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I recently got a stun gun. It's not made in China but it's pretty much a no-name brand. It looks like a flash light but the ends have metal prongs that spark when you use the stun gun. I did some reading around and it seems that it's rather weak @ 1m volts/2.5A, but since Filipinos are small people, I imagine this is enough to take down an attacker for a few seconds, giving me enough time to run like a bitch or to scream (again, like a bitch.)

One thing that bothers me is that I have no way of actually testing if this will do the trick. I would try it on myself and see if it knocks me out but I already have problems with my health and don't want to give myself a heart attack. The stun gun gives off a really loud crackling sound and emits a noticeable electric arc, but how do I know that it's not just for show? It would be really deadly if I use this during a life-threatening emergency only to find out that it doesn't really work. I imagine the attacker would laugh at my stupidity while strangling me to death. That would be embarassing.

It's made out of heavy aluminum, though. So I guess it could be used to bludgeon someone.

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Try it on someone at work or a family member. Let us know how well it works.


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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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Entirely illegal here. Wouldn't even know how to get one.

...Would quite like one though. Thought about buying a cattle prod for home invasion security a few years ago.


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Only tazers(that's the one that shoots darts, right?) require a license here. Stun Guns and pepper sprays can be bought even on sidewalks.

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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\:lol\:


Do stun guns have to contact skin or can the charge go through clothes?


A cattle prod feels like a bad bee sting! Most likley you will just piss off an invader and not incapacitate them.


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The manual says it goes through clothes as long as it isn't too thick or made up of leather.

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whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

Our Friendly Neighborhood Ray-man said: "no, the doctor's right. besides, he has seniority."
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This made me think of actor David Spade, who got tasered a few years ago by his personal assistant.

That is some major pissed-off at your employer!



Although not a recommended test subject for your new taser.

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 Originally Posted By: Son of Mxy
Only tazers(that's the one that shoots darts, right?) require a license here. Stun Guns and pepper sprays can be bought even on sidewalks.



No shit. Both are illegal here. Cops have tasers and pepper spray.


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It's fucking Australia. Put a sydney funnel-web in your pocket.

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Try it on your butt. If you inherited my fine booty the extra flesh will protect you.


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 Originally Posted By: Stupid Doog
It's fucking Australia. Put a sydney funnel-web in your pocket.


That'd make for a super-fun Friday night.


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Lothar: Yes, as long as there's contact to conduct electricity, they'll work through clothes.
SoM: That stun gun will most likely hurt. It might hurt like hell. Tasers and other high-dollar brands actually disrupt nervous impulses to the muscular system using electrical current. Think full-body cramp. That said, your stun gun will probably be "okay" unless you're being attacked by someone with a high pain tolerance. Same logic applies to pepper spray, some people can handle it better than others. I hated having to use that crap at work, because inevitably, you wind up catching a decent bit of it yourself. Your mileage may vary.


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