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This is the kind of women king snarf needs to date 
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King Snarf said:
My friends never try to set me up with their attractive female friends, the bastards! And the friends they DO bring to social events where I am present are already involved with someone. 
I was thinking of your friends setting you up, just using them to meet new people!
You need new friends!
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Awwwww I kinda feel bad for her...can you imagine living with a body like that?? It's so sad!
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it looks like she's giving birth to a giant thumb.
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She did it to herself.
She had help with her daily dosage of KFC.
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.....more like her daily tonage of KFC.
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Correct.  But I'm sure she tells everyone she has slow metabolism. 
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it looks like she's giving birth to a giant thumb.
so does the pic nowhereman keeps posting!
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Snarfs is not annoying, he's outgoing, funny, even charming! The girls in PA are just super snobby I'm guessin!
Yeah Princess that's gonna help him a lot.
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once again, you can tell she's really an educator :
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Heck ya bsams......you definately racked me for sure!:P
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No I'm not Uschi...do I write like Usch? No, does she teach? no...My names actually Ashley Elizabeth! Ashley after one of my mom's sweet lil second graders in the late seventies and Liz is my mom's middl ename.
Copycat. Stop stealing the glory of my name.
On the other hand, there were two other Ashley Elizabeths in my first grade class alone... did you go to Dawson Elementary in Holden, Mass? Did you own a Teddy Ruxspin?
As for Snarf, I dunno what to tell you. 'Cause I also have never gotten any play. On the other hand, I don't want to be in a relationship and never ever want kids so never having sex is a great way for me to achieve those goals.
I dunno... go on a great spiritual journey and find fulfillment in just being yourself. Make yourself ok with being just you. That will be attractive to a lot of women...
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...or start going for the ugly chicks.
Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!
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"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921
"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"
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Yeah, and I'm thin and have all my hair.
Hey! I'm thin!
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I didn't say you were fat. I said saying that you were charming was like me saying I was thin and had all my hair. start paying attention dumbass.
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OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH!!! I LOOOVVED my Teddy Ruxpin, wow good memories. Awwwwwww it was great during story time. How did you know Uschi??
Sadly no, I went to Anchorage Christian school K-2 and then Arlington Baptist School in Maryland for 3-4 and then back to Texas for the rest!
This is so cool! And I was packing up some stuff today and guess what I found??? My old popple still in tack and folded up and everything. Wow...I sorta feel young again :P
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My old popple still in tack and folded up and everything. Wow...I sorta feel young again :P
ewwwww to much information!
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Just for bsams who was not a child of the eighties:  And mine looks just like that one!
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do you have to lube it first?
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Sweet, innocent, stuffed animal bsams?? You boys with your sick and twisted minds.... so sad 
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so youre saying you didnt lube it?
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Party, Puffball, PC, Prize, Potato Chip, Puzzle, Pancake and I forgot the rest.
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Well, Ashley Elizabeth was, for about three years, an extremely popular name back east. My parents thought they were being creative and unique and then found out there was another Ashley Elizabeth in the same maternity ward. I never met that one though.
So it's not you. Ok, I don't have to apologize for breaking the Teddy Ruxspin then. And I had a popple too. Still packed away with the my little ponies and tmnt figures that remain in my posession.
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You still like the ponies huh?
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Pigs.........what lil girl didn't? I had the cool little pony barn for them and everything if memory serves me correctly!
Way cool Uschi! I actually got named Elizabeth b/c its my mom's middle name and Ashley from one of my mom's sweet lil' second graders in '78.
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You two are the same person right? we need pics damnit...
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Hey hey hey! Let's not get off topic! This thread is about me and my many abysmal failures with women!
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Hey! Don't make me break out my wiffle bat!
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The wiffle bat? Are you that much of a pansy?
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We'll see how much of a pansy you think I am when you're on the recieving end of my wiffle bat!
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I have no reply. Its gotten so bad I can't think of anything to say.
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Do you say shit like that to women? That might be your problem.
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