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I'm a good rassler just like Brian Kendrick! Only gayer!

I'm also a second generation superstar damnit!

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Robs, of course.

You youngens have so much to learn.


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I don't see how he got around the mandatory board joining blowjob rule that Rob enacted in September, 2001.


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The traditional route to an RDCW contract is to begin by blowing the janitor, who mops the ring after a fight, and then gradually work your way up.

Eventually, after many years, you will get to blow the Chairman. The trick is to quickly thrust the contract in front of him the moment before he ejaculates in your mouth. If you time it right the jolt of the orgasm should cause the pen to travel across the contract leaving something resembling a signature.

Did you know that an average RDCW wrestler will suck over 5 miles of cock in the course of his career - even more if he deep-throats it. He will also have 10 gallons of human semen surgically removed from his stomach.

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No, that's just how you got into the RDCW. And despite what LLance may tell you, he's not the chairman.


whomod said: I generally don't like it when people decide to play by the rules against people who don't play by the rules.
It tends to put you immediately at a disadvantage and IMO is a sign of true weakness.
This is true both in politics and on the internet."

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He am not even the janitor. URG am never fall for that again


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I thought ROB was the one giving BJs?

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Quote:

backwards7 said:
the janitor, who mops the ring after a fight



Heh!

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Where's that damn janitor? See these lips of mine? These can make a dick beg for mercy.

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80's nostalgia dot com?

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He likes to fuck grannies!

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SPANKYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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This forum is dead.


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My oh my! I'm just getting blown all over the board but never find out about it until days later!


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We cannot proceed.

This hairless bald pussy user is ignoring you. You cannot send them what they dish out.

Please use your back button so he can try to talk his pregnant wife into an open marriage while following you around like a little lost puppy.

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Originally Posted by Son of Mxy
I'm a good rassler just like Brian Kendrick! Only gayer!

I'm also a second generation superstar damnit!


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