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 This last one actually happened to me! My girlfriend was mad at me because she had a dream I cheated on her.
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"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
"Well,whenever I'm confused,I just check my underwear. It holds most answers to life's questions." Abe Simpson
I can tell by the position of the sun in the sky, that is time for us to go. Until next time, I am Lothar of the Hill People!
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There is no version of this where you come out on top. Maybe your army comes, and maybe it’s too much for us, but it’s all on you. Because if we can’t protect the Earth, you can be damn well sure we’ll avenge it.
Hello?
Put Natasha on the phone.
Who is this?
This is her fucking son's father. Who is this?
This is her fucking son.
..........oh.......
Call back in 20 minutes. *click*
Boy, you could get lost in a sky like that. I wish I had those balloons again.
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Ahh, the men and womens... show your eye!! topic. Haven't seen that one in a while. 
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I've got a great "woman logic" story. It's actually what started the argument that culminated in my divorce.
I was talking with my then-wife about the reality of needing a second vehicle, and looking at our finances. Mind you, she'd been about $6,000 in credit card debt since she was 19 and got cards from Kohls, Victoria's Secret, etc. and budgeting/not pissing away her money wasn't exactly her strong suit.
So, her solution to getting a second car was, "I think you should give me more control over how our money gets spent." Apparently, I was supposed to find that statement both relevant and helpful....
"Ah good. Now I'm on the internet clearly saying I like tranny cleavage. This shouldn't get me harassed at all." -- Lothar of the Hill People
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Yeah... women who want a man to provide them with a lifestyle they were never accustomed to.
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 Women have the advantage over men, because they communicate a lot more than us. On that point I'm actually making fun of us, not them.
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Tight jeans that take a minute to put on: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_vtckowbKc&feature=relatedI love how women suffer to look good for us!
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When it's cold out but ho is life
"My friends have always been the best of me." -Doctor Who
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It may not be logical, but on the plus side, it does put the goods on display.
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