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November 6th, 2012: Americas new Independence Day.
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Hi snarf!


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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.


 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän


Oh how I love this thread.
I have had a shitty day, but it always cheers me up to see that no matter how shit my day is, it will never be Snarf level shit.


The video is still up on facebook.


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http://www.downfacebook.com/video/fail.php?v=2279449664828

nowie, do that. then we can download and never lose!


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go.

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nowie, if you change the video's privacy setting (or maybe your facebook privacy setting?) then you can actually download the file to make sure it doesnt get lost if facebook ever decides to nuke it

the rejoice must live on!


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I still have it on my external hard drive and my MP3 player. Why would I need to download it?

Also, I am sure Firefox and videodownloader plugin could rip it anyway.

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ahh, ok. just wanted to make sure there was a backup out there.

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And then they try and kill you.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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Who has shelves big enough to hold Llances arse?
And who makes screws strong enough to hold them up?

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 Originally Posted By: Nöwheremän
And who makes screws strong enough to hold them up?


No one, apparently.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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What a pity! You should not think that a woman can want you forever!

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surely that should be 3/4ths of a second.

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I remember when my brother used to say the same thing as the topic title, only it was about men.
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Snarf's taking a trip down memory lane.

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 Originally Posted By: King Snarf
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.


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Let it go, Snarf...

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What ever happened to this poor son of a bitch

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If he was smart, he would have killed himself long ago. Instead, he lurks here as he's too afraid to post as his own ID anymore.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
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This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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He needs to lower his expectations. Sure, American women are repulsed by him. I'm sure there's a culture of females that hate attractive men with tan ripped bodies and hair and a job. He just needs to read National Geographic until he finds them.

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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
He needs to lower his expectations. Sure, American women are repulsed by him. I'm sure there's a culture of females that hate attractive men with tan ripped bodies and hair and a job. He just needs to read National Geographic until he finds them.


His luck, he'll find such a culture and then discover their love of all things Soul Calibur.

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You're still a loser, Snarf.

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 Originally Posted By: Jim Jackson
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I used to work at Bath & Body Works


And I'm the gay guy???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

A guy working at B&BW...that is such a gay job.


\:lol\:

This thread still RAWKS.


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 Originally Posted By: MisterJLA
 Originally Posted By: Jim Jackson
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King Snarf said:
I used to work at Bath & Body Works


And I'm the gay guy???????!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <img src="/images/graemlins/confused.gif" alt="" />

A guy working at B&BW...that is such a gay job.


\:lol\:

This thread still RAWKS.


Pics or it didn't happen!


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Put this in your notebook snarf. It's crazy what not giving a fuck does to hot chicks; it tends to get them to want your nuts. X2 apparently if you're married and you make it obvious that while yes, they're hot, you don't need to fuck them. It's not the ring that makes them want you, it's the fact you don't need what they have.

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