um, am I the only one who knows that the "it's your kid" thing was a hoax? Try and pay attention, Snarf. It's not like you have anything in your life to distract you. Nope, we all know this by now, but then again thats why we have better social skills in that we pay attention to other people.
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'll never be ass-deep in child support payments. How do you get laid, by the way?
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. At least I'll never be ass-deep in child support payments. How do you get laid, by the way? I've tried every Fat Albert shirt in my wardrobe.
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That's crazy. That T-shirt assumes that Snarf actually gets offers.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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That's crazy. That T-shirt assumes that Snarf actually gets offers. I think its more a case of the wearer admitting things to himself.
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That's crazy. That T-shirt assumes that Snarf actually gets offers. I think its more a case of the wearer admitting things to himself. Oh, kinda like a string tied around one's finger for memory's sake, only sadder and lamer. Gotcha.
Uschi said:I won't rape you, I'll just fuck you 'till it hurts and then not stop and you'll cry. MisterJLA: RACKS so hard, he called Jim Rome "Chris Everett." In Him, all porn is possible. He is far above mentions in so-called "blogs." RACK him, lest ye be lost! "I can't even brush my teeth without gagging!" - Tommy Tantillo: Wank & Cry, heckpuppy, and general laughingstock
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It's amazing that Snarf can say something like "I own a Fat Albert t-shirt" and even that can turn against him.
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Yeah, but it's a button-down. That Snarf is first class, all the way. 
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He won a reader's digest writing contest
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It didn't hurt that he competed in the elementary school group...
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It was only a novella though, so they only gave him 3/4 of the prize.
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.
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All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen. Wonder Boy might be Snarf's best shot at love. "Best shot..." Heh...
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