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On the occasions I've seen the show Ancient Aliens, and I see this host guy, I've ofren thought this. That it wouldn't be a shock if he switched from Alien conspiracies to being a televangelist, as he already has the hair for it.

What is it that televangelists so often have these bizarre hairsyles?
I've often seen folks on TV in other fields, and thought they belonged in televangelism.

He doesn't have televangelist hair. He's just in the process of being tractor beam-pulled by the aliens. It's a very slow process:

That would be really cool if he was getting swooshed up to the mother ship.

Or maybe it's just his make-up lady's blow dryer moving his hair like that. Pretty freaky looking either way.
One to beam up!

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I wanted to list this guy too, but I couldn't recall his name till now:

https://americanlookout.com/frequen...the-constitution-is-kind-of-trash-video/



Elie Mystal.
Kinda freaky looking. Kind of freaky personally too. Loathesome, actually:
https://www.c-span.org/video/?475131-3/washington-journal-elie-mystal-discusses-campaign-2020

There if you want it, as much as you can stomach.