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X0Italianbabe90: hey
ultimateradness: what the fuck now?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
X0Italianbabe90: i wanna talk 2 u
ultimateradness: fine
ultimateradness: go ahead
X0Italianbabe90: can u send me a chat real fast please
ultimateradness: a ...chat?
ultimateradness: retard.
X0Italianbabe90: uea
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: yea? do you mean "yeah" or "Yay"?
X0Italianbabe90: juss send me a chat
ultimateradness: rkmbs
ultimateradness: go
X0Italianbabe90: send it 2 me
ultimateradness: what are you going on about? do you want a saved chat?
ultimateradness: like, saved old dialogue?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: I don't save chats
X0Italianbabe90: o ok

X0Italianbabe90: then invite me 2 rkmbs
ultimateradness: you know you can invite yourself, right?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
X0Italianbabe90: ]
ultimateradness: stop teasing my cock
X0Italianbabe90: but its easier 4 sum1 else invite me?
X0Italianbabe90: wat??
ultimateradness: no, no it isn't.
ultimateradness: it is extremely easy to invite yourself to a chat
X0Italianbabe90: im not teasing ur cock


ultimateradness: takes, like... three seconds. tops.
X0Italianbabe90: u dont have 1 u have a pussy
ultimateradness: everyone has a left nut
ultimateradness: I call mine Fused.
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
ultimateradness: besides, how do you know? I'm a hermaphrodite.
ultimateradness: I have a small cock and it doesn't work right
ultimateradness: but I have one.
ultimateradness: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: don't judge, whore
X0Italianbabe90: i aint

X0Italianbabe90: i sed ew bc u sed ultimateradness [12:38 AM]: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
ultimateradness: "ew" is not an appropriate response to a birth disorder
ultimateradness: you're racist.
X0Italianbabe90: no not realli
ultimateradness: well, you seem to hate America
ultimateradness: what with the way you blatently disregard our adopted tongue
X0Italianbabe90: wat?
ultimateradness: exactly.
X0Italianbabe90: shut up
ultimateradness: then stop IMing me
X0Italianbabe90: i want 2

ultimateradness: whore


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PenWing424: tape it all
A G Wednesday: what is "tape it"?
PJPGYRO: stay in school
PenWing424: on your computer
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Pig Iron
PJPGYRO: and don't do rugs
pigirondb: tape it down
PJPGYRO: drugs too
PenWing424: record, is that better?
PJPGYRO: is that Dave!
pigirondb: they are cool
UltimateJaburg53: Doing rugs really ties the room together
PJPGYRO: Pig Iron for MOD!@!!!
pigirondb: yeahs
UltimateJaburg53: ;p
PJPGYRO: lols ;P
pigirondb: i am dtunks
UltimateJaburg53: Yay!
rexstardust99: PIG IRON!
pigirondb: drunks
PenWing424: eh
rexstardust99: Shit I didn't see you.
pigirondb: blind bastard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahh a pig
rexstardust99: I'm babysitting and eating dinner.
rexstardust99: I'm kinda busy.
A G Wednesday: Pig Iron for mod!
A G Wednesday: YAY!
pigirondb: i have bacon
PJPGYRO: you are bacon
A G Wednesday: heh.
PJPGYRO: Dave
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm, bacon
pigirondb: I have beer
PJPGYRO: you sent me some funny PMs
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ooh beer
pigirondb: i don't remember
Jlfgrimm13: bacon and beer.
PJPGYRO: I can't bear to delete them
jaclynangelo: two of my favorite things!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES!
PJPGYRO: they go good together
pigirondb: pig and iron?
PJPGYRO: steak and eggs
PJPGYRO: bacon and beer
PJPGYRO: PJP and pussy
pigirondb: pjp and married
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: indeed
PJPGYRO: oh yeah
pigirondb: hah
UltimateJaburg53: Yep
PJPGYRO: I was wondering what that ring was for
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: what she doesn't participate in won't hurt her
pigirondb: the cock/
PJPGYRO: world's smallest set of handcuffs
pigirondb: occifer
PJPGYRO: rex
PJPGYRO: likes cock
pigirondb: i just saw war of the world's and got drunk..it sucked except for that dakota fanning girl..she was good.
UltimateJaburg53: and socks
UltimateJaburg53: Uh oh
pigirondb: it socks
PJPGYRO: you fucked dakota fanning
pigirondb: ewwwww
PJPGYRO: shes a little young dude
pigirondb: she's like 10
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah least its still tight
PJPGYRO: yeah
pigirondb: awwww
pigirondb: sneaky'd drill it
pigirondb: cause she's blind
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: it was quite tasty
UltimateJaburg53: I knew it!
pigirondb: and blew it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: had to use that arsenal of toys on something...
pigirondb: we are talking gi joes or dildos...???
A G Wednesday has left the room.
rexstardust99: So PJP, I went to my nephews preschool open house today. Lots of hot teachers. They wanted to vounteer for stuff. I did.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno, i own both
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
UltimateJaburg53: Rex is a class mom!
pigirondb: I had lots of sex witha 48 year old teacher a few weeks back..she was freaky
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
PJPGYRO: you were drunk
pigirondb: and old, but hot
pigirondb: yeahs I was drunks
PJPGYRO: pre school rex?
rexstardust99: There all college students.
UltimateJaburg53: lols
PJPGYRO: you should be a pre school teacher
pigirondb: rex?
rexstardust99: yes?
PJPGYRO: rex whats your background in?
pigirondb: you should teach pre teens
rexstardust99: White.
rexstardust99: hehe
PJPGYRO: lol
pigirondb: white pre-teens
rexstardust99: I've worked in warehouses. Shipping stuff.
pigirondb: and jack in the box
PJPGYRO: did you go to college
rexstardust99: No, Taco Bell.
rexstardust99: No college.
rexstardust99: And I'm not going here. Its a waste of money.
PJPGYRO: you would be good with kids
rexstardust99: Damn hippie instructors.
pigirondb: I've been twice
rexstardust99: Thats what everyone tells me.
pigirondb: college
PJPGYRO: I fought with my hippie teachers
PJPGYRO: but they respected me
pigirondb: fascists
rexstardust99: So did I.
rexstardust99: Thats why I quit going.
pigirondb: pre-teens?
pigirondb: sicko
pigirondb: do you still jack in the box rex?
rexstardust99: USCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: rex just cause you fight
rexstardust99: Is invited.
PJPGYRO: doesnt mean you quit
PJPGYRO: you have to play the game
rexstardust99: I wasn't learnig shit.
PJPGYRO: you have to conform a little
ultimateradness has entered the room.
ultimateradness: gooooood morning.
rexstardust99: USCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: put a cock in her
ultimateradness: >:o
pigirondb: uschi needs robot cock
ultimateradness: I need a haircut
A G Wednesday has left the room.
PJPGYRO: pussy or head
pigirondb: and robot cock
ultimateradness: head
PJPGYRO: oh
ultimateradness: sorry
PJPGYRO: pussy is trimmed already
ultimateradness: ...they're about the same legnth though...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yummy
PJPGYRO: or is it like Playboy in the 70s
Jlfgrimm13: Pjers is right.
pigirondb: I like playboy in the 70s
rexstardust99: Where's Elisa?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno
ultimateradness: I like my under hair short but not as short as the back of my head.
pigirondb: with gymnasts
ultimateradness: gymnists or gymnastics?
pigirondb: mmmmmmmmmmm
PJPGYRO: like a runway strip
X0Italianbabe90 has entered the room.
pigirondb: you would
UltimateJaburg53: Uschi!
ultimateradness: Babe
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: BURG!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: fuck
pigirondb: meow
PJPGYRO: katelyn
ultimateradness: voof voof!
PJPGYRO: I am masturbating
X0Italianbabe90: ew
PJPGYRO: almost done
ultimateradness: hey...
pigirondb: witrh salsa
ultimateradness: me too!
UltimateJaburg53: Hey Italianbabe,
X0Italianbabe90: hey
PJPGYRO: Im using the pic you sent rex
pigirondb: pariah?
ultimateradness: who sent rex a picture?
PJPGYRO: Im gunna cum on my keyboard
ultimateradness: heh
UltimateJaburg53: Italianbabe, do you like Giraffes?
X0Italianbabe90: u actually thynk im pretty?
PJPGYRO: oh holy shit
ultimateradness: get one of those plastic covers
PJPGYRO: its almost there
pigirondb: pariah???
ultimateradness: you type well with one hand!
X0Italianbabe90: ew im reallly ugly
PJPGYRO: SPLURT!!!!!!!!
pigirondb: tranny bastard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yummy
ultimateradness: I wanna see Babe!
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door
X0Italianbabe90: see wht
pigirondb: trannies?
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door to your heart
PJPGYRO: when everything seems all over
pigirondb: i heart new york
PJPGYRO: everyone seems unkind
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door
pigirondb: jaburg i heart long island
X0Italianbabe90: dude im ugly!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: I club people
pigirondb: pjs i heart new joisey
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
ultimateradness: shut the door, what were you raised in a barn?!
pigirondb: uschi i heart your trim
pigirondb: tank girl
jaclynangelo has left the room.
ultimateradness: PIGGIE!
A G Wednesday has left the room.
PJPGYRO: piggie you gonna come to NJ
pigirondb: yeps
ultimateradness: someone gimme Italian Babe's pic
pigirondb: when is njs?
ultimateradness: she doesn't know how to give it to me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes!!
pigirondb: like a robot
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we wanna see!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah I wanna see too
UltimateJaburg53: Put it on the boards
pigirondb: boreds?
pigirondb: I wanna be a mod..
pigirondb: I'm sad..and drunk
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: whooooohooooooo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: drunk
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yay
pigirondb: yays
pigirondb: I have elsisa disease
pigirondb: elisa
pigirondb: disease
pigirondb: its from texas
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you have penissa syndrome??
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oH MY GOSH NOOOOO
X0Italianbabe90: pj or rex send muh pic 2 ultimate
pigirondb: no.....that's diff
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah pjp
UltimateJaburg53: PJP?
PenWing424: whoa, i wanna see babe's pic
pigirondb: does hot italian have a runway?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah you slimmy greek hornball
pigirondb: pj likes runway
pigirondb: and joe mama
pigirondb: hah
rexstardust99: joe mama likes pixiep
UltimateJaburg53: rex?
pigirondb: that is weird
ultimateradness: rex hasn't the pic
ultimateradness: PJP is unavoidable
UltimateJaburg53: Boo!
ultimateradness: GAH!
pigirondb: like syphilis
ultimateradness: don't scare me like that!
ultimateradness: oh HERE's a lively one...
ultimateradness: CHAT KILLER!
UltimateJaburg53: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
pigirondb: like cornhole
PenWing424: like tp?
ultimateradness: I compounded stuff that makes people hallucinate this evening
UltimateJaburg53: OOOh
ultimateradness: but, unfortunately, it doesn't have that effect on me
ultimateradness: :-(
PenWing424: are you trying for a new career as scarecrow?
ultimateradness: it might be giving me a buzz though
ultimateradness: hydrocodone is a 'pain reliever'
Lord Mxypltk has entered the room.
pigirondb: i like beer
ultimateradness: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ultimateradness: I like beer too
pigirondb: and cheese
ultimateradness: but every time I have something to drink
pigirondb: and boobies
UltimateJaburg53: Be careful Uschi.
ultimateradness: my mom tells me about how I'm an alcoholic
pigirondb: and a lessiee
pigirondb: robot sexers
ultimateradness: a lessiee?
pigirondb: i wants some uschis
pigirondb: lessiee is like lassie
ultimateradness: aw, SOMEONE here is drunk!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 2 someones
ultimateradness: you too?
UltimateJaburg53: Yay
PenWing424: 2?
ultimateradness: yay!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES
pigirondb: 6
ultimateradness: 9
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 12
UltimateJaburg53: Yay free E-mail Yay!
pigirondb: number 9
PenWing424: 15
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 19
ultimateradness: 42
pigirondb: i like 69
ultimateradness: 33
ultimateradness: 1
PenWing424: 007
ultimateradness: 77
PenWing424: 99
ultimateradness: $999,999,999.99
ultimateradness: 96
UltimateJaburg53: 2
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 105068
ultimateradness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PenWing424: one...hundred billion dollars!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 876
pigirondb: ok enough
ultimateradness: square root of two!!
ultimateradness: Pi!!!
ultimateradness: i
rexstardust99: >:o
pigirondb: i like pie
ultimateradness: pussy pie?
PenWing424: rob likes strudle
pigirondb: trimmed, slightly
pigirondb: beer run....
ultimateradness: I pulled a bee butt out of my dog
ultimateradness: she was, like, sooooo ungreatful
pigirondb: lassie
rexstardust99 has left the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Timmy stuck in a wood chipper?
pigirondb: great..but not june lockhart right?
ultimateradness: DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
pigirondb: that's fabulous
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: LALA BA BOOBIA!
UltimateJaburg53: Manimal!
pigirondb: sneaky..don't get implants....
pigirondb: they are not right
pigirondb: like rex
pigirondb: and kinda stiff
pigirondb: like pj
PJPGYRO: sneaky I would bend you over with or whithou implants
pigirondb: and such
UltimateJaburg53: When did Mxy get here
PJPGYRO: Im mxy
pigirondb: i invite
pigirondb: he's a mod
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but i don't want implants
pigirondb: i need support
UltimateJaburg53: I do
pigirondb: you said you did
PJPGYRO: I support you pigs
UltimateJaburg53: To toss at people
pigirondb: sneaky
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
pigirondb: like silicin chips?
PJPGYRO: u want me to jerk off again katelyn
pigirondb: ital;ian babe needs to be included
X0Italianbabe90: pj r u done masturebaiting?
UltimateJaburg53: Italianbabe doy you like giraffes?
X0Italianbabe90: idk y?
PJPGYRO: yeah but I can go a few times
pigirondb: and camels
PJPGYRO: and zebras
pigirondb: donna karen
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh off to jersey i go!!
UltimateJaburg53: pjp
PJPGYRO: >:o
PJPGYRO: yeah jake?
pigirondb: that little kid
X0Italianbabe90: ppl im me if u wanna
UltimateJaburg53: Send the babes pic to my email
ultimateradness: her e-mail "doesn't work"
pigirondb: im her
ultimateradness: that didn't work either
pigirondb: she wants the uschi machine
UltimateJaburg53: I believe it
pigirondb: hah
X0Italianbabe90: no i can receive but i cant send
UltimateJaburg53: y?
X0Italianbabe90: u can imme
pigirondb: sounds like me
ultimateradness: I offered my second-hand account
X0Italianbabe90: im me**
pigirondb: in bed
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: with potatoes
ultimateradness: who likes pie?
ultimateradness: I have some pie here
pigirondb: and broccoli
ultimateradness: ...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: PIE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ultimateradness: cherry.
ultimateradness: anyone like cherry pie?
ultimateradness: here......... http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YEEEEEEEEEES
pigirondb: i like pie
ultimateradness: mmmm! cherry pie!
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: wait...
pigirondb: with pecans
ultimateradness: that's dead babies
ultimateradness: collected by religous nutbags
ultimateradness: huh.
Jlfgrimm13: dead baby pie. yum.
pigirondb: in jars?
ultimateradness: looks like cherry pie to me...
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
pigirondb: and crosses with piss in jars
PJPGYRO: did you get the pic Jake?
PJPGYRO: she is so fucking hot
PJPGYRO: I want to hook up with her
ultimateradness: Burg, if you get the pic, send it to me
pigirondb: who the fuck is jake..we only know burg
PJPGYRO: and a camel and a zebra
PenWing424: send me the pic, penwing424@aol.com
PJPGYRO: all at the same time
pigirondb: and camel toe
ultimateradness: Zebra on Extacy?
ultimateradness: send me pic dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Jlfgrimm13: camel toe? where?
pigirondb: she said she was ugly...
ultimateradness: yeah, but she also thinks I'm gross
pigirondb: camel toe uschi..in biker shorts
ultimateradness: so who's she to judge?
PJPGYRO: yeah and rex says he is good looking
X0Italianbabe90: i am ugly i thynk
Jlfgrimm13: ooohhhhhh
PJPGYRO: who do we believe
Lord Mxypltk: BAAABY'S ON FIRE
PJPGYRO: where is gaydust?
pigirondb: italian babes are hot..are you from nyu area?
Lord Mxypltk: you better throw it in the water
X0Italianbabe90: no
UltimateJaburg53: Server ErrorGmail is temporarily unavailable. Cross your fingers and try again in a few minutes. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
X0Italianbabe90: pa
pigirondb: doh
UltimateJaburg53: doh
Lord Mxypltk: IIIII love farting in the shower
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in the sea
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a tower
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I wish my farts would marry mee
pigirondb: with brea
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: rex
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting underwater
ultimateradness: send the pic
A G Wednesday has left the room.
rexstardust99: Damn computer.
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in the air
PenWing424: rex, send the pic
rexstardust99: I don't have the pic.
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a crater
ultimateradness: dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting everywhere!
pigirondb: i like italian babes with marinara
ultimateradness: Babe, send Rex the pic again
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting on Godzilla
Cobbasaki2 has entered the room.
X0Italianbabe90: k
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a glass
Jlfgrimm13: MXY
ultimateradness: MANIMAL!
X0Italianbabe90: rex im me
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in Camilla
pigirondb: marinara
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting near Prince Charles
Jlfgrimm13: COBB
rexstardust99: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DO NOT HAVE THE PIC. STOP FUCKING ASKING ME!
PenWing424: who has the pic?
Cobbasaki2: uschems, grimmers.
Lord Mxypltk: Hey rex send me the pic
pigirondb: boo hoo
Lord Mxypltk: rex does
PenWing424: hey, annie, the tigers won tonight
Lord Mxypltk: hey rex I want the pic rex the pic
pigirondb: boo hoo
Cobbasaki2: indeed they did, pen
X0Italianbabe90: im me if u want it
pigirondb: he likes jack in the box
Lord Mxypltk: mrmrxy@hotmail.com <----- send the pic here
Lord Mxypltk: hey rex come on man send me the pic man
pigirondb: with marinaraa
Lord Mxypltk: come on i need it bad man come on
X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Cobbasaki2: good pitchers matchup, it seemed
ultimateradness: send pic to dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Lord Mxypltk: X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Lord Mxypltk: what the fuck is this thing talking
Lord Mxypltk: X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Cobbasaki2: i'm sorry, i don't speak retard
Lord Mxypltk: hey Italian, hdg dgd ewye fhdg dhdgd
pigirondb: she is italian..she has dark hair
Lord Mxypltk: shdgsad dsgfgd dhf d?
Lord Mxypltk: shsdd shdfh shs d!
Cobbasaki2: it's arse face!
pigirondb: and a runway
Jlfgrimm13: heh
Cobbasaki2: yet another great garth ennis character come to life
X0Italianbabe90: no
X0Italianbabe90: not realli
Lord Mxypltk: it's a bot
Cobbasaki2: gob bless the intraweb
pigirondb: not dark hair?
Lord Mxypltk: it's a retarded bot.
X0Italianbabe90: blonde hair
ultimateradness: she ain't Iataliands
Lord Mxypltk: two cousin bots fucked, and italian babe came out
Cobbasaki2: pig iron is so mysterious, he types in italics
Lord Mxypltk: hehehe! and they keep inviting it
pigirondb: italians don't have blonde hair...
ultimateradness: he whispers
ultimateradness: all the time
pigirondb: at uschi
X0Italianbabe90: i died it
pigirondb: she has meds
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
Cobbasaki2: i'm sorry to hear that
pigirondb: and clairol
Cobbasaki2: how was the funeral?
ultimateradness: what's that?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
ultimateradness: it was a dead lay
pigirondb: all tye way dyed
X0Italianbabe90: yea
pigirondb: yeahs
ultimateradness: oh yeah!
pigirondb: elisa has dark hair
rexstardust99: Elisa wants me.
pigirondb: and me
pigirondb: i think
ultimateradness: I'm Elisa's pimp
pigirondb: sniff
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
ultimateradness: I got her to booty call
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she's my bitch bitch!
ultimateradness: you were all my witnessess
rexstardust99: italian babe told me to tell you guys to stop picking on her or she won't send me the pic.
pigirondb: sniff
ultimateradness: god
ultimateradness: what a cunt.
Jlfgrimm13: CATFIIIIIGHHHTTTTTTTTT
Cobbasaki2: which one is italian babe?
ultimateradness: the cunt
pigirondb: I haven't seen the pic..I'm not picking
Cobbasaki2: pgpgyro?
X0Italianbabe90: me
Lord Mxypltk: it's the retarded bot
Cobbasaki2: err, pjp
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: xoxoxxoxoxxo
PenWing424: good night everyone
Cobbasaki2: which one is xo?
Lord Mxypltk: rex wants to fuck a machine!
pigirondb: I still haven't seen it
ultimateradness: either Mxy or I invited her
Lord Mxypltk: too
ultimateradness: I forget who
Cobbasaki2: night pen
rexstardust99: I want to fuck everything.
PenWing424 has left the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I might have the first time
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
pigirondb: like uschi
rexstardust99: Even uschi.
pigirondb: every uschi
ultimateradness: I'm first!
pigirondb: uschi is my girl
Jlfgrimm13: especially uschi.
ultimateradness: nah, you're too French
pigirondb: hey
ultimateradness: stick a cock in Uschi
pigirondb: I'm irish
ultimateradness: I'm Mxy!
pigirondb: with cock for uschi
Cobbasaki2: i think she means it literally
ultimateradness: I have cherry pie
pigirondb: mxy is chilean
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
ultimateradness: mxy has penguins
PJPGYRO: they have good grapes and bass
pigirondb: i'm not going there
ultimateradness: neither am I!
pigirondb: i caught you a sweet bass
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: WOOOOOOOOO
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: MORE BEER
X0Italianbabe90: pj im me
ultimateradness: I like your sleeves. they're real poofy.
rexstardust99: God fucking damnit. I give up.
pigirondb: like a pirate
pigirondb: who has the pic?
rexstardust99: I'm leaving.
PJPGYRO: rex gives up!
X0Italianbabe90: m,e
pigirondb: fuck you rex
Jlfgrimm13: I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
pigirondb: like pro?
PJPGYRO: you must be sipping on cognac right now
X0Italianbabe90: pj iom me
Cobbasaki2: sipping on gin and juice
X0Italianbabe90: im*
Cobbasaki2: laid back
pigirondb: pro smells of leather
ultimateradness: Babe is such a bad cock-tease
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cognac
Cobbasaki2: the pig?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
Jlfgrimm13: pro smells of cow. heh.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahh where the fuck is my flask
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bahhh
Jlfgrimm13: that's why mxy likes him.
pigirondb: little lessie uschi..give me trim
PJPGYRO: katelyn if I im you
ultimateradness: try your pocket, sneaks
PJPGYRO: will you play with your pussy
X0Italianbabe90: y?
ultimateradness: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause we want you tooo
PJPGYRO: I touch mine you touch yours
ultimateradness: play with it here!
pigirondb: it babe is probbaly in the mood..r u
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: who's katelyn?
Cobbasaki2: pj plays with his pussy too much as it is
pigirondb: doh
PJPGYRO: baeb is katelyn
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: I thought it was another kamphausen
Cobbasaki2: katelyn was the talking pig in that movie?!
Cobbasaki2: no way!
pigirondb: uschi is tank girl
Cobbasaki2: that's awesome, dude
ultimateradness: yar!
PJPGYRO: that'll do pig
PJPGYRO: that'll do
Cobbasaki2: nice
ultimateradness: la la la!
pigirondb: weeeeee
ultimateradness: penissa
ultimateradness: 1
PJPGYRO: who is cobassaki
ultimateradness: 2
ultimateradness: 3
ultimateradness: 4
Cobbasaki2: i am nowhereman
X0Italianbabe90: guys im me
ultimateradness: 5
Cobbasaki2: cunt!
ultimateradness: 6
Cobbasaki2: fuck off!
ultimateradness: 7
ultimateradness: 8
Cobbasaki2: arse!
ultimateradness: 9
ultimateradness: 10
Cobbasaki2: bollocks and stuff
ultimateradness: wow... she hasn't logged in yet.
pigirondb: hey..that'll do
pigirondb: hey that'll do
pigirondb: what the fuck?
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: don't get your bollocks in a twist
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: hiyas
TheElisaPrincess: wow its busy
Cobbasaki2: why is jaburg never talking when i log on?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: princess
ultimateradness: I was thirty seconds off!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: take your clothes off for us
TheElisaPrincess: cobb he's usually away
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: i think he's avoiding me
TheElisaPrincess: SNEAKYS!!!!!!!!!heck no sneaks
ultimateradness: burg hates you damn showboatin' canadians, Manimal!
TheElisaPrincess: just got outta the shower........they stayin on :P
PJPGYRO: elisa where are your pics
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: he knows he owes me money for that...stuff...we had...that one time
TheElisaPrincess: pjs........im too lazy.......just chill
ultimateradness: Ashley, send pics of you and Eric doin' it!
TheElisaPrincess: one sec babe
TheElisaPrincess: LOL uschi it ain't happening
ultimateradness: wha'evah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll be gentle
TheElisaPrincess: i dont do one night stands
X0Italianbabe90: want muh pic im me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll use the small one
TheElisaPrincess: LOl sneaks.........speaking of which how was your fourth?
ultimateradness: sneaks will stay for breakfast...
TheElisaPrincess: Pjs......why the sudden interest in pictures?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uhhh...lets not go there
ultimateradness: Kate, don;'t be such a whore
ultimateradness: PJ is in a masturbating mood
PJPGYRO: I forgot what you look like
ultimateradness: heh
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: riiiiiiight
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just he shirt
PJPGYRO: no princess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and play with yoru boobies
TheElisaPrincess: Did Nowhere spam the random forum?
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhhhh gotcha pjs
ultimateradness: who's nowhere?
Cobbasaki2: pjp has glued all his other stroke material together
TheElisaPrincess: lol uschi..........so he's going to do it to my picture
TheElisaPrincess: lol animal!
PJPGYRO: post one pic elisa
TheElisaPrincess: where's glacy?
pigirondb: elisa....
TheElisaPrincess: PIGSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosH!
TheElisaPrincess: since when did you get aim?
ultimateradness: ASH!
ultimateradness: post a damn pic!
TheElisaPrincess: USCHI!!!!!!! Whats up girl?
pigirondb: i'm drunk..don't be surprised
TheElisaPrincess: what the hell is it with you guys and pictures tonight.........
ultimateradness: post a pic
ultimateradness: I'm not a guy, post it
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh pigs ill try not to be ;-)
pigirondb: she has anice smile
Cobbasaki2: do you take requests?
Cobbasaki2: i want one of you in a nurse outfit
ultimateradness: play it again, Sam
Cobbasaki2: giving a guy a rectal exam
Cobbasaki2: or
Cobbasaki2: better yet
ultimateradness: I like cherry pie
Cobbasaki2: giving a dog a rectal exam
ultimateradness: I made one yesterday
pigirondb: it babe needs to smile more
ultimateradness: for you Elisa
pigirondb: with salsa
ultimateradness: here, I took a photo
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
ultimateradness: mmmm!
Cobbasaki2: or MAYBE giving a halfman-halfdog a rectal exam
ultimateradness: cherry pie!
UltimateJaburg53: bbl
ultimateradness: ttfn!
ultimateradness: lol!
Cobbasaki2: being back later presumes you were here before
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: lol animals
pigirondb: i bought a cobra BAT today...
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
TheElisaPrincess: pigsy and his salsa........i swaer
TheElisaPrincess: cobra bat?
TheElisaPrincess: what?
ultimateradness: cherry pie!
ultimateradness: post a pic!
pigirondb: jaburg left..
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just a nipple pinch
pigirondb: i like IT babe
ultimateradness: so post your goddamn photo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you can leave your bra on
pigirondb: I have no pic though
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: I'm pinching my nipples right now...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no penissa
pigirondb: yes
pigirondb: both
pigirondb: and or all 4
TheElisaPrincess: speaking of which.............where's my phone
ultimateradness: everyone!
ultimateradness: post a pic!
TheElisaPrincess: hold up *brb*
TheElisaPrincess: i am uschi just give me a second
TheElisaPrincess: just cuz i love you pjs.....YOU SO owe me :P
ultimateradness: damn straight
pigirondb: u have my number
PJPGYRO: where is the pic?
pigirondb: i have dial up..hah
ultimateradness: I also have your number
pigirondb: yes
ultimateradness: ...no
pigirondb: maybe
ultimateradness: no
pigirondb: no
X0Italianbabe90: pj did u see muh pic
ultimateradness: unless...
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: is it 12?
X0Italianbabe90: ul did u?
pigirondb: no
X0Italianbabe90: pig did u?
pigirondb: im pig iron
X0Italianbabe90: did ne 1?
ultimateradness: PJP is idal
ultimateradness: no
ultimateradness: nobody did
ultimateradness: because you won't send it
ultimateradness: because you're a bot
pigirondb: no I have no ims
ultimateradness: you have to IM her
X0Italianbabe90: then send me the thyng so i can send it
ultimateradness: for some damn reason
X0Italianbabe90: im not a bot
ultimateradness: and I'm not a lesbian
ultimateradness: :-*
PJPGYRO: I think mxy is doing a great job as mod
PJPGYRO: and you all should bow to him
PJPGYRO: or he will harass you
ultimateradness: 8==B-- - ( . Y . )
TheElisaPrincess: he sure has gotten funnie as of late
X0Italianbabe90: r u masturevbaiting?
PJPGYRO: yes
TheElisaPrincess: youll always be my fav. ot moderator pj
pigirondb: joke?
PJPGYRO: always
pigirondb: joke
PJPGYRO: where is the pic woman
pigirondb: greek w/ blonde hair
PJPGYRO: Im going to bed soon
TheElisaPrincess: workin on em babe
ultimateradness: PJP, if you have the pic, send it to me
ultimateradness: dangermaiden@hotmail.com
PJPGYRO: I dont
pigirondb: she is lassie
PJPGYRO: I was juyst kidding
PJPGYRO: to bother the bab
ultimateradness: she said she sent it
ultimateradness: to you
pigirondb: collie
PJPGYRO: never to me
PJPGYRO: just to rex
X0Italianbabe90: pj
ultimateradness: then who does she think PJ is?
PJPGYRO: I dont know what she looks like
pigirondb: and mxy
X0Italianbabe90: im me
X0Italianbabe90: i'll send it
pigirondb: we did
X0Italianbabe90: u have 2 im me
X0Italianbabe90: so i can
pigirondb: i did
ultimateradness: Katelyn is a whore
TheElisaPrincess: why teh sudden interest pj?\
ultimateradness: The End.
X0Italianbabe90: no im not
TheElisaPrincess: cant spell darn it
TheElisaPrincess: and im awake
PJPGYRO: I forgot what you look like elisa
pigirondb: i did im
ultimateradness: see?
TheElisaPrincess: so you woke up today
ultimateradness: whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: if your awake
PJPGYRO: we should all kno what we look like
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: take your shirt off please?
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: elisa has big smile and dark hair a nd a sexy voice
TheElisaPrincess: after i agree to take animal out and decide, "wonder what el looks like P"
PJPGYRO: I did
TheElisaPrincess: nice try pigsy :P
pigirondb: you do...
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: yay!
ultimateradness: Burg!
pigirondb: but you are also a man..snort
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: ORGASM!!!
pigirondb: group
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: in my mouth1
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Uscho
UltimateJaburg53: i
ultimateradness: burger!
pigirondb: it babe is full of shiate
rexstardust99: She is.
ultimateradness: she's a whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: a cheap fat whore
pigirondb: full of shiate
rexstardust99: She sent the pic to me before, but now it won't work.
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigsy
ultimateradness: exactly
TheElisaPrincess: i still have your number you know ;P
pigirondb: shiate
rexstardust99: She's either a bot, or a fucking retarded cunt.
ultimateradness: and I have yours!
ultimateradness: I vote retard
pigirondb: elisa..don't be mean...
TheElisaPrincess: im not ;-)
rexstardust99: If you guys want her pic, ask her. I'm done dealing with that shit.
ultimateradness: I did ask
pigirondb: i luvs you even though you are aman
ultimateradness: she failed to be able to do anything
pigirondb: hah
ultimateradness: so I asked you, reax
ultimateradness: I blew you for that pic!
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: pe is a hottie
pigirondb: i'm kiding
rexstardust99: You'd have blown me anyhow.
PJPGYRO: rex is done with that shit
ultimateradness: ...yes...
pigirondb: hotter than uschi..
pigirondb: hotter than sneaky
ultimateradness: I'm so hot my clothes catch fire
pigirondb: hotter than rob even
X0Italianbabe90: listen u have 2 send me the thyng where u send it thts the only way it works
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh let me take those off for yo babe
pigirondb: it babe doesn't reply
ultimateradness: listen u r dum
rexstardust99: That wasn't even in english you stupid bitch.
pigirondb: me
PJPGYRO: yeah but if I play with my pepe you play with the cocch
PJPGYRO: thats how it works
ultimateradness: tic tac toe!
pigirondb: with clothes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: gouches are fun
TheElisaPrincess: woah rex if anybody should be cussing
TheElisaPrincess: its me darn it :P
pigirondb: pe....don't be sillys
ultimateradness: I cuss a lot
X0Italianbabe90: uh no
TheElisaPrincess: just when im royally ticked :P
UltimateJaburg53: Fuck.
PJPGYRO: pic elisa?
ultimateradness: cunt
ultimateradness: ass
Jlfgrimm13: juggle the balls
ultimateradness: jism
PJPGYRO: why are u ticked elisaa?
UltimateJaburg53: Earmuffs'
ultimateradness: muff
Cobbasaki2: ear
ultimateradness: buttmuff
X0Italianbabe90: u wanna see muh pic or not no cyberin thts wht muh sis sed when i went 2 the bathroom
UltimateJaburg53: Muff
rexstardust99: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU STUPID TWAT!
Cobbasaki2: well the important thing is you tried, son
ultimateradness: nobody's trying to get into your cyber pants, moron
pigirondb: chowda
Cobbasaki2: this is a guy, right?
pigirondb: wit chowda
ultimateradness: I dunno, claims to be a teen girl
Cobbasaki2: yeah then he's a guy
UltimateJaburg53: Cyber pans sounds cool
pigirondb: 0 posts
ultimateradness: superpan!
Cobbasaki2: teen girls are a myth
ultimateradness: I was never a teen girl
X0Italianbabe90: im 18
ultimateradness: I was born a mature adult woman!
ultimateradness: yes
ultimateradness: eight
ultimateradness: teeeeen
X0Italianbabe90: ultimate how old r u again?
Jlfgrimm13: probe the root
ultimateradness: 47
X0Italianbabe90: j/w
UltimateJaburg53: MisterJLA, do you like hippos?
TheElisaPrincess: posted pjs
X0Italianbabe90: not uh
Jlfgrimm13: smear the cheese
TheElisaPrincess: sorry was going through my phone trying to find a cut epicture
TheElisaPrincess: it ws hard
ultimateradness: GAYla's here?
TheElisaPrincess: GRIMMYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :X:X
Cobbasaki2: PULL DA STRINGS
UltimateJaburg53: No
X0Italianbabe90: ur like 20 summthyn
pigirondb: don't fuck with me I have con queso dip
Jlfgrimm13: SAY THE NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Eddie, let's shoot this fucker!
Cobbasaki2: you know...for kids!
pigirondb: with sperm?
pigirondb: hah
ultimateradness: circle...
rexstardust99: If anyone wants the file italian babe send me, IM me.
rexstardust99: See if you can open it.
PJPGYRO: thanks elisa
PJPGYRO: I neede it for one of my threads
TheElisaPrincess: whY? the pj loser thread :P
Cobbasaki2: oh snap
PJPGYRO: no
pigirondb: pj is greek
Cobbasaki2: greek is a greek name
PJPGYRO: who is cobnasaki
Jlfgrimm13: PJGreekadopolis
Cobbasaki2: im mxy
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
pigirondb: that's japanese
Cobbasaki2: i am also kahoetek
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
rexstardust99: I'm mxy!
Cobbasaki2: but, we are all kahoetek
pigirondb: i have con caeso dip
Cobbasaki2: so that's redundant
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
TheElisaPrincess: animalman pjs
rexstardust99: >:o
TheElisaPrincess: i thought you knew that?!?
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigs.......chips and q

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PenWing424: tape it all
A G Wednesday: what is "tape it"?
PJPGYRO: stay in school
PenWing424: on your computer
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Pig Iron
PJPGYRO: and don't do rugs
pigirondb: tape it down
PJPGYRO: drugs too
PenWing424: record, is that better?
PJPGYRO: is that Dave!
pigirondb: they are cool
UltimateJaburg53: Doing rugs really ties the room together
PJPGYRO: Pig Iron for MOD!@!!!
pigirondb: yeahs
UltimateJaburg53: ;p
PJPGYRO: lols ;P
pigirondb: i am dtunks
UltimateJaburg53: Yay!
rexstardust99: PIG IRON!
pigirondb: drunks
PenWing424: eh
rexstardust99: Shit I didn't see you.
pigirondb: blind bastard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahh a pig
rexstardust99: I'm babysitting and eating dinner.
rexstardust99: I'm kinda busy.
A G Wednesday: Pig Iron for mod!
A G Wednesday: YAY!
pigirondb: i have bacon
PJPGYRO: you are bacon
A G Wednesday: heh.
PJPGYRO: Dave
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm, bacon
pigirondb: I have beer
PJPGYRO: you sent me some funny PMs
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ooh beer
pigirondb: i don't remember
Jlfgrimm13: bacon and beer.
PJPGYRO: I can't bear to delete them
jaclynangelo: two of my favorite things!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES!
PJPGYRO: they go good together
pigirondb: pig and iron?
PJPGYRO: steak and eggs
PJPGYRO: bacon and beer
PJPGYRO: PJP and pussy
pigirondb: pjp and married
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: indeed
PJPGYRO: oh yeah
pigirondb: hah
UltimateJaburg53: Yep
PJPGYRO: I was wondering what that ring was for
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: what she doesn't participate in won't hurt her
pigirondb: the cock/
PJPGYRO: world's smallest set of handcuffs
pigirondb: occifer
PJPGYRO: rex
PJPGYRO: likes cock
pigirondb: i just saw war of the world's and got drunk..it sucked except for that dakota fanning girl..she was good.
UltimateJaburg53: and socks
UltimateJaburg53: Uh oh
pigirondb: it socks
PJPGYRO: you fucked dakota fanning
pigirondb: ewwwww
PJPGYRO: shes a little young dude
pigirondb: she's like 10
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah least its still tight
PJPGYRO: yeah
pigirondb: awwww
pigirondb: sneaky'd drill it
pigirondb: cause she's blind
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: it was quite tasty
UltimateJaburg53: I knew it!
pigirondb: and blew it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: had to use that arsenal of toys on something...
pigirondb: we are talking gi joes or dildos...???
A G Wednesday has left the room.
rexstardust99: So PJP, I went to my nephews preschool open house today. Lots of hot teachers. They wanted to vounteer for stuff. I did.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno, i own both
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
UltimateJaburg53: Rex is a class mom!
pigirondb: I had lots of sex witha 48 year old teacher a few weeks back..she was freaky
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
PJPGYRO: you were drunk
pigirondb: and old, but hot
pigirondb: yeahs I was drunks
PJPGYRO: pre school rex?
rexstardust99: There all college students.
UltimateJaburg53: lols
PJPGYRO: you should be a pre school teacher
pigirondb: rex?
rexstardust99: yes?
PJPGYRO: rex whats your background in?
pigirondb: you should teach pre teens
rexstardust99: White.
rexstardust99: hehe
PJPGYRO: lol
pigirondb: white pre-teens
rexstardust99: I've worked in warehouses. Shipping stuff.
pigirondb: and jack in the box
PJPGYRO: did you go to college
rexstardust99: No, Taco Bell.
rexstardust99: No college.
rexstardust99: And I'm not going here. Its a waste of money.
PJPGYRO: you would be good with kids
rexstardust99: Damn hippie instructors.
pigirondb: I've been twice
rexstardust99: Thats what everyone tells me.
pigirondb: college
PJPGYRO: I fought with my hippie teachers
PJPGYRO: but they respected me
pigirondb: fascists
rexstardust99: So did I.
rexstardust99: Thats why I quit going.
pigirondb: pre-teens?
pigirondb: sicko
pigirondb: do you still jack in the box rex?
rexstardust99: USCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: rex just cause you fight
rexstardust99: Is invited.
PJPGYRO: doesnt mean you quit
PJPGYRO: you have to play the game
rexstardust99: I wasn't learnig shit.
PJPGYRO: you have to conform a little
ultimateradness has entered the room.
ultimateradness: gooooood morning.
rexstardust99: USCHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PJPGYRO: put a cock in her
ultimateradness: >:o
pigirondb: uschi needs robot cock
ultimateradness: I need a haircut
A G Wednesday has left the room.
PJPGYRO: pussy or head
pigirondb: and robot cock
ultimateradness: head
PJPGYRO: oh
ultimateradness: sorry
PJPGYRO: pussy is trimmed already
ultimateradness: ...they're about the same legnth though...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yummy
PJPGYRO: or is it like Playboy in the 70s
Jlfgrimm13: Pjers is right.
pigirondb: I like playboy in the 70s
rexstardust99: Where's Elisa?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dunno
ultimateradness: I like my under hair short but not as short as the back of my head.
pigirondb: with gymnasts
ultimateradness: gymnists or gymnastics?
pigirondb: mmmmmmmmmmm
PJPGYRO: like a runway strip
X0Italianbabe90 has entered the room.
pigirondb: you would
UltimateJaburg53: Uschi!
ultimateradness: Babe
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: BURG!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: fuck
pigirondb: meow
PJPGYRO: katelyn
ultimateradness: voof voof!
PJPGYRO: I am masturbating
X0Italianbabe90: ew
PJPGYRO: almost done
ultimateradness: hey...
pigirondb: witrh salsa
ultimateradness: me too!
UltimateJaburg53: Hey Italianbabe,
X0Italianbabe90: hey
PJPGYRO: Im using the pic you sent rex
pigirondb: pariah?
ultimateradness: who sent rex a picture?
PJPGYRO: Im gunna cum on my keyboard
ultimateradness: heh
UltimateJaburg53: Italianbabe, do you like Giraffes?
X0Italianbabe90: u actually thynk im pretty?
PJPGYRO: oh holy shit
ultimateradness: get one of those plastic covers
PJPGYRO: its almost there
pigirondb: pariah???
ultimateradness: you type well with one hand!
X0Italianbabe90: ew im reallly ugly
PJPGYRO: SPLURT!!!!!!!!
pigirondb: tranny bastard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yummy
ultimateradness: I wanna see Babe!
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door
X0Italianbabe90: see wht
pigirondb: trannies?
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door to your heart
PJPGYRO: when everything seems all over
pigirondb: i heart new york
PJPGYRO: everyone seems unkind
PJPGYRO: let my love open the door
pigirondb: jaburg i heart long island
X0Italianbabe90: dude im ugly!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: I club people
pigirondb: pjs i heart new joisey
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
ultimateradness: shut the door, what were you raised in a barn?!
pigirondb: uschi i heart your trim
pigirondb: tank girl
jaclynangelo has left the room.
ultimateradness: PIGGIE!
A G Wednesday has left the room.
PJPGYRO: piggie you gonna come to NJ
pigirondb: yeps
ultimateradness: someone gimme Italian Babe's pic
pigirondb: when is njs?
ultimateradness: she doesn't know how to give it to me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes!!
pigirondb: like a robot
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we wanna see!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah I wanna see too
UltimateJaburg53: Put it on the boards
pigirondb: boreds?
pigirondb: I wanna be a mod..
pigirondb: I'm sad..and drunk
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: whooooohooooooo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: drunk
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yay
pigirondb: yays
pigirondb: I have elsisa disease
pigirondb: elisa
pigirondb: disease
pigirondb: its from texas
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you have penissa syndrome??
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oH MY GOSH NOOOOO
X0Italianbabe90: pj or rex send muh pic 2 ultimate
pigirondb: no.....that's diff
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah pjp
UltimateJaburg53: PJP?
PenWing424: whoa, i wanna see babe's pic
pigirondb: does hot italian have a runway?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah you slimmy greek hornball
pigirondb: pj likes runway
pigirondb: and joe mama
pigirondb: hah
rexstardust99: joe mama likes pixiep
UltimateJaburg53: rex?
pigirondb: that is weird
ultimateradness: rex hasn't the pic
ultimateradness: PJP is unavoidable
UltimateJaburg53: Boo!
ultimateradness: GAH!
pigirondb: like syphilis
ultimateradness: don't scare me like that!
ultimateradness: oh HERE's a lively one...
ultimateradness: CHAT KILLER!
UltimateJaburg53: Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
pigirondb: like cornhole
PenWing424: like tp?
ultimateradness: I compounded stuff that makes people hallucinate this evening
UltimateJaburg53: OOOh
ultimateradness: but, unfortunately, it doesn't have that effect on me
ultimateradness: :-(
PenWing424: are you trying for a new career as scarecrow?
ultimateradness: it might be giving me a buzz though
ultimateradness: hydrocodone is a 'pain reliever'
Lord Mxypltk has entered the room.
pigirondb: i like beer
ultimateradness: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
ultimateradness: I like beer too
pigirondb: and cheese
ultimateradness: but every time I have something to drink
pigirondb: and boobies
UltimateJaburg53: Be careful Uschi.
ultimateradness: my mom tells me about how I'm an alcoholic
pigirondb: and a lessiee
pigirondb: robot sexers
ultimateradness: a lessiee?
pigirondb: i wants some uschis
pigirondb: lessiee is like lassie
ultimateradness: aw, SOMEONE here is drunk!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 2 someones
ultimateradness: you too?
UltimateJaburg53: Yay
PenWing424: 2?
ultimateradness: yay!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES
pigirondb: 6
ultimateradness: 9
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 12
UltimateJaburg53: Yay free E-mail Yay!
pigirondb: number 9
PenWing424: 15
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 19
ultimateradness: 42
pigirondb: i like 69
ultimateradness: 33
ultimateradness: 1
PenWing424: 007
ultimateradness: 77
PenWing424: 99
ultimateradness: $999,999,999.99
ultimateradness: 96
UltimateJaburg53: 2
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 105068
ultimateradness: !!!!!!!!!!!!!
PenWing424: one...hundred billion dollars!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 876
pigirondb: ok enough
ultimateradness: square root of two!!
ultimateradness: Pi!!!
ultimateradness: i
rexstardust99: >:o
pigirondb: i like pie
ultimateradness: pussy pie?
PenWing424: rob likes strudle
pigirondb: trimmed, slightly
pigirondb: beer run....
ultimateradness: I pulled a bee butt out of my dog
ultimateradness: she was, like, sooooo ungreatful
pigirondb: lassie
rexstardust99 has left the room.
UltimateJaburg53: Timmy stuck in a wood chipper?
pigirondb: great..but not june lockhart right?
ultimateradness: DAVID HASSLEHOFF!
pigirondb: that's fabulous
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: LALA BA BOOBIA!
UltimateJaburg53: Manimal!
pigirondb: sneaky..don't get implants....
pigirondb: they are not right
pigirondb: like rex
pigirondb: and kinda stiff
pigirondb: like pj
PJPGYRO: sneaky I would bend you over with or whithou implants
pigirondb: and such
UltimateJaburg53: When did Mxy get here
PJPGYRO: Im mxy
pigirondb: i invite
pigirondb: he's a mod
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but i don't want implants
pigirondb: i need support
UltimateJaburg53: I do
pigirondb: you said you did
PJPGYRO: I support you pigs
UltimateJaburg53: To toss at people
pigirondb: sneaky
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
pigirondb: like silicin chips?
PJPGYRO: u want me to jerk off again katelyn
pigirondb: ital;ian babe needs to be included
X0Italianbabe90: pj r u done masturebaiting?
UltimateJaburg53: Italianbabe doy you like giraffes?
X0Italianbabe90: idk y?
PJPGYRO: yeah but I can go a few times
pigirondb: and camels
PJPGYRO: and zebras
pigirondb: donna karen
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh off to jersey i go!!
UltimateJaburg53: pjp
PJPGYRO: >:o
PJPGYRO: yeah jake?
pigirondb: that little kid
X0Italianbabe90: ppl im me if u wanna
UltimateJaburg53: Send the babes pic to my email
ultimateradness: her e-mail "doesn't work"
pigirondb: im her
ultimateradness: that didn't work either
pigirondb: she wants the uschi machine
UltimateJaburg53: I believe it
pigirondb: hah
X0Italianbabe90: no i can receive but i cant send
UltimateJaburg53: y?
X0Italianbabe90: u can imme
pigirondb: sounds like me
ultimateradness: I offered my second-hand account
X0Italianbabe90: im me**
pigirondb: in bed
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: with potatoes
ultimateradness: who likes pie?
ultimateradness: I have some pie here
pigirondb: and broccoli
ultimateradness: ...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: PIE IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
ultimateradness: cherry.
ultimateradness: anyone like cherry pie?
ultimateradness: here......... http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YEEEEEEEEEES
pigirondb: i like pie
ultimateradness: mmmm! cherry pie!
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: wait...
pigirondb: with pecans
ultimateradness: that's dead babies
ultimateradness: collected by religous nutbags
ultimateradness: huh.
Jlfgrimm13: dead baby pie. yum.
pigirondb: in jars?
ultimateradness: looks like cherry pie to me...
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
pigirondb: and crosses with piss in jars
PJPGYRO: did you get the pic Jake?
PJPGYRO: she is so fucking hot
PJPGYRO: I want to hook up with her
ultimateradness: Burg, if you get the pic, send it to me
pigirondb: who the fuck is jake..we only know burg
PJPGYRO: and a camel and a zebra
PenWing424: send me the pic, penwing424@aol.com
PJPGYRO: all at the same time
pigirondb: and camel toe
ultimateradness: Zebra on Extacy?
ultimateradness: send me pic dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Jlfgrimm13: camel toe? where?
pigirondb: she said she was ugly...
ultimateradness: yeah, but she also thinks I'm gross
pigirondb: camel toe uschi..in biker shorts
ultimateradness: so who's she to judge?
PJPGYRO: yeah and rex says he is good looking
X0Italianbabe90: i am ugly i thynk
Jlfgrimm13: ooohhhhhh
PJPGYRO: who do we believe
Lord Mxypltk: BAAABY'S ON FIRE
PJPGYRO: where is gaydust?
pigirondb: italian babes are hot..are you from nyu area?
Lord Mxypltk: you better throw it in the water
X0Italianbabe90: no
UltimateJaburg53: Server ErrorGmail is temporarily unavailable. Cross your fingers and try again in a few minutes. We're sorry for the inconvenience.
X0Italianbabe90: pa
pigirondb: doh
UltimateJaburg53: doh
Lord Mxypltk: IIIII love farting in the shower
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in the sea
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a tower
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I wish my farts would marry mee
pigirondb: with brea
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: rex
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting underwater
ultimateradness: send the pic
A G Wednesday has left the room.
rexstardust99: Damn computer.
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in the air
PenWing424: rex, send the pic
rexstardust99: I don't have the pic.
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a crater
ultimateradness: dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting everywhere!
pigirondb: i like italian babes with marinara
ultimateradness: Babe, send Rex the pic again
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting on Godzilla
Cobbasaki2 has entered the room.
X0Italianbabe90: k
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in a glass
Jlfgrimm13: MXY
ultimateradness: MANIMAL!
X0Italianbabe90: rex im me
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting in Camilla
pigirondb: marinara
Lord Mxypltk: I love farting near Prince Charles
Jlfgrimm13: COBB
rexstardust99: FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME, I DO NOT HAVE THE PIC. STOP FUCKING ASKING ME!
PenWing424: who has the pic?
Cobbasaki2: uschems, grimmers.
Lord Mxypltk: Hey rex send me the pic
pigirondb: boo hoo
Lord Mxypltk: rex does
PenWing424: hey, annie, the tigers won tonight
Lord Mxypltk: hey rex I want the pic rex the pic
pigirondb: boo hoo
Cobbasaki2: indeed they did, pen
X0Italianbabe90: im me if u want it
pigirondb: he likes jack in the box
Lord Mxypltk: mrmrxy@hotmail.com <----- send the pic here
Lord Mxypltk: hey rex come on man send me the pic man
pigirondb: with marinaraa
Lord Mxypltk: come on i need it bad man come on
X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Cobbasaki2: good pitchers matchup, it seemed
ultimateradness: send pic to dangermaiden@hotmail.com
Lord Mxypltk: X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Lord Mxypltk: what the fuck is this thing talking
Lord Mxypltk: X0Italianbabe90: n dont thynk im sum slut but if u wanna cyber wit me im me
Cobbasaki2: i'm sorry, i don't speak retard
Lord Mxypltk: hey Italian, hdg dgd ewye fhdg dhdgd
pigirondb: she is italian..she has dark hair
Lord Mxypltk: shdgsad dsgfgd dhf d?
Lord Mxypltk: shsdd shdfh shs d!
Cobbasaki2: it's arse face!
pigirondb: and a runway
Jlfgrimm13: heh
Cobbasaki2: yet another great garth ennis character come to life
X0Italianbabe90: no
X0Italianbabe90: not realli
Lord Mxypltk: it's a bot
Cobbasaki2: gob bless the intraweb
pigirondb: not dark hair?
Lord Mxypltk: it's a retarded bot.
X0Italianbabe90: blonde hair
ultimateradness: she ain't Iataliands
Lord Mxypltk: two cousin bots fucked, and italian babe came out
Cobbasaki2: pig iron is so mysterious, he types in italics
Lord Mxypltk: hehehe! and they keep inviting it
pigirondb: italians don't have blonde hair...
ultimateradness: he whispers
ultimateradness: all the time
pigirondb: at uschi
X0Italianbabe90: i died it
pigirondb: she has meds
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
Cobbasaki2: i'm sorry to hear that
pigirondb: and clairol
Cobbasaki2: how was the funeral?
ultimateradness: what's that?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
ultimateradness: it was a dead lay
pigirondb: all tye way dyed
X0Italianbabe90: yea
pigirondb: yeahs
ultimateradness: oh yeah!
pigirondb: elisa has dark hair
rexstardust99: Elisa wants me.
pigirondb: and me
pigirondb: i think
ultimateradness: I'm Elisa's pimp
pigirondb: sniff
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
ultimateradness: I got her to booty call
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she's my bitch bitch!
ultimateradness: you were all my witnessess
rexstardust99: italian babe told me to tell you guys to stop picking on her or she won't send me the pic.
pigirondb: sniff
ultimateradness: god
ultimateradness: what a cunt.
Jlfgrimm13: CATFIIIIIGHHHTTTTTTTTT
Cobbasaki2: which one is italian babe?
ultimateradness: the cunt
pigirondb: I haven't seen the pic..I'm not picking
Cobbasaki2: pgpgyro?
X0Italianbabe90: me
Lord Mxypltk: it's the retarded bot
Cobbasaki2: err, pjp
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: xoxoxxoxoxxo
PenWing424: good night everyone
Cobbasaki2: which one is xo?
Lord Mxypltk: rex wants to fuck a machine!
pigirondb: I still haven't seen it
ultimateradness: either Mxy or I invited her
Lord Mxypltk: too
ultimateradness: I forget who
Cobbasaki2: night pen
rexstardust99: I want to fuck everything.
PenWing424 has left the room.
Lord Mxypltk: I might have the first time
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
pigirondb: like uschi
rexstardust99: Even uschi.
pigirondb: every uschi
ultimateradness: I'm first!
pigirondb: uschi is my girl
Jlfgrimm13: especially uschi.
ultimateradness: nah, you're too French
pigirondb: hey
ultimateradness: stick a cock in Uschi
pigirondb: I'm irish
ultimateradness: I'm Mxy!
pigirondb: with cock for uschi
Cobbasaki2: i think she means it literally
ultimateradness: I have cherry pie
pigirondb: mxy is chilean
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
ultimateradness: mxy has penguins
PJPGYRO: they have good grapes and bass
pigirondb: i'm not going there
ultimateradness: neither am I!
pigirondb: i caught you a sweet bass
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: WOOOOOOOOO
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: MORE BEER
X0Italianbabe90: pj im me
ultimateradness: I like your sleeves. they're real poofy.
rexstardust99: God fucking damnit. I give up.
pigirondb: like a pirate
pigirondb: who has the pic?
rexstardust99: I'm leaving.
PJPGYRO: rex gives up!
X0Italianbabe90: m,e
pigirondb: fuck you rex
Jlfgrimm13: I have many leatherbound books and my apartment smells of rich mahogany.
pigirondb: like pro?
PJPGYRO: you must be sipping on cognac right now
X0Italianbabe90: pj iom me
Cobbasaki2: sipping on gin and juice
X0Italianbabe90: im*
Cobbasaki2: laid back
pigirondb: pro smells of leather
ultimateradness: Babe is such a bad cock-tease
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cognac
Cobbasaki2: the pig?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
Jlfgrimm13: pro smells of cow. heh.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahh where the fuck is my flask
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bahhh
Jlfgrimm13: that's why mxy likes him.
pigirondb: little lessie uschi..give me trim
PJPGYRO: katelyn if I im you
ultimateradness: try your pocket, sneaks
PJPGYRO: will you play with your pussy
X0Italianbabe90: y?
ultimateradness: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause we want you tooo
PJPGYRO: I touch mine you touch yours
ultimateradness: play with it here!
pigirondb: it babe is probbaly in the mood..r u
X0Italianbabe90: no
ultimateradness: who's katelyn?
Cobbasaki2: pj plays with his pussy too much as it is
pigirondb: doh
PJPGYRO: baeb is katelyn
ultimateradness: oh
ultimateradness: I thought it was another kamphausen
Cobbasaki2: katelyn was the talking pig in that movie?!
Cobbasaki2: no way!
pigirondb: uschi is tank girl
Cobbasaki2: that's awesome, dude
ultimateradness: yar!
PJPGYRO: that'll do pig
PJPGYRO: that'll do
Cobbasaki2: nice
ultimateradness: la la la!
pigirondb: weeeeee
ultimateradness: penissa
ultimateradness: 1
PJPGYRO: who is cobassaki
ultimateradness: 2
ultimateradness: 3
ultimateradness: 4
Cobbasaki2: i am nowhereman
X0Italianbabe90: guys im me
ultimateradness: 5
Cobbasaki2: cunt!
ultimateradness: 6
Cobbasaki2: fuck off!
ultimateradness: 7
ultimateradness: 8
Cobbasaki2: arse!
ultimateradness: 9
ultimateradness: 10
Cobbasaki2: bollocks and stuff
ultimateradness: wow... she hasn't logged in yet.
pigirondb: hey..that'll do
pigirondb: hey that'll do
pigirondb: what the fuck?
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: don't get your bollocks in a twist
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: hiyas
TheElisaPrincess: wow its busy
Cobbasaki2: why is jaburg never talking when i log on?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: princess
ultimateradness: I was thirty seconds off!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: take your clothes off for us
TheElisaPrincess: cobb he's usually away
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: i think he's avoiding me
TheElisaPrincess: SNEAKYS!!!!!!!!!heck no sneaks
ultimateradness: burg hates you damn showboatin' canadians, Manimal!
TheElisaPrincess: just got outta the shower........they stayin on :P
PJPGYRO: elisa where are your pics
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pwease
Cobbasaki2: he knows he owes me money for that...stuff...we had...that one time
TheElisaPrincess: pjs........im too lazy.......just chill
ultimateradness: Ashley, send pics of you and Eric doin' it!
TheElisaPrincess: one sec babe
TheElisaPrincess: LOL uschi it ain't happening
ultimateradness: wha'evah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll be gentle
TheElisaPrincess: i dont do one night stands
X0Italianbabe90: want muh pic im me
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll use the small one
TheElisaPrincess: LOl sneaks.........speaking of which how was your fourth?
ultimateradness: sneaks will stay for breakfast...
TheElisaPrincess: Pjs......why the sudden interest in pictures?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uhhh...lets not go there
ultimateradness: Kate, don;'t be such a whore
ultimateradness: PJ is in a masturbating mood
PJPGYRO: I forgot what you look like
ultimateradness: heh
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: riiiiiiight
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just he shirt
PJPGYRO: no princess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and play with yoru boobies
TheElisaPrincess: Did Nowhere spam the random forum?
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhhhh gotcha pjs
ultimateradness: who's nowhere?
Cobbasaki2: pjp has glued all his other stroke material together
TheElisaPrincess: lol uschi..........so he's going to do it to my picture
TheElisaPrincess: lol animal!
PJPGYRO: post one pic elisa
TheElisaPrincess: where's glacy?
pigirondb: elisa....
TheElisaPrincess: PIGSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosH!
TheElisaPrincess: since when did you get aim?
ultimateradness: ASH!
ultimateradness: post a damn pic!
TheElisaPrincess: USCHI!!!!!!! Whats up girl?
pigirondb: i'm drunk..don't be surprised
TheElisaPrincess: what the hell is it with you guys and pictures tonight.........
ultimateradness: post a pic
ultimateradness: I'm not a guy, post it
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh pigs ill try not to be ;-)
pigirondb: she has anice smile
Cobbasaki2: do you take requests?
Cobbasaki2: i want one of you in a nurse outfit
ultimateradness: play it again, Sam
Cobbasaki2: giving a guy a rectal exam
Cobbasaki2: or
Cobbasaki2: better yet
ultimateradness: I like cherry pie
Cobbasaki2: giving a dog a rectal exam
ultimateradness: I made one yesterday
pigirondb: it babe needs to smile more
ultimateradness: for you Elisa
pigirondb: with salsa
ultimateradness: here, I took a photo
ultimateradness: http://priestsforlife.org/resources/monica/m51.jpg
ultimateradness: mmmm!
Cobbasaki2: or MAYBE giving a halfman-halfdog a rectal exam
ultimateradness: cherry pie!
UltimateJaburg53: bbl
ultimateradness: ttfn!
ultimateradness: lol!
Cobbasaki2: being back later presumes you were here before
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: lol animals
pigirondb: i bought a cobra BAT today...
ultimateradness: THANK GOD!
TheElisaPrincess: pigsy and his salsa........i swaer
TheElisaPrincess: cobra bat?
TheElisaPrincess: what?
ultimateradness: cherry pie!
ultimateradness: post a pic!
pigirondb: jaburg left..
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just a nipple pinch
pigirondb: i like IT babe
ultimateradness: so post your goddamn photo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you can leave your bra on
pigirondb: I have no pic though
X0Italianbabe90: me?
ultimateradness: I'm pinching my nipples right now...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no penissa
pigirondb: yes
pigirondb: both
pigirondb: and or all 4
TheElisaPrincess: speaking of which.............where's my phone
ultimateradness: everyone!
ultimateradness: post a pic!
TheElisaPrincess: hold up *brb*
TheElisaPrincess: i am uschi just give me a second
TheElisaPrincess: just cuz i love you pjs.....YOU SO owe me :P
ultimateradness: damn straight
pigirondb: u have my number
PJPGYRO: where is the pic?
pigirondb: i have dial up..hah
ultimateradness: I also have your number
pigirondb: yes
ultimateradness: ...no
pigirondb: maybe
ultimateradness: no
pigirondb: no
X0Italianbabe90: pj did u see muh pic
ultimateradness: unless...
rexstardust99 has left the room.
ultimateradness: is it 12?
X0Italianbabe90: ul did u?
pigirondb: no
X0Italianbabe90: pig did u?
pigirondb: im pig iron
X0Italianbabe90: did ne 1?
ultimateradness: PJP is idal
ultimateradness: no
ultimateradness: nobody did
ultimateradness: because you won't send it
ultimateradness: because you're a bot
pigirondb: no I have no ims
ultimateradness: you have to IM her
X0Italianbabe90: then send me the thyng so i can send it
ultimateradness: for some damn reason
X0Italianbabe90: im not a bot
ultimateradness: and I'm not a lesbian
ultimateradness: :-*
PJPGYRO: I think mxy is doing a great job as mod
PJPGYRO: and you all should bow to him
PJPGYRO: or he will harass you
ultimateradness: 8==B-- - ( . Y . )
TheElisaPrincess: he sure has gotten funnie as of late
X0Italianbabe90: r u masturevbaiting?
PJPGYRO: yes
TheElisaPrincess: youll always be my fav. ot moderator pj
pigirondb: joke?
PJPGYRO: always
pigirondb: joke
PJPGYRO: where is the pic woman
pigirondb: greek w/ blonde hair
PJPGYRO: Im going to bed soon
TheElisaPrincess: workin on em babe
ultimateradness: PJP, if you have the pic, send it to me
ultimateradness: dangermaiden@hotmail.com
PJPGYRO: I dont
pigirondb: she is lassie
PJPGYRO: I was juyst kidding
PJPGYRO: to bother the bab
ultimateradness: she said she sent it
ultimateradness: to you
pigirondb: collie
PJPGYRO: never to me
PJPGYRO: just to rex
X0Italianbabe90: pj
ultimateradness: then who does she think PJ is?
PJPGYRO: I dont know what she looks like
pigirondb: and mxy
X0Italianbabe90: im me
X0Italianbabe90: i'll send it
pigirondb: we did
X0Italianbabe90: u have 2 im me
X0Italianbabe90: so i can
pigirondb: i did
ultimateradness: Katelyn is a whore
TheElisaPrincess: why teh sudden interest pj?\
ultimateradness: The End.
X0Italianbabe90: no im not
TheElisaPrincess: cant spell darn it
TheElisaPrincess: and im awake
PJPGYRO: I forgot what you look like elisa
pigirondb: i did im
ultimateradness: see?
TheElisaPrincess: so you woke up today
ultimateradness: whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: if your awake
PJPGYRO: we should all kno what we look like
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: take your shirt off please?
ultimateradness: heh
pigirondb: elisa has big smile and dark hair a nd a sexy voice
TheElisaPrincess: after i agree to take animal out and decide, "wonder what el looks like P"
PJPGYRO: I did
TheElisaPrincess: nice try pigsy :P
pigirondb: you do...
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: yay!
ultimateradness: Burg!
pigirondb: but you are also a man..snort
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
ultimateradness: ORGASM!!!
pigirondb: group
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: in my mouth1
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Uscho
UltimateJaburg53: i
ultimateradness: burger!
pigirondb: it babe is full of shiate
rexstardust99: She is.
ultimateradness: she's a whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: a cheap fat whore
pigirondb: full of shiate
rexstardust99: She sent the pic to me before, but now it won't work.
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigsy
ultimateradness: exactly
TheElisaPrincess: i still have your number you know ;P
pigirondb: shiate
rexstardust99: She's either a bot, or a fucking retarded cunt.
ultimateradness: and I have yours!
ultimateradness: I vote retard
pigirondb: elisa..don't be mean...
TheElisaPrincess: im not ;-)
rexstardust99: If you guys want her pic, ask her. I'm done dealing with that shit.
ultimateradness: I did ask
pigirondb: i luvs you even though you are aman
ultimateradness: she failed to be able to do anything
pigirondb: hah
ultimateradness: so I asked you, reax
ultimateradness: I blew you for that pic!
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: pe is a hottie
pigirondb: i'm kiding
rexstardust99: You'd have blown me anyhow.
PJPGYRO: rex is done with that shit
ultimateradness: ...yes...
pigirondb: hotter than uschi..
pigirondb: hotter than sneaky
ultimateradness: I'm so hot my clothes catch fire
pigirondb: hotter than rob even
X0Italianbabe90: listen u have 2 send me the thyng where u send it thts the only way it works
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh let me take those off for yo babe
pigirondb: it babe doesn't reply
ultimateradness: listen u r dum
rexstardust99: That wasn't even in english you stupid bitch.
pigirondb: me
PJPGYRO: yeah but if I play with my pepe you play with the cocch
PJPGYRO: thats how it works
ultimateradness: tic tac toe!
pigirondb: with clothes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: gouches are fun
TheElisaPrincess: woah rex if anybody should be cussing
TheElisaPrincess: its me darn it :P
pigirondb: pe....don't be sillys
ultimateradness: I cuss a lot
X0Italianbabe90: uh no
TheElisaPrincess: just when im royally ticked :P
UltimateJaburg53: Fuck.
PJPGYRO: pic elisa?
ultimateradness: cunt
ultimateradness: ass
Jlfgrimm13: juggle the balls
ultimateradness: jism
PJPGYRO: why are u ticked elisaa?
UltimateJaburg53: Earmuffs'
ultimateradness: muff
Cobbasaki2: ear
ultimateradness: buttmuff
X0Italianbabe90: u wanna see muh pic or not no cyberin thts wht muh sis sed when i went 2 the bathroom
UltimateJaburg53: Muff
rexstardust99: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU STUPID TWAT!
Cobbasaki2: well the important thing is you tried, son
ultimateradness: nobody's trying to get into your cyber pants, moron
pigirondb: chowda
Cobbasaki2: this is a guy, right?
pigirondb: wit chowda
ultimateradness: I dunno, claims to be a teen girl
Cobbasaki2: yeah then he's a guy
UltimateJaburg53: Cyber pans sounds cool
pigirondb: 0 posts
ultimateradness: superpan!
Cobbasaki2: teen girls are a myth
ultimateradness: I was never a teen girl
X0Italianbabe90: im 18
ultimateradness: I was born a mature adult woman!
ultimateradness: yes
ultimateradness: eight
ultimateradness: teeeeen
X0Italianbabe90: ultimate how old r u again?
Jlfgrimm13: probe the root
ultimateradness: 47
X0Italianbabe90: j/w
UltimateJaburg53: MisterJLA, do you like hippos?
TheElisaPrincess: posted pjs
X0Italianbabe90: not uh
Jlfgrimm13: smear the cheese
TheElisaPrincess: sorry was going through my phone trying to find a cut epicture
TheElisaPrincess: it ws hard
ultimateradness: GAYla's here?
TheElisaPrincess: GRIMMYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :X:X
Cobbasaki2: PULL DA STRINGS
UltimateJaburg53: No
X0Italianbabe90: ur like 20 summthyn
pigirondb: don't fuck with me I have con queso dip
Jlfgrimm13: SAY THE NAME!!!!!!!!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Eddie, let's shoot this fucker!
Cobbasaki2: you know...for kids!
pigirondb: with sperm?
pigirondb: hah
ultimateradness: circle...
rexstardust99: If anyone wants the file italian babe send me, IM me.
rexstardust99: See if you can open it.
PJPGYRO: thanks elisa
PJPGYRO: I neede it for one of my threads
TheElisaPrincess: whY? the pj loser thread :P
Cobbasaki2: oh snap
PJPGYRO: no
pigirondb: pj is greek
Cobbasaki2: greek is a greek name
PJPGYRO: who is cobnasaki
Jlfgrimm13: PJGreekadopolis
Cobbasaki2: im mxy
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
pigirondb: that's japanese
Cobbasaki2: i am also kahoetek
UltimateJaburg53: Me too
rexstardust99: I'm mxy!
Cobbasaki2: but, we are all kahoetek
pigirondb: i have con caeso dip
Cobbasaki2: so that's redundant
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
TheElisaPrincess: animalman pjs
rexstardust99: >:o
TheElisaPrincess: i thought you knew that?!?
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pigs.......chips and queso sound sooooo yummys
UltimateJaburg53: Ugly Kid Joe was a crap band
Cobbasaki2: sonic death ninja is much better
pigirondb: animalman is it babe
rexstardust99: They were from Santa Barbara.
rexstardust99: They got famous right when I moved there.
Cobbasaki2: i thought italiandude was babe?
rexstardust99: Or to that area at least.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: got it to work
PJPGYRO: im going to bed
PJPGYRO: see you guys
pigirondb: your putty
UltimateJaburg53: Night man
rexstardust99: night sweetie.
Cobbasaki2: bye pappas
pigirondb: night greek babe
PJPGYRO: night jake
PJPGYRO: night gaydust99%
TheElisaPrincess: night pjs
TheElisaPrincess: your welcome :P
PJPGYRO: night pigsy
PJPGYRO: night elsia thanks
pigirondb: nighte petes
Cobbasaki2: ....he didn't say night to me?
Cobbasaki2: well then
PJPGYRO: who are you?
Cobbasaki2: i retract my "bye pappas"
UltimateJaburg53: Manimal!
TheElisaPrincess: Pj...........cobb=animalman
PJPGYRO: son of mxy?
TheElisaPrincess: who's coming to texas in like two days :P
pigirondb: pro
TheElisaPrincess: hellloooo
PJPGYRO: oh animalman
TheElisaPrincess: you were here :P
PJPGYRO: night animalman
TheElisaPrincess: sweet dreams pj
TheElisaPrincess: take care alright?!?
ultimateradness: you wanna do Animalman don't you
Jlfgrimm13: good night peter james, wherever you are.
pigirondb: i thought he was a nitpicker
PJPGYRO: where's a sock?
PJPGYRO has left the room.
pigirondb: hey
pigirondb: ayone
ultimateradness: ho!
ultimateradness: lets go!
TheElisaPrincess: He's an rkmber uschi.....nopers just take him out to dinner
pigirondb: haha
TheElisaPrincess: i swear you ready to much into things :P
TheElisaPrincess: ayone?
TheElisaPrincess: poor pigsy is delusional :P
pigirondb: with cheese
ultimateradness: pigs wants my snatch
rexstardust99: sarlacc snatch
pigirondb: with cheese
ultimateradness: woo woo woo!
Cobbasaki2: i'm gonna watch the daily show
pigirondb: ut
TheElisaPrincess: by animals!
pigirondb: that show sucks
Cobbasaki2: YOU SUCK
rexstardust99: THE DAILY SHOW ROXORS TEH BIG ONE!!!!!!
Cobbasaki2: YOUR MOM
Cobbasaki2: it's a rerun, but oh well
pigirondb: sucks
pigirondb: jon stewart is a green lantern
ultimateradness: I got the pic
TheElisaPrincess: jon stewart is funny sometimes!
pigirondb: of jon stewart
ultimateradness: she looks like britny spears
pigirondb: speared?
pigirondb: like bsams
TheElisaPrincess: Awwwww pigys gotta girl
TheElisaPrincess: congrats!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah fucking crap
pigirondb: u r my girl until you turned traitor
ultimateradness: it's weird how much she reminds me of every girl everywhere
TheElisaPrincess: whatever.........LIAR!
ultimateradness: nope
ultimateradness: go into a mall... she's EVERYONE
b l u e weez pjs has entered the room.
ultimateradness: spooky
pigirondb: shutup you traitor
rexstardust99: KATHLEEN!!!!
b l u e weez pjs: heyyy
ultimateradness: I got it reax
TheElisaPrincess: Kathy!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: what is the deal....IM SO CONFUSED
b l u e weez pjs: howcome you guys always send my invites when im away
b l u e weez pjs: crazies
UltimateJaburg53: bbl
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
X0Italianbabe90: im bored
X0Italianbabe90: i sent like 3 ppl muh pic
TheElisaPrincess: poor kaths
X0Italianbabe90: bunny.pic, n ultimate
X0Italianbabe90: pig*
b l u e weez pjs has left the room.
pigirondb: yeahs
TheElisaPrincess: pigs is still here......Im impressed :P
pigirondb: un huh..you are still by babe
pigirondb: i can't help it you are aman
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: aman?
TheElisaPrincess: whose aman?
TheElisaPrincess: amen?
TheElisaPrincess: :P
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: :P
Lord Mxypltk has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess: Mhrm........how many beers have you had tonight ;P
TheElisaPrincess: j/k ;-) you know i love you!
pigirondb: 15 or so..I guess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v284/dtctvbn2/italianbabe.jpg
pigirondb: some dude at the club was talking about movies...I got a good conversation
TheElisaPrincess: 15? like shots or acutal beers?
pigirondb: beers
pigirondb: bunny has the pic
TheElisaPrincess: shes cute sneaks
pigirondb: I saw it...
TheElisaPrincess: cant type worth crap though
pigirondb: so
TheElisaPrincess: i hate mosquito bites
pigirondb: I like con queso
TheElisaPrincess: so go for her pigsy.....does she live near you?
Jlfgrimm13: pro broke the intarweb.
pigirondb: pro is the man
pigirondb: is that his sis
TheElisaPrincess: seriously he has a sister?
TheElisaPrincess: didnt know that
pigirondb: i don't know....
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bah
TheElisaPrincess: i thought he was an only child
TheElisaPrincess: dont know for sure though :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: babe doesnt understand photobucket
X0Italianbabe90: i do
pigirondb: with corn
Jlfgrimm13: he has a sister. she's hot.
X0Italianbabe90: i didnt want u puttin it in there but
X0Italianbabe90: i have a sister
pigirondb: like it babe
X0Italianbabe90: like wat?
pigirondb: I guessed
pigirondb: earlier
X0Italianbabe90: guessefd wat?
Cobbasaki2: pro has a hot sister?
pigirondb: what
TheElisaPrincess: yeah who knew?
Jlfgrimm13: yeah.
Cobbasaki2: sweet
pigirondb: check the transcript
pigirondb: grimm knows
Cobbasaki2: nitpickers don't check things
Cobbasaki2: oh wait
pigirondb: animalman....aaarrrrr
X0Italianbabe90: ppl talk
X0Italianbabe90: :-[
Cobbasaki2: it's "nitpickers always check things"
Cobbasaki2: i keep forgetting
X0Italianbabe90: brb bathroom
pigirondb: arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
X0Italianbabe90: stay dont follow
X0Italianbabe90: lo
X0Italianbabe90: lol*
pigirondb: i was close
Cobbasaki2: how old is pro?
pigirondb: ask grimm
UltimateJaburg53: brb
Cobbasaki2: i kinda was
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
Cobbasaki2: he jokes about his age a lot
pigirondb: how did elisa know
TheElisaPrincess: how did I know what?
pigirondb: pllllt
Cobbasaki2: know in the biblical sense?
pigirondb: yeahs
TheElisaPrincess: yall lost me
TheElisaPrincess: biblial sense?
TheElisaPrincess: whaa?
pigirondb: its texas
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: princess please take your shirt off for us
Cobbasaki2: shirts are for commies
pigirondb: and sponge bathe
Cobbasaki2: i never wear 'em
X0Italianbabe90: bak
TheElisaPrincess: cnat sneaks........picture will float through my classes and i'll get fired
TheElisaPrincess: whatever pigs
TheElisaPrincess: I LOOOVVE showers
pigirondb: pro, you basti
TheElisaPrincess: usually have two a day.........once int eh morning and once at night
TheElisaPrincess: wb ital
pigirondb: wtf
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no one has to know sweet thang
pigirondb: she needs sponging
TheElisaPrincess: whatever sneaks ;P besides i dont do the whole naked thing
Cobbasaki2: anyone that doesn't not fire you for taking your shirt off for internet people you've never met is a racist
TheElisaPrincess: lol pigsy..............sponging.......I havent had a bath in ages......just showers
Cobbasaki2: there. i said it
pigirondb: you bathe with clothes on?
ultimateradness: how do you shower
pigirondb: rascist
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: too bad, i was willing ot share the live in
TheElisaPrincess: uschi............are you american?
TheElisaPrincess: LOL Sneakys!
ultimateradness: no, I'm velveeta
Cobbasaki2: i'm swiss
Cobbasaki2: and mxy
TheElisaPrincess: who bathes with clothes on pigsy :P
pigirondb: Cobbasaki2 is a rascist
ultimateradness: you, apparently
pigirondb: elisa is a puritan
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
Cobbasaki2: a card-carrying rascist
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: which is sad, he gives good massages
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but nooo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: someoen won't get in the bed with us
TheElisaPrincess: I am not a puritan pigsy
TheElisaPrincess: 'my great something grandparents were
pigirondb: little rascist
TheElisaPrincess: I need a masseus.......that would be nice
TheElisaPrincess: why you tryin to corrupt me tonight of all nights sneaks
pigirondb: elia is a pur water filter kinda person
TheElisaPrincess: its like gang up on elisa night or something
TheElisaPrincess: :P
TheElisaPrincess: i love filtered water........yums
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: cause most of us are intoxicated
pigirondb: pure, like snow
Cobbasaki2: yellow snow?
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: pe?
ultimateradness: all precipitation is contaminated
pigirondb: uschi
pigirondb: Sneaky
ultimateradness: together!
pigirondb: animalman?
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh rkmb drink night...i see ;-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: indeed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: now take that shot of everclear
Cobbasaki2: name?
pigirondb: good shit with fruit
pigirondb: pro?
ultimateradness: shit am gross
Cobbasaki2: i prefer afternoon delight
ultimateradness: Dave likes poo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: someone make her swallow the worm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: swallow
pigirondb: Pro or animalman?
X0Italianbabe90: ultimate
Jlfgrimm13: slartibartfast
TheElisaPrincess: I LOVE everclear......the band though
X0Italianbabe90: y do u thynk i look like britney spears?
pigirondb: pro....
Cobbasaki2: what are you asking me
Cobbasaki2: i thought more paris hilton
pigirondb: pro
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: PE's no fn
ultimateradness: neither is katelyn
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we must send her lots of those girlie bacardi drinks
pigirondb: she is give her your phone number
Cobbasaki2: yes
Jlfgrimm13: put your little lips around the neck. . .swallow the worm, baby, i'm your man!
pigirondb: hah
TheElisaPrincess: fn?
TheElisaPrincess: more like sneakys sister babe
pigirondb: with a sponge
X0Italianbabe90: hoo thynks i look like britney spears hit 111 paris hlton 222
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HEY I RESENT THAT
pigirondb: me
Cobbasaki2: 222
Cobbasaki2: 555
Cobbasaki2: wait
pigirondb: no paris britney
ultimateradness: whore = 999
Cobbasaki2: repeat the question
TheElisaPrincess: Spongy wongy...........wonder where mine went
pigirondb: with a pro encounter
Jlfgrimm13: no coke. pepsi.
TheElisaPrincess: I love coke.....pepsi aint that good
Cobbasaki2: no soup for you
Jlfgrimm13: cheeseburger.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: 9765309!!
Jlfgrimm13: cheeseburger cheeseburger cheeseburger!
TheElisaPrincess: sneaks goes bakc to the eighties ;P
Cobbasaki2: cheeburger cheeburger
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damn neighbours and their garageband
Cobbasaki2: just move the trailer farther to the north
pigirondb: with drums, and astorm shelter
Cobbasaki2: sorry...i channeled rex there
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: how do i move an apartment/.
pigirondb: he likes jack in the box
TheElisaPrincess: anybody heard from klint since his move was today?
TheElisaPrincess: i need to im him
pigirondb: ask pro
TheElisaPrincess: your movin sneaks?
ultimateradness: http://home.earthlink.net/%7Euschiweb/babe.jpg
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: meh no just almost done fixing up my place
ultimateradness: definately Paris.
TheElisaPrincess: When did you move?
X0Italianbabe90: u sed britney
TheElisaPrincess: i didnt you moved
rexstardust99: whew.
Cobbasaki2: oh snap
ultimateradness: reax!
TheElisaPrincess: didnt know oopsy
TheElisaPrincess: REXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: yes
ultimateradness: copycat Ash
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: meh awhile ago, finally got the other rental place fixed up
ultimateradness: pretending she invented orgasms...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: so i'm takingit over
Jlfgrimm13: spitney beers.
X0Italianbabe90: lol
ultimateradness: http://home.earthlink.net/%7Euschiweb/babe.jpg Paris Hilton
pigirondb: cornhole
Cobbasaki2: can she fit a pinapple up her ass?
ultimateradness: cornbread!
TheElisaPrincess: i thought pigs implied i dont have them......
TheElisaPrincess: thats why i was pissed :P
Cobbasaki2: if she can't it's not her
pigirondb: corn
ultimateradness: but we all know you have balls, Ash
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: I can shove a watermelon up my ass!
pigirondb: with cheese
X0Italianbabe90: paris look fuckin weird
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwwww
X0Italianbabe90: in tht pic
ultimateradness: really? 'cause it's j00
TheElisaPrincess: you know pigs......doctors say cheese is hardest for girls to give up when dieting......its alright
TheElisaPrincess: not all that though :P
ultimateradness: no way
ultimateradness: chocolate
pigirondb: cheese
pigirondb: ask britney
X0Italianbabe90: hoos britney
X0Italianbabe90: ??
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i have more problems giving up naan
pigirondb: paris
TheElisaPrincess: chocolate...........
TheElisaPrincess: that makes my mouth water
TheElisaPrincess: much more than cheese anyways
pigirondb: you can't give up sex
pigirondb: i make your mouth water
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: indeed you cant
pigirondb: cheese and all
pigirondb: hah
TheElisaPrincess: woah pigs is coming on to me........you are drunk :P
rexstardust99: WHOA!
TheElisaPrincess: pretty smooth line though
pigirondb: I always come onto you..
TheElisaPrincess: mrhm.........not always ;-)
pigirondb: belly too
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: well he does have a library card
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and wants to check you out
TheElisaPrincess: rotflol............rack sneaks that was awesome
TheElisaPrincess: library card..........wow
pigirondb: and cum onto belly
X0Italianbabe90: hoo has a myspace???
pigirondb: elisa's belly button
Cobbasaki2: girl you must be jaimacan
Cobbasaki2: because jaimacan me crazy
pigirondb: texan
TheElisaPrincess: SO sad........on my belly? all that hot and botheredness and you finish on my stomach?
TheElisaPrincess: there is something seriously wrong with guys :P
rexstardust99: WHOA!!
pigirondb: i was being polite
rexstardust99: I'd cum in you Elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: whatever :P
pigirondb: baby maker
TheElisaPrincess: since when was polite in your vocab ;-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh that is so going in the sig
ultimateradness: Elisa wants a bun in the oven!
TheElisaPrincess: YEAH
TheElisaPrincess: i get quoted again!
Cobbasaki2: where is the ideal landing pad for you, elisa?
pigirondb: if i was impolite I'd run it across your lovely mouth
pigirondb: you sexy babe
ultimateradness: her anus
TheElisaPrincess: LOL Animal......that was funny
TheElisaPrincess: considering your coming to texas in three days.....i dont know ideal landing pad
Cobbasaki2: how about the hair, kobe bryant style?
TheElisaPrincess: aint my stomach though
ultimateradness: she wants you to cream her snatch!
TheElisaPrincess: no....shoulder length, straight curled under
rexstardust99: Elisa, when you say you want someone to cum in you, I get a woody.
TheElisaPrincess: okay mouth i could handle......thats more normal but the belly?!? Pigsy......what are you thinking
ultimateradness: ha ha ha
Cobbasaki2: you could handle the mouth but not the belly??
ultimateradness: well, she IS weird...
pigirondb: that's waht I'm saying..I was being a gentleman...
ultimateradness: she wants your hot cum in her tum
TheElisaPrincess: mrhm...........what am i gonna do with you pigs?
pigirondb: no her mouth cause she's from the south
ultimateradness: have his pig-child?
TheElisaPrincess: yup................for starters anyways
ultimateradness: ha ha
pigirondb: I thought they liked gentleman///
Cobbasaki2: we better coordinate this elisa, if we're going to be prepared
Cobbasaki2: otherwise it's going to be awkward
ultimateradness: aim high
rexstardust99: rexstardust99: Elisa, when you say you want someone to cum in you, I get a woody.
pigirondb: in apig's eye..doh
Cobbasaki2: i could just shoot it in the air and let it land wherever
Cobbasaki2: "cum what may"
pigirondb: ewan???
TheElisaPrincess: Animal........whatever
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the eyeball i think would work for her
TheElisaPrincess: im not sleeping with you
Jlfgrimm13: I could shoot and probly hit you from here.
Cobbasaki2: i didn't say anything about sleeping
TheElisaPrincess: besides Im paying for it......therefore it doesnt count as a date
ultimateradness: woah
TheElisaPrincess: no one night stand hot and lusty sex alright?
Cobbasaki2: you really think i'd let you pay for the meal?
ultimateradness: she's paying YOU to cum inside her
pigirondb: that's why's I being a gentlman
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
TheElisaPrincess: you'd better darn it :P
Cobbasaki2: i was born in texas
Cobbasaki2: i have the southern gentleman genes
TheElisaPrincess: I thought you were mr. im comin' from cali so take me out kinda guy :P
pigirondb: animalman
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwww thats so sweet animals
rexstardust99: rexstardust99: Elisa, when you say you want someone to cum in you, I get a woody.
TheElisaPrincess: whatever rexy.....sorry ill switch subjects
ultimateradness: LOLs reax.
pigirondb: fuckin bastard
rexstardust99: rexstardust99: rexstardust99: Elisa, when you say you want someone to cum in you, I get a woody.
Cobbasaki2: don't worry pig
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwww seriously? Is it this week or next animal anyways?
Cobbasaki2: when we're doing it i'll be thinking of you
TheElisaPrincess: Don't make me bring the mace animal
TheElisaPrincess: OH MY GOSH
pigirondb: he'd nitpick sex with you
TheElisaPrincess: that was cruel!
rexstardust99: RACK PI.
ultimateradness: HA HA HA! yeah, totally. king of the nitpick
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: animal remember to bring a camera
ultimateradness: definately
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just hide it on the suitcase rack
ultimateradness: but dson't tell Ash
pigirondb: and a card to nitpick shit
Cobbasaki2: i'd contest that comment pig
TheElisaPrincess: This is so sad..........ya'll trying to corrupt me and stuff
Cobbasaki2: but you're probably right
rexstardust99: yup
TheElisaPrincess: Besides im the girl with the car remember :P
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: I have 3 houses babe
ultimateradness: raise your hand if you're a girl and do NOT have a car.
TheElisaPrincess: Don't worry pigsy....nothin will happen ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: shutup usch :P
TheElisaPrincess: well i meant animals is flyin in so he wont have one
ultimateradness: I have my own car!
Cobbasaki2: i have one here
TheElisaPrincess: SO DO I ........I love my car
TheElisaPrincess: what?
TheElisaPrincess: seriously? what kind?
pigirondb: I've had sex with 48 year olds...doh
Cobbasaki2: hah, it's an '87 volvo
ultimateradness: woah!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: NOOOOOOOOOOO pigsy thats like your parent's age!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: maybei should find a client in dallas...
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwww
Cobbasaki2: michael jackson has had sex with 4 8 year olds too
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and just somehow bring my camera
Cobbasaki2: a "client"?
pigirondb: ani had sex with a tranny
TheElisaPrincess: whose ANI?
TheElisaPrincess: totally sneaks!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: elisa gina in high rez
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: mmmmmmmm
rexstardust99: rexstardust99: rexstardust99: rexstardust99: Elisa, when you say you want someone to cum in you, I get a woody.
Jlfgrimm13: crazy drunk reax.
Cobbasaki2: who are your "clients"?
TheElisaPrincess: Gina?
TheElisaPrincess: what?
TheElisaPrincess: darn it animal.........the secrets out at alast ;p
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i shall was that gina first
UltimateJaburg53: Pig Iron
Cobbasaki2: captain carrot
pigirondb: yeah
UltimateJaburg53: Have you seen the new Galactica?
ultimateradness: vaginaynay
UltimateJaburg53: Ut!
Jlfgrimm13: rubberduck
pigirondb: no..yed mini only
rexstardust99 has left the room.
pigirondb: rubberucky
UltimateJaburg53: Did you like the mini?
Jlfgrimm13: yankee poodle
Cobbasaki2: i bet nonononoxyl99whatever has
pigirondb: yankee poodle dandy
UltimateJaburg53: Lotus Eater!
Jlfgrimm13: fastback
Jlfgrimm13: little cheese!
PCG342 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: Bills??????i havent seen him ina ges
pigirondb: yes
TheElisaPrincess: since you guys pissed him off :P
Cobbasaki2: who's bills?
PCG342: who isn't pissed off at one point or another, really?
pigirondb: animalman's
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
Cobbasaki2: big red boat?
pigirondb: pimp
UltimateJaburg53: I'll be back
Cobbasaki2: sails in the afternoon?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i wonder if PE would look nice with a landing strip
UltimateJaburg53: must reboot!
pigirondb: no..she just trims
ultimateradness: no, that's me
pigirondb: for the bathing suit
PCG342: what the helll are you crackheads talking about!?
UltimateJaburg53: Pig Iron you get the sci fi channel?
pigirondb: yeah
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
UltimateJaburg53: It's on all day tomorrow
pigirondb: bald??????
PCG342: what is on all day tomorrow?
pigirondb: gaalactica
PCG342: ah. never mind.
TheElisaPrincess: i need to see that show
UltimateJaburg53: the new Battlestar Galactica
pigirondb: what I said...
UltimateJaburg53: My tivo will save it forever
PCG342: I need to never watch TV again... nothing against Galactica.
pigirondb: Animalman is in it..he plays a nitpicking cylon..
UltimateJaburg53: ok reboot bbl
UltimateJaburg53 has left the room.
Cobbasaki2: reboot
Cobbasaki2: i remember that show
Cobbasaki2: you had two spaces after "a", piggie
TheElisaPrincess: yeah he's getting tired animals
Jlfgrimm13: heh!
Jlfgrimm13: pig and cobb should take this show on the road.
pigirondb: no, I'm drinking...
Jlfgrimm13: even better!
pigirondb: little bastard
Cobbasaki2: i like this idea
PCG342: All right, I am thoroughly confused.
Cobbasaki2: it's who's on first only less sophisticated!
pigirondb: no rorshach
PCG342: I hate those things.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yay
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: woooh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: good german speakers
X0Italianbabe90: hey
pigirondb: i speak german
PCG342: what?
PCG342: this is insane!
Cobbasaki2: do you speak french?
PCG342: Excuse me... I am going to gouge my eyeballs out.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: my klipsch
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hooked up
PCG342: ah.
PCG342: ok.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sound like heaven
pigirondb: if i translate via google
PCG342: Cool.
Cobbasaki2: cool
X0Italianbabe90: im bored entertain me
Cobbasaki2: so i go to the doctor
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: elisa start table dancing!!
Cobbasaki2: he says i have cancer
Cobbasaki2: i say i want a second opinion
Cobbasaki2: he says ok you're ugly too
Cobbasaki2: wakka wakka
pigirondb: syphilis....no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ha ha
pigirondb: he nitpicked diseases too
PCG342: Where have I heard that before?
PCG342: damn...
Jlfgrimm13: heh!
TheElisaPrincess: way to go
TheElisaPrincess: i pissed proms off...................oh the joys :P
PCG342: brings back fond memories........
X0Italianbabe90: pc did u see muh pic
PCG342: how did you piss prometheus off?
X0Italianbabe90: ???
PCG342: no, I didn't. Should I have?
X0Italianbabe90: ask bunny
pigirondb: hah
X0Italianbabe90: 4 it
Jlfgrimm13: pigirondb: he nitpicked diseases too
X0Italianbabe90: or pigiron
TheElisaPrincess: Don't make me move the thread Proms
TheElisaPrincess: pissed him off
Jlfgrimm13: I'm tellin you, this is gold! GOLD!
TheElisaPrincess: oopsy.........
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its in the welcom thread
PCG342: that pissed him off?
UltimateJaburg53 has entered the room.
PCG342: how did that piss him off!?
pigirondb: it all pisses me off
PCG342: of course it does.
pigirondb: i can't figure animalman or pro
PCG342: We all go a little mad, sometimes.
TheElisaPrincess: You may want to review the terms and conditions you signed when you joined this message board
TheElisaPrincess: oh the joys
PCG342: what terms and conditions? did I sell my body to Rob or Rex!?
PCG342: oh, god dammit.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: shut up and get your ass on the table and dance for us princess
UltimateJaburg53: yes!
TheElisaPrincess: Lol sneaks......that's why i dont get drunk
TheElisaPrincess: or ill do something stupid like that :P
Jlfgrimm13: gin?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hey i resent that
X0Italianbabe90: sum1 send me a hat 2 chat 1,2,or 3 please
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: stupid isn't til yo run downt he street naked on new years
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: not like i'd know......
PCG342: been there, done that.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: several times
Jlfgrimm13: rum n coke?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i advise not d


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Uschi said:
X0Italianbabe90: hey
ultimateradness: what the fuck now?
X0Italianbabe90: ?
X0Italianbabe90: i wanna talk 2 u
ultimateradness: fine
ultimateradness: go ahead
X0Italianbabe90: can u send me a chat real fast please
ultimateradness: a ...chat?
ultimateradness: retard.
X0Italianbabe90: uea
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: yea? do you mean "yeah" or "Yay"?
X0Italianbabe90: juss send me a chat
ultimateradness: rkmbs
ultimateradness: go
X0Italianbabe90: send it 2 me
ultimateradness: what are you going on about? do you want a saved chat?
ultimateradness: like, saved old dialogue?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
ultimateradness: I don't save chats
X0Italianbabe90: o ok

X0Italianbabe90: then invite me 2 rkmbs
ultimateradness: you know you can invite yourself, right?
X0Italianbabe90: yea
X0Italianbabe90: ]
ultimateradness: stop teasing my cock
X0Italianbabe90: but its easier 4 sum1 else invite me?
X0Italianbabe90: wat??
ultimateradness: no, no it isn't.
ultimateradness: it is extremely easy to invite yourself to a chat
X0Italianbabe90: im not teasing ur cock


ultimateradness: takes, like... three seconds. tops.
X0Italianbabe90: u dont have 1 u have a pussy
ultimateradness: everyone has a left nut
ultimateradness: I call mine Fused.
X0Italianbabe90: ok?
ultimateradness: besides, how do you know? I'm a hermaphrodite.
ultimateradness: I have a small cock and it doesn't work right
ultimateradness: but I have one.
ultimateradness: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
X0Italianbabe90: ew
ultimateradness: don't judge, whore
X0Italianbabe90: i aint

X0Italianbabe90: i sed ew bc u sed ultimateradness [12:38 AM]: I also have an extensive collection of detatchable penii
ultimateradness: "ew" is not an appropriate response to a birth disorder
ultimateradness: you're racist.
X0Italianbabe90: no not realli
ultimateradness: well, you seem to hate America
ultimateradness: what with the way you blatently disregard our adopted tongue
X0Italianbabe90: wat?
ultimateradness: exactly.
X0Italianbabe90: shut up
ultimateradness: then stop IMing me
X0Italianbabe90: i want 2

ultimateradness: whore




Uschi, just send her the damn chat and we can all go home!

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The rkmbs room kept booting us, so now were in rkmbschat.


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Yeah, I noticed that as well.

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Well I learned alot from reading the chat transcript:

Quote:


ultimateradness: I also have your number
pigirondb: yes




She has your number Pigsy?????? CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Quote:

Animals said:
Cobbasaki2: pig iron is so mysterious, he types in italics





LOL!!!!!! Rack the Animals!


And my brief but funny sarcastic moment in chat. In response to Pj begging for a picture:
Quote:

TheElisaPrincess: whY [does he want it]? the pj loser thread :P
Cobbasaki2: oh snap




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pe it wasn't even a bad conversation..like the one where you called bsams and mxy losers....and stuff.....hah.


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Quote:

PrincessElisa said:
Well I learned alot from reading the chat transcript:

Quote:


ultimateradness: I also have your number
pigirondb: yes




She has your number Pigsy?????? CHEATER!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Quote:

Animals said:
Cobbasaki2: pig iron is so mysterious, he types in italics





LOL!!!!!! Rack the Animals!


And my brief but funny sarcastic moment in chat. In response to Pj begging for a picture:
Quote:

TheElisaPrincess: whY [does he want it]? the pj loser thread :P
Cobbasaki2: oh snap





First off, I never begged......secondly if you go to my thread in off topic "should retarded people be allowed to have children" you will see what I wanted the pic for......that is all.

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yeahs


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Okay guys my apologies!

I was teasing ya'll and some people took it to heart and for that I am truly sorry!

Btw, the chat last night was the most fun and bestest ever!


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fuck you should go to off topic where youd be appreciated!




Really and truly???

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You have just entered room "rkmbs."
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: thursday has entered the room
A G Wednesday: good morning, everyone.
rexstardust99: morning
A G Wednesday: is it wednesday again yet?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: chi chip
PCG342: Good morning, Wednesday.
PCG342: no. you're a day late.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sorry try again
A G Wednesday: good morning, Sneaky B., reax, and PCG5423543
A G Wednesday: damn it!
PCG342: 3.
PCG342: 4.
PCG342: 2
A G Wednesday: why can't it be wednesday?
PCG342: NOT HARD TO REMEMBER!
A G Wednesday: like, what...ever!
TheElisaPrincess: WED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCG342: God is ashamed of you, so he got rid of Wednesday.
TheElisaPrincess: hurricane is headed your way babe
PJPGYRO: Hi Tuesday
TheElisaPrincess: did ya here?
PJPGYRO: hear
A G Wednesday: Hey, PJP and Princess.
PJPGYRO: not here
rexstardust99: A hurricane? In Florida? Shocking!
PCG342: and you call yourself a teacher...
PJPGYRO: hi WED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PCG342: Is that sarchasm I hear, Rex?
PJPGYRO: sarcasm
PJPGYRO: not sachasm
A G Wednesday: PJP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
rexstardust99: Fucking tard.
PJPGYRO: Yo beeyothc
A G Wednesday: heh. 1.
PJPGYRO: lol
PCG342: 1) yes it is sarcasm. 2) nobody caught the "hear/here" thing?!
A G Wednesday: in the Navy they called me "Sexy Bitch"
PCG342: I wouldn't doubt it.
A G Wednesday: the male:femal ratio was less than adequate.
TheElisaPrincess: Dennis or something like it
PJPGYRO: oh good one R2D2
TheElisaPrincess: dennis the "meance :P" texas was sayin
TheElisaPrincess: i meant HEAR pcg
TheElisaPrincess: like on the radio
TheElisaPrincess: not here as in the chat ;P
PJPGYRO: Sexy Bitch
PJPGYRO: I would call you that
rexstardust99: yes?
TheElisaPrincess: call who pj?
PJPGYRO: but people would think we are gay for each other
A G Wednesday: so i just tried IMing PJP. didn't work.
TheElisaPrincess: pretty sad when a girl has to have you elaborate
PJPGYRO: sorry Ill fix that
TheElisaPrincess: that soundS SOOOOOO klintony pjs :P
A G Wednesday: ELISA!!!
A G Wednesday: there we go.
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwwww yeah wed acknolwedge me ;-)
PCG342: who the hell is R2D2?!
TheElisaPrincess: did you see i changed my sig? you have such awesome quotes!
A G Wednesday: [19:13] A G Wednesday: Hey, PJP and Princess.
TheElisaPrincess: I have a feeling i8ts gonna be a sloooooooow night at the mbs
TheElisaPrincess: lol wed........sorry didnt see it
PCG342: hahahaha
TheElisaPrincess: my cell reminder went off (supposed to call glacy tonight)
PCG342: step 1: Insert foot in mouth.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: elisa's barn door is wide open
TheElisaPrincess: whatever sneaks! :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the animals have escaped
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: pleas epick up the white phone
TheElisaPrincess: whit ephone? Im so confuzzled
TheElisaPrincess: shoulda read animal farm
rexstardust99: heh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hahaha
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes'er that barn dooor is wild open
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wide
TheElisaPrincess: hey im hick..........barn doors?!? what....dont tell me thats a vague sexual reference
TheElisaPrincess: somebody was saying something earlier......and i thought it was perverted, yeah it wasn't
PCG342: well, I'm off for a walk. I shall return.
TheElisaPrincess: yall are poisoning my mind :P
TheElisaPrincess: bye pcg
rexstardust99: Please don't.
TheElisaPrincess: its raining here so i cant go for a *sniff* walk
PCG342: for you, Rex. I'll take my time.
PCG342 has left the room.
A G Wednesday: Princess is ignoring my IM.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh princess its a blonde moment reference
A G Wednesday: Now how am I supposed to cyber?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: with llance i suppose
A G Wednesday: Llance is a sexy bitch.
rexstardust99: yes
A G Wednesday: it's a shame more people don't realize that.
PJPGYRO: nice man boobs
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: those are the best titties ever
TheElisaPrincess: sorry wed i was in the arcade
A G Wednesday: big ol' sweaty man tits!
TheElisaPrincess: as my score gets worse every day ;(
A G Wednesday: LIAR!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha you suck
TheElisaPrincess: totally bunnys
TheElisaPrincess: it soooooooooo sad
rexstardust99: yes it is.
rexstardust99: I haven't been in the arcade in weeks.
TheElisaPrincess: lol rex.......my scores have hit an all time low
TheElisaPrincess: stay away :P
TheElisaPrincess: its addicting after all
PJPGYRO: so is pussy
rexstardust99: yes
rexstardust99: It is.
A G Wednesday: YES!
TheElisaPrincess: so wed raised an interesting point
A G Wednesday: sorry.
TheElisaPrincess: haircuts? bangs or not?
TheElisaPrincess: on girls i mean
rexstardust99: I never cared for bangs.
TheElisaPrincess: whats more attractive.....seriously i didnt know
TheElisaPrincess: LOL Wed ok ok point made :P
PJPGYRO: I have never been a huge fan of bangs
TheElisaPrincess: alright...........wow who knew
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: me neither
A G Wednesday: on me? defintely no bangs.
A G Wednesday: i go for the bald look.
rexstardust99: Its a little girls haircut.
A G Wednesday: exactly.
rexstardust99: I win again.
A G Wednesday: it doesn't make you look womanly.
rexstardust99: !
PJPGYRO: well when you put it that way
TheElisaPrincess: lol wed bald look :P
PJPGYRO: he shaves his pee pee too
TheElisaPrincess: besides me wednesday
TheElisaPrincess: i was talkin chicks in geneeral
A G Wednesday: I DO!
A G Wednesday: oh. bangs in general are a no-no.
PJPGYRO: I shave my balls for snaeky
A G Wednesday: it looks like you don't take care of your hair.
PJPGYRO: unless she runs out of floss
A G Wednesday: like you just let it flop.
rexstardust99: I shave my balls for chewy.
A G Wednesday: i know you don't, but that's what it looks like.
A G Wednesday: you too, rex?
rexstardust99: yes
A G Wednesday: AWESHOME!
PJPGYRO: Itrim it
rexstardust99: chewy is a damn sexy man.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eeeww shaved balls are gross
PJPGYRO: yes he is
A G Wednesday: yes.
A G Wednesday: you'd rather hairy balls, sneaky?
PJPGYRO: sounds like a thread for the womens forum
rexstardust99: yes
PJPGYRO: do you shave your balls?
TheElisaPrincess: Ive learned alot about boys this week......they dont like pregnant chicks, and now they dont like bangs
rexstardust99: Start one elisa.
TheElisaPrincess: yall gotta clue me in..........what else?
PJPGYRO: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: trimmed
rexstardust99: We like big boobs.
PJPGYRO: that would be funny from elisa
rexstardust99: I like long straight hair.
A G Wednesday: elisa, let me explain something.
PJPGYRO: and spread legs
PJPGYRO: big gaping wide vaginas
rexstardust99: I'm not a fan of a lot of makeup.
PJPGYRO: me neither
TheElisaPrincess: yeah.............girls dont wear a lot either
A G Wednesday: generally, men like to see a woman made up, but as far as the face goes, she has to look like she hasn't made herself up.
TheElisaPrincess: Yeah wed......thats a given
PJPGYRO: yeah and easy to fuck
PJPGYRO: but not to easy
TheElisaPrincess: plus it takes wayyyyyyy too much effort to put everything on
TheElisaPrincess: im an eyemakeup/lipstick girl
TheElisaPrincess: not that big on foundation
A G Wednesday: in other words, never overdo the eye shadow or the cheek...stuff, or the lipstick.
rexstardust99: yes
TheElisaPrincess: i come from a bpatist family aint a problem for me wecd
A G Wednesday: you'd probably look even better if you stuck to a more natural tone of lipstick.
A G Wednesday: who the %$%@$# is wecd???
TheElisaPrincess: yeah i know........the one my pictures were taken in melted in my car :P
A G Wednesday: the name is Wed!
TheElisaPrincess: stupid texas heat
A G Wednesday: or Thur, depending on the day.
TheElisaPrincess: wed the phone rang......i cant type AND answer it ya know
A G Wednesday: dang it, woman!
PJPGYRO: all done
A G Wednesday: btw, i just read PJP's above comment. he is correct.
PJPGYRO: good idea for a thread sneaky
rexstardust99: Cleavage is always a plus.
PJPGYRO: the pic with the shit on it
A G Wednesday: make us put in some effort, then give it to us like the world ends tonight.
TheElisaPrincess: rex.........my cleavage is good
PJPGYRO: If I win I want a blowjob
rexstardust99: Pics pease.
PJPGYRO: that is a 20 dollar value
TheElisaPrincess: lol pjs :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: so sad not to have cleavage
PJPGYRO: not too toothy
A G Wednesday: $30 is you live in Florida!
A G Wednesday: not that i know.
PJPGYRO: lol
A G Wednesday: anywho....
TheElisaPrincess: i concur sneaks
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no really it is
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: even more so when your gifted a fake boob shot girl vest for a bday
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwwwwwww sneaks
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i have to admit having vodka shoot out a nipple is fun
A G Wednesday: what on Earth are you talking about?
PJPGYRO: sneaky even if you have small titties
PJPGYRO: I still want to cum on them
PJPGYRO: so its all good
A G Wednesday: <--Proud member of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: get in line
A G Wednesday: (since 2001)
PJPGYRO:
A G Wednesday: I salute you.
PJPGYRO: (for life)
PJPGYRO: at ease Sexy Bitch
A G Wednesday: aye!
A G Wednesday: i at ease and the room dies.
A G Wednesday: so sad.
TheElisaPrincess: in the arcade :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i think i just found a way to get elisa naked
rexstardust99: how?
PJPGYRO: in the arcade?
A G Wednesday: let me know.
PJPGYRO: clever sneaky
TheElisaPrincess: poor wed
TheElisaPrincess: i cant get naked sneaks.......im teaching remember...itll haunt me/get me fired
PJPGYRO: no it won't
rexstardust99: I won't tell anyone.
PJPGYRO: after you get naked and freaky
rexstardust99: Just send the pics to me.
PJPGYRO: you don't go to work the next day and tell anyone
PJPGYRO: Hey boss i got rammed last night
PJPGYRO: bad idea
rexstardust99: I responded to your thread PJP.
PJPGYRO: keep it to yourself and you will be ok
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes its quite simple now that i got accepted to northwood
PJPGYRO: I saw thank you all
TheElisaPrincess: watever rex.......we went over public ed policty today ;P
rexstardust99: I promise I won't give them to anyone.
TheElisaPrincess: rexy.....i cannot ethically do it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll blurr your face
rexstardust99: prude
rexstardust99: chat killer.
rexstardust99: < chat killer
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sock fucker
A G Wednesday: yeah!
rexstardust99: that to.
TheElisaPrincess: lol sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: that was awesome!
TheElisaPrincess: btw i just read your myspace thingy.....sorry bout the best friend
TheElisaPrincess: I SOOOO Know the feeling
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah its fixed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i chewed him out one night
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: beer comesin handy for that
TheElisaPrincess: i dont blame ya ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: i kept my cool but it still ticks me off
TheElisaPrincess: i have to go through her to just sit down and talk with him'
TheElisaPrincess: we cant hang out anymore unless she comes along.....it snot hte same
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah everyone i hang out with is like htat lately
TheElisaPrincess: i know..............so sad!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: either that or they lock themselves in my bathroom and talk on the phone
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: those bills are always fun to look at
TheElisaPrincess: no way?!? Did you have it out with them
rexstardust99: (the women took over the chat)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i started charging cover for parties here
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: covers the phone bill
TheElisaPrincess: totally wrong
TheElisaPrincess: brb..........im gonna try out my lap and see if i can get the net workin
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hehehe elis'as trying out her fishnets
PJPGYRO: see ya guys later
rexstardust99: later
PJPGYRO: i may be back for a littl ebit later
PJPGYRO has left the room.
PCG342 has entered the room.
PCG342: As promised, I have returned.
PCG342: Sorry, rex.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the tree pixie is back
PCG342: damn straight!
PCG342: I left my tree to...
PCG342: go walk in the woods.
PCG342: of all things to do.
A G Wednesday has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: YEAH I got my laptop to work ;-)
rexstardust99: NO!
PCG342: heh.
PCG342: congratulations.
TheElisaPrincess: Sweetness...........no if i could jus get the wireless hub set up lie would be sweet
rexstardust99: Your boyfriend is on his way.
TheElisaPrincess: my voydeiwns?
TheElisaPrincess: cant type
TheElisaPrincess: im nor uaws ro rhw wyvoES Sen ir
pigirondb has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: im no used to this keyboard darn it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: don't worry princess
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll come do it for you
PCG342: heya, PI!
pigirondb: no one is used to you pe
TheElisaPrincess: i cant get it to work grrr
TheElisaPrincess: heyp igsy1
pigirondb: hey pcg
pigirondb: is chewy booberry
rexstardust99: yes
PCG342: unfortunately, yes. ;-)
A G Wednesday has entered the room.
pigirondb: hey it finally worked..I have lag time
TheElisaPrincess: *sniffs* i cant get the color to work ;(*
TheElisaPrincess: stupid LAP :P
pigirondb: ask wednesday
PCG342: That's a crying shame.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: go to your prefs sweety thang
TheElisaPrincess: Shutup pc :P
TheElisaPrincess: i know sweetes :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll be right over
PCG342: hey! I was being sincere!!
TheElisaPrincess: I know sneaks..........i downloaded the latest version of gaim so thas probably why :P
PCG342: heehee... who wants something [albeit trivial] to give MagicJay shit about?
TheElisaPrincess: GOT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TheElisaPrincess: one second
TheElisaPrincess: YES
TheElisaPrincess: its back *yeah*
rexstardust99: owner of a lonely heart!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its not comic sans though!!!!
PCG342: No takers on the MJ thing?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ;P GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRR
TheElisaPrincess: IT SOOO BEAUTIFUL :P
TheElisaPrincess: now it is..........kina sorta
TheElisaPrincess: KINDA
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: OKAY!! ;p
TheElisaPrincess: thank sneaks for being patient with me.........whens you big move date? i love my lap o
PCG342: I'm sure she loves your lap, too.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no big date really now that there's rats there
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and i still have dry wall to finsih
rexstardust99: Looks like I got new neighbors.
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwww poor sneakys, i thought there was just the one
rexstardust99: Its a woman.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no i found where they were living under the shed
rexstardust99: HAven't seen her yet.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i've had a fun day killing the bastards
TheElisaPrincess: did yall set traps?
TheElisaPrincess: i hate rats in my garage one
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: traps pfft
TheElisaPrincess: onCe
TheElisaPrincess: it was fun :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: rat poison baby
PCG342: what are you using? oh, fuck rat poison!
PCG342: poor timing on my behalf.
TheElisaPrincess: we used traps
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nah
PCG342: heh... I sit in my barn and shoot the little bastards.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you dig under my shed your ass is dead
PCG342: whoops... I mean "I sit in my tree"
TheElisaPrincess: testin
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrr :P
rexstardust99: icles!
TheElisaPrincess: lol pc :P
TheElisaPrincess: tryin to change you guys color so i can see whose typing
rexstardust99: I'm white!
PCG342: testingicles. that's kinda funny, yet disturbing.
TheElisaPrincess: just the screen names are hard to see :P
TheElisaPrincess: grrrrrrrrrr
TheElisaPrincess: ill figure this ou on of these days
TheElisaPrincess: This is kina cool though.........gotta love laps :P
PCG342: gotta love lap dances?
TheElisaPrincess: laptop ssilly :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah i need ot order one
PCG342: which?
PCG342: both?
PCG342: either?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: both
TheElisaPrincess: yeah the school district gave me this one *yeahs*
PCG342: what's the shipping and... err... handling charge on that lapdance?
TheElisaPrincess: fo "school purposes" during school hous
pigirondb: fucking government
TheElisaPrincess: lol pc :P
TheElisaPrincess: yeahp c
TheElisaPrincess: can you belive this London stuff?
pigirondb: yes, unfortunatley
PCG342: unfortunately, yes.
PCG342: god damn you, pig iron.
TheElisaPrincess: its so sad and shockin at the same time
pigirondb: I mispelled though
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fucking cochroaches
TheElisaPrincess: its ok ;-)
PCG342: my timing is impeccable tonight!
TheElisaPrincess: sneaks speakin of which........braums has peanut butter and chocolae sundaes now....im SO glad I don have money1
pigirondb: impeckerable?
PCG342: impeckerable.
TheElisaPrincess: I hope they strin gup the guys responsible
TheElisaPrincess: lol px
TheElisaPrincess: PC
PCG342: kind of like testingicles.
pigirondb: who is responsible..nameless faceless people...
TheElisaPrincess: we could always nuke their country :P
pigirondb: it sucks
PCG342: also known as the scum of the earth.
TheElisaPrincess: totally
pigirondb: which country
rexstardust99: arabs
pigirondb: there is no country
rexstardust99: or the french
PCG342: guck it... just do away with the entire continent!
PCG342: both of them
pigirondb: and antarctica
PCG342: whoops. misspelled "fuck".
PCG342: why antarctica?!
pigirondb: penguins
PCG342: antarctica never did anything!
PCG342: Penguins are sexy.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yah well least the english know the difference between paki's and dots
PCG342: I beat off to penguins.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: can't say the same for americans
pigirondb: no, seriously, what do you do..invade Iraq?????
pigirondb: hindu and muslim????
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh, kinda, indian and paki's
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: people here are too dumb to know the difference between raj and ayham
pigirondb: muslim indians too
pigirondb: it's complicated
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: there's a very small percent of indians that are muslim
pigirondb: no..there are a billion indians...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: very few muslims in india
PCG342: that are muslim? no.
pigirondb: a small percent is huge
PCG342: Africa, on the other hand.
PCG342: is well over 90 percent Muslim.
TheElisaPrincess: lol pc i have a cartoon abou penguins somewhere
PCG342: ...
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just need to kill the fucking cochroaches
PCG342: get a lighter and a can of hairspray.
PCG342: works like magic. trust me.
TheElisaPrincess: i hate cockroaches
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: on muslims?
PCG342: ...
TheElisaPrincess: this is the first place i lived where they didnt exist praise God
PCG342: and cockroaches.
pigirondb: 120 million muslim Indians in 1992
PCG342: but, that's a very tiny number, in the grand scheme of things.
PCG342: that's like....
PCG342: rex's dick.
TheElisaPrincess: http://www.cs.man.ac.uk/~liz/images/cartoon_penguin_logic.gif
TheElisaPrincess: jus for pc
pigirondb: that's huge for a hindi country
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: not really
PCG342: heh.
pigirondb: whatever
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: want a big fucking percentage come here
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: my god
pigirondb: that's like saying african americans aren't important in the US
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: course they are
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they control the population
pigirondb: they are barely 20 percent of the pop
TheElisaPrincess: wow pigsy...........i used to work with a muslim, she was cool though :-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: exactly my point
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i dated one
pigirondb: so they aren't important????
TheElisaPrincess: but there are alway extremists no matter wha tht religio
PCG342: I have yet to meet a muslim I didn't like.
TheElisaPrincess: seroiulsy sneaks?? did he want you to convert and everything
PCG342: I'm sure the day will come.
PCG342: and rex will say something polite to me.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
TheElisaPrincess: Sounds like Pigsy has been doing his homework
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: he made me got ot temple or whatever a feew times
PCG342: but was that really all that bad?
pigirondb: i always do homework
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no it was just really odd
TheElisaPrincess: why did pj changed his avatar to rob's blog thing? So strange
rexstardust99: Everyone is.
TheElisaPrincess: i know pigsy......i jusst meant abou the terrorist
TheElisaPrincess: why?
rexstardust99: MisterJLA started it.
TheElisaPrincess: I missed another trend alraedy?!?
rexstardust99: yup
pigirondb: I'm saying who are extremists and who are regular 3 times daily muslims???it's difficult to decipher
PCG342: is there a difference?
PCG342: I'm sorry, that was stupid.
A G Wednesday: yeah it was.
TheElisaPrincess: OH MY GOSH pigsy that was such a sweet pot to nowhereman
A G Wednesday: you can go back to your regular conversation now.
TheElisaPrincess: hes gotta appreciate it, already immed him to make sur ehe was ok
DECTECTlVE BUNNY:
TheElisaPrincess: cute smiley sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: i agree with you pigsy, its all so shocking, i still cant comprehend it all
TheElisaPrincess: oen day london i shte hot of olympic games and the next morning........its like wow1
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
TheElisaPrincess: Wish there was someway in life we could jus predict horrendou tragedies and prevent them
A G Wednesday: we can.
pigirondb: i think it has more to do with the g-8 thing
rexstardust99: One day London is the host of the olympic games and the next morning...........its like wow!
A G Wednesday: it's called time travel.
rexstardust99: I think I translated that correctly.
TheElisaPrincess: yeah........at least they are going through with the summit
Glacier16 has entered the room.
A G Wednesday: i also think it has more to do with G-8.
PCG342 has left the room.
rexstardust99: finally
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its interesting though
pigirondb: finally?
rexstardust99: PCgay left.
rexstardust99: Finally.
pigirondb: oh
A G Wednesday: wouldn't surprise me if this had more to do with taking attention away from Africa and/or other G-8 topics.
pigirondb: who is that?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i saw a major spike is border partrol here. then again major sporting event is why
TheElisaPrincess: GLACY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pigirondb: G-8 stuff is crazy....
A G Wednesday: crazy like a motha fuck
TheElisaPrincess: So what is the summit meeting abou anyways?
TheElisaPrincess: world peace?
A G Wednesday: whoa.
rexstardust99: Helping poor countries.
TheElisaPrincess: ill go look it up..........
rexstardust99: Its the eight richest countries meeting up to plan things.
TheElisaPrincess: seriously rex? all this over helpin poor countries? it snot like allyin together against terrorism?
rexstardust99: That to.
A G Wednesday: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G8
A G Wednesday: best source, probably.
A G Wednesday: best one i was able to find, me thinks.
TheElisaPrincess: the boards down or just my browser?
Glacier16: down, mine too
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: donw
rexstardust99: mine too.
TheElisaPrincess: ok
rexstardust99: Rob went on vacation, that means the boards go down.
pigirondb: watch girl in a cafe on hbo this month..good movie
TheElisaPrincess: rob mus be doing somethin to it then
TheElisaPrincess: seriously rex
TheElisaPrincess: in the middle of the g8
TheElisaPrincess: ?
TheElisaPrincess: always meant to watch that on pigsy
rexstardust99: The last big crash was when Rob went on vacation.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
TheElisaPrincess: but his blog hasnt said anythin about a vacation
TheElisaPrincess: maybe for "natioanl security???"
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: and we were all stuck at sammitchs
TheElisaPrincess: or its overloaded from everybody postin gmaybe
rexstardust99: Its working again.
TheElisaPrincess: boards included?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its slow for me
Glacier16: yeah
A G Wednesday: http://www.rkmbs.com/postlist.php/Cat/0/Board/UBB20
pigirondb: works though
Glacier16: heh
TheElisaPrincess: *sings* had a bad day
TheElisaPrincess: yeah supppeerrr slow
A G Wednesday: ELISA
TheElisaPrincess: WED
TheElisaPrincess: i was downloadin firefox....sorry hon n;-)
TheElisaPrincess: and you didnt im me this time...see i am here
A G Wednesday: heh.
A G Wednesday: firefox is a good choice, eli.
A G Wednesday: stick with it.
TheElisaPrincess: wow wed is prou dof me ;-) i feel all warm and fuzzy inside
A G Wednesday: ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: i prefer netscape but since its the schools lap whatever they say goes
A G Wednesday: everyone's switching over. you're not alone.
A G Wednesday: i did it months ago. glad i did.
A G Wednesday: first piece of software i downloaded to my new comp from the internet.
pigirondb: i downloaded aim
TheElisaPrincess: yeah rkmbing works
A G Wednesday: TRILLIAN
pigirondb: they have afucked up toolbar attachment..bastards
TheElisaPrincess: trillian tha thin forze on me so many times
TheElisaPrincess: i like gaim better
A G Wednesday: trillian is the bomb.
A G Wednesday: trillian basic, to be exact.
rexstardust99: Firefox runs too slow on my computer.
rexstardust99: Wish it didn't.
A G Wednesday: yeah, that's a shame, rex.
A G Wednesday: it really is worth it.
rexstardust99: I know.
rexstardust99: I use it on other computers.
rexstardust99: Google is finally releasing their toolbar for firefox.
A G Wednesday: that's smart.
rexstardust99: Thats the one thing I didn't like about firefox.
rexstardust99: I'm gonna download it and see if I can mess with it.
TheElisaPrincess: i have dsl rex so its no ttoo bad
TheElisaPrincess: totally "aweshomE:
rexstardust99: Its not my connection, its my computer.
TheElisaPrincess: one sec........gotta call somone blls ;-)
rexstardust99: Google toolbar for firefox story.
rexstardust99 has left the room.
pigirondb: yay..cough
TheElisaPrincess: bbiab.......phone call
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: elisa's booty call.....
pigirondb: animalman?
A G Wednesday: yes.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damnit i need to go see that
TheElisaPrincess: nm
TheElisaPrincess: not animal
TheElisaPrincess: supposed to call glacy tonight
TheElisaPrincess: but i have to wait an hou cuz its on a cell
TheElisaPrincess: free long distance for any home phone number but to call someone's cell i have to wait till after nine
TheElisaPrincess: animal hasnt called me
TheElisaPrincess: i don think he's gonna meet up with me here
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: hey rex!!!
TheElisaPrincess: i killed it :P
rexstardust99: Hey Elisaers!
rexstardust99: Yup.
rexstardust99: I'm using firefox now.
rexstardust99: Doesn't seem too slow.
A G Wednesday: Ut!
rexstardust99: I don't want to arrange all my favorites again.
A G Wednesday: you can import them straight in, rex.
TheElisaPrincess: you shouldnt have to rearrange them
TheElisaPrincess: yeah just import them straight in
rexstardust99: I know, but it puts everything in alphabitical order.
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhh thats sucky
TheElisaPrincess: oh yeah my kids going to nationals you guys
A G Wednesday: yeah.
A G Wednesday: RKMBS should be number 4!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YEAH
TheElisaPrincess: number 4?
rexstardust99: The way I have mine set up is the forums folder is first, with RKMBS the first in the folder.
A G Wednesday: yeah.
A G Wednesday: Sneaky agreed, Princess.
A G Wednesday: You should be more like her.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you should
pigirondb: no, sort of though
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i shall come down there and corrupt her
TheElisaPrincess: Sneaky agreed with what?
A G Wednesday: yeah.
rexstardust99: Thats what I was going to do.
TheElisaPrincess: no i refused to be corruped........has to be on innocent person left in the world
pigirondb: corrupt her
TheElisaPrincess: PIGSY
TheElisaPrincess: :P
rexstardust99: There will always be snarf.
TheElisaPrincess: I like snarfs alot........but no
pigirondb: hah
pigirondb: and gauyla
pigirondb: gayla
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its my job, seeing as i got into norhtwood down there
pigirondb: is that a porn name
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sounds like it
pigirondb: north wood
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tee hee
pigirondb: hi I'm north wood, I'm her to clean your pipes
A G Wednesday has left the room.
pigirondb: I can't type for shit tonight
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: or rider strong
pigirondb: hah
TheElisaPrincess: gayla?
TheElisaPrincess: what?
TheElisaPrincess: speakin of jobs, wha are you gonna do when you move sneaks?
rexstardust99: WAT!
pigirondb: honor backside
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'm moving only eight miles away
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: puts me closer to work actually
pigirondb: sneaks will freak
TheElisaPrincess: http://www.gymnastforums.com/index.php?showtopic=2323
TheElisaPrincess: why will she freak?
pigirondb: I won't go there..those innocent kids
TheElisaPrincess: Pigsy is nastia.......picturse of her competing in houston from this past weekend actually
pigirondb: pe?
TheElisaPrincess: i feel sick to my stomach......why???
pigirondb: sneaky was a born freak
pigirondb: u r pregnant
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tis true
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i popped out with a joint and a fifth of jager
pigirondb: see
TheElisaPrincess: whatever sneakys
pigirondb: freaky deeky sneaky
pigirondb: i need to take a leaky
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eeeww
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: don't go there
pigirondb: you don't like the shower
TheElisaPrincess: i locw rh AONF
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: or i'll have to tell you how many soda bottles i counted today with piss in them
TheElisaPrincess: I love tha commericla
TheElisaPrincess: i love jason mraz.....
TheElisaPrincess: ewww sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: thas nasty
pigirondb: we are all balls nasty
TheElisaPrincess: you bf not know when to use the bathroom :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: actually no he's quite good at that
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: even washes it off
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
pigirondb: hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: went to detroit to get tamales, count soda bottles on the road
pigirondb: nasty bastards
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh gotcha sneaks......that is nasty
pigirondb: it's probably safer than using the johns in the service station though
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: especially down there
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: don't know what will anal rape you
pigirondb: down there?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ohio
pigirondb: har har...
pigirondb: I live in ohio...
TheElisaPrincess: yeah remember sneaks :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: eh if you didn't have good fireworks and cheap smokes you'd be our landfill
pigirondb: cigs just went up
pigirondb: ann arbor is a whore
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hehehe
pigirondb: we have toledo and cleveland to block you..thankfully
pigirondb: they are the dregs of Ohio
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: toledo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hahahah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: home of katie holmes hammer toes
pigirondb: I went to toledo once and saw a man getting beaten down on the street and pulled into a car..I never went back
pigirondb: you mean tom's lil bitch
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we all have our shit holes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: sadly michigans is the whole downriver area
TheElisaPrincess: wow pigs.........that would scare me to death
pigirondb: Thankfully it flows into the lake
TheElisaPrincess: but michigan has sand dunes/lakes/tulip/cherry festirvals
TheElisaPrincess: traverse city
pigirondb: hah..above detroit
TheElisaPrincess: holland........that was a cute place
pigirondb: and flint
TheElisaPrincess: never been there
pigirondb: that island is nice
pigirondb: mackinack or something
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bobalow?
TheElisaPrincess: woah pigsy has travelled the state apparently
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: macinac is great
pigirondb: i like the left part of MI
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: the bible thumper side
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
pigirondb: it's detached from MU
pigirondb: wolverines..aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TheElisaPrincess: wolverines? college mascot of some kind?
pigirondb: :-(
pigirondb: I know longhorns..damn
pigirondb: I think they were compensating
TheElisaPrincess: i don tlike the longhorns
TheElisaPrincess: its all good pigsy ;0
TheElisaPrincess: heck my college didnt even have a football team
pigirondb: it wasn't a college then
pigirondb: it was aschool for wayward girls and boys or just girls
TheElisaPrincess: girl to guy ratio was ilke: 5:1 or something
pigirondb: yeah..you tramps
pigirondb: fivesomes...damn
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wow thats alot of dick
TheElisaPrincess: five girls to every guy piggs
TheElisaPrincess: which meat most of us didnt date
TheElisaPrincess: stupid mosquitos
TheElisaPrincess: ho did they get in my hosse *brb*
pigirondb: meat..hah
pigirondb: no dating just meat
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: spank that ass!
pigirondb: hosse..hah
TheElisaPrincess: lol pigsy........there wasnt tha tmuch meat to choose from..they were all bad, perverted lil ministerialstudents
TheElisaPrincess: you were askin to be raped if you went ou with them :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
pigirondb: sick fucks..then it isn't just the catholi=c church..(which i knew)..sick fucks...
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: yup wron x
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you do that alot
pigirondb: there is no wrong x
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ew
pigirondb: brown eye, pie eye, blue eye, wide mouth eye.....
pigirondb: my my
TheElisaPrincess: ya know when closing windows pisy
pigirondb: that would be for privacy when i come to your house and treat you like a dirty girl
TheElisaPrincess: well for you i'll make an exception ;-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
pigirondb: I must spank that hosse
TheElisaPrincess: since when were you into spanking? Ive missed out on a lot with you apprently
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh come on elisa
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you know you'd like htat hand print to show all your friends
TheElisaPrincess: LOL sneakys
pigirondb: nah, the situation dictates....
TheElisaPrincess: what on my butt?
rexstardust99: Do what on your butt?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nice purple handprint
pigirondb: everything
TheElisaPrincess: oh yeah thas something im gonna show off
TheElisaPrincess: purple????????? how the heck would i be able to sit down if he bruised me?
pigirondb: we could take apicture
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its not that hard
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ice works
TheElisaPrincess: LOL sneaks.........
pigirondb: I wouldn't bruise..just nice red swelling
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah red
TheElisaPrincess: yeah.....and id have to ry to teach with a huge red swellin gon my butt not to mention tryin to run an hou with it
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes thats nice too
TheElisaPrincess: tha would freakin hurt
pigirondb: then I'd go between the cheeks..i mean the sheets..hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its all fat though
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: doesn't hurt that much
pigirondb: soooooooooooooooooo
TheElisaPrincess: LOL sneakys..................TMI!
pigirondb: yours is all fat tooooooooo
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: don't make me upload hte pics!
TheElisaPrincess: uhuh pigsy.........i been exercising
TheElisaPrincess: its gotten muscly now
pigirondb: sneaky would bend over and have a bun between the crevice
TheElisaPrincess: not totally but its gettin there *yeah*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: awww someones doing squats!
pigirondb: we like soft pillows
pigirondb: women should be soft
TheElisaPrincess: sneaks yeah........cardio for an hou actually
pigirondb: and spankable
TheElisaPrincess: running/elliptical
TheElisaPrincess: lol pigsy.......im no suzanne summers ye t;P
pigirondb: I can do ellipyical
pigirondb: with my tongue
TheElisaPrincess: ok it is so not fair to tempt me when you live so far away.....grrrrrrrrr
TheElisaPrincess: why do i have to be a visual person......why :P
pigirondb: suzanne sommers is 60
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh come on elisa
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'll come pick you up
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its cherry festival week anyways
TheElisaPrincess: no way pigsy already?
TheElisaPrincess: totally
TheElisaPrincess: i always wanted to go to the cherry festival
pigirondb: and I'll meet you in the midwest
pigirondb: and i'll have cherry
TheElisaPrincess: but no making me drunk and dropping me off at bsamys alright :P
TheElisaPrincess: OH MY GOSH pigsy.......ive so missed you twisted sense of humro :P
TheElisaPrincess: humor i can spell
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh that was fun setting him up for that
TheElisaPrincess: sneaks i know
pigirondb: no humus
TheElisaPrincess: *high fives*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damnit you americans its humour!!
TheElisaPrincess: you know your up again two girl minds right pigsy?
TheElisaPrincess: nooooooooooo do you really spell it like that?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damn canada
pigirondb: yeah..it's scary...I'm glad it's not 2 women
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhh I just got pwned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pigirondb: pwned
TheElisaPrincess: totally
TheElisaPrincess: by you no less :P
TheElisaPrincess: im proud of you pigsy
pigirondb: I would only be able to fill one hole and pleae the other..so sad
pigirondb: I'm a one woman man
pigirondb: sniff
TheElisaPrincess: OH MY GOSH
TheElisaPrincess: wow..........that has got to be the mos perverted comment i have ever heard in my life :P
pigirondb: really? you don't get around much huh?
pigirondb: I've got 1 or 2 dozen
TheElisaPrincess: i know and ive heard most of them but this my friend takes the cake ;-)
pigirondb: friend....doh
TheElisaPrincess: awwwwwww i meant that as a direct address
TheElisaPrincess: not literally
pigirondb: sneaky bolted
pigirondb: chicken
TheElisaPrincess: either tha or her phone rang/shes at the mbs/her boyfriend came home
TheElisaPrincess: could be one of a million thins
pigirondb: I would've treated you like a wishbone...
TheElisaPrincess: wishbone?
TheElisaPrincess: the dog :P
TheElisaPrincess: on pbs?!?
pigirondb: ehhhh
TheElisaPrincess: nice try
pigirondb: no spread you and taken the better half
TheElisaPrincess: that doesnt make sense
TheElisaPrincess: take the "better half?"
TheElisaPrincess: ohhhhhhhhhh i sorta get it
pigirondb: yeah.....
pigirondb: yeah....
pigirondb: there are 2 of you
TheElisaPrincess: ok.........
pigirondb: gets it
TheElisaPrincess: so better half would be?
TheElisaPrincess: IM SO PATHETIC :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: must you as
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: k
pigirondb: I'd have to see.....:-)
TheElisaPrincess: im so lost sneaks and im wide awake ;p
pigirondb: wide..mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
PJPGYRO has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: PJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: potato!!
TheElisaPrincess: and pigs corrups my min with endless possibilities yet again
pigirondb: hairy greek
PJPGYRO: Man do I have a big penis or what
TheElisaPrincess: whats up pjs? wb
pigirondb: ??????
PJPGYRO: hey guys
PJPGYRO: hi pigsy
pigirondb: and girls
pigirondb: they aren't wimmens yet
PJPGYRO: heh
TheElisaPrincess: SHUTUP :P
pigirondb: they need to be defrocked or something
TheElisaPrincess: i like being a sweet, innocednt lil girl darn it :P
TheElisaPrincess: even we have pretty bad lustful thoughts btw
PJPGYRO: inject them with your magic wand and make them wimmens
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: that won't last long with us
pigirondb: yeahs
PJPGYRO: innocent girls have bad lustful thoughts?
PJPGYRO: do tell
pigirondb: I need taco..I'm hungry
TheElisaPrincess: horrible pjs.......I had to catch myself several time stoday
TheElisaPrincess: was really sad
PJPGYRO: explain
TheElisaPrincess: wha do i have to elaborate on........you have a pretty creative mind
PJPGYRO: not really
PJPGYRO: Im dull
TheElisaPrincess: WHATEVER :P
TheElisaPrincess: LIAR!
PJPGYRO: no imagination
pigirondb: and greek
PJPGYRO: help me out
PJPGYRO: describe it to us
TheElisaPrincess: no way....i wain tellin :P
TheElisaPrincess: wain=aint
PJPGYRO: your amongst friends
pigirondb: trimmed, but not bald..good
PJPGYRO: hi glacys
TheElisaPrincess: Just glad Im only gonna be with these guy friend sof mine three more weeks
pigirondb: 34 cup
TheElisaPrincess: glacys isnt here
TheElisaPrincess: 34 cup?
pigirondb: big smile
TheElisaPrincess: what?
PJPGYRO: it syas he is here
TheElisaPrincess: 36B
TheElisaPrincess: darn it
PJPGYRO: he is watching
TheElisaPrincess: ho do i need see glacys
PJPGYRO: glacys is funny like that
PJPGYRO: he watches slinetly
pigirondb: oh b explains it..i was thinking 34 c
PJPGYRO: until I say Hi glacys
TheElisaPrincess: oh crap im supposd to call him..............bbiab i gotta hook my compuer back up to the tower cuz my sis needs it
PJPGYRO: and then he says............
TheElisaPrincess: no pigs.......I need to get a lowcut picture ofme
Glacier16: hi Pjs!
PJPGYRO: see
pigirondb: naked is good
TheElisaPrincess: nakeds out ;-)
TheElisaPrincess: bbls!
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
PJPGYRO: I set em up and he knocks them down
pigirondb: tasteful nude
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh i'll be right over
pigirondb: ice?
PJPGYRO: elisa
PJPGYRO: the guys friends you arte with are turning you on huh?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha yeah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: has nothing to do with the beer....
pigirondb: or pork
PJPGYRO: do you feel the burning in your trousers
pigirondb: yes..wait
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i feel a puddle between my thighs too
PJPGYRO: glacys what are you up to tonight?
pigirondb: chillin
PJPGYRO: damn sneaks a puddle?
Glacier16: yeah, what pigs said
PJPGYRO: me too
PJPGYRO: going to bed soon
pigirondb: frosty bitches
PJPGYRO: pigs is the man
Glacier16: yes
PJPGYRO: do you two know each other
PJPGYRO: you would get along
pigirondb: yep
pigirondb: he was on my gay list
PJPGYRO: heh
rexstardust99: I was three times.
PJPGYRO: you guys are both on mine
pigirondb: i know
PJPGYRO: no not you rex
PJPGYRO: you will be banned soon
PJPGYRO: this is kind of your goodbye tour
pigirondb: reaaaaxxxxxx
rexstardust99: PJP is on my guys I'd go gay for.
pigirondb: free
PJPGYRO: >:o
rexstardust99: list
pigirondb: hah
PJPGYRO: right after Rob JLA and GMan
PJPGYRO: BANNED!
pigirondb: pwned
PJPGYRO: heh
pigirondb: whered sneaky go?
pigirondb: I sense a dildo
TheElisaPrincess has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: yawns
rexstardust99: DOH!
TheElisaPrincess: so whatd i miss :P
TheElisaPrincess: i know..........glac had an emergency come up *yawns*
PJPGYRO: >:o
TheElisaPrincess: what sup with teh weird smileys?
PJPGYRO: elisa you were about to tell us how you are having sexual thoughts about your male co owrker
PJPGYRO: s
rexstardust99: Its beer time!
TheElisaPrincess: they get pretty bad........ill spare ya the details
PJPGYRO: you are just noticing the smilies now
TheElisaPrincess: yeah my other computer is smiley disabled
PJPGYRO: after almost 2 months
TheElisaPrincess: had to plug up the old one
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i miss nancy grace
TheElisaPrincess: nancy grace?
PJPGYRO: >:o
PJPGYRO: tell us about your bad thoughts
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: damn sit in isn't good enouigh
PJPGYRO: woman
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha no
TheElisaPrincess: lol sneaks
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: trust me you don't wanto hear about those
pigirondb: I wanna hear
TheElisaPrincess: yeah pjs :P
PJPGYRO: ill be the judge of that
pigirondb: do they involve night, bed and oil????
pigirondb: ripping of clothes?
TheElisaPrincess: pretty bad........and pretty vivid and yes
TheElisaPrincess: its like being in a deep dream and suddenly coming to your senses kinda thing
pigirondb: eating of chowdah?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes, but whipped cream, porch swing and wine
TheElisaPrincess: not porch swing
TheElisaPrincess: bed/floors with nothing on going at each other kinda stuff
pigirondb: head
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: best thing ever
rexstardust99: WHOA!
TheElisaPrincess: yup.............pretty vivid
pigirondb: fingers on/in the
pigirondb: cooter
rexstardust99: Those are the kind of dreams I like to have.
HarleyQ33 has entered the room.
TheElisaPrincess: HARLEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
rexstardust99: yes
TheElisaPrincess: whats up girl
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i hate those
TheElisaPrincess: not his fingers pigsy........
pigirondb: quinn stuff
TheElisaPrincess: lol sneakys
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i always wake up with my hand down my shorts
TheElisaPrincess: thats happened to me a few times
rexstardust99: HOT!
TheElisaPrincess: but its never hit me this hard when i was like at work before.......this is the stuf fyou dream about
pigirondb: no warm up sweetttt
TheElisaPrincess: not have it hit during odd times in the day
pigirondb: no foreply boys
rexstardust99: So this happens while your awake?
HarleyQ33: none?
pigirondb: just straight in
TheElisaPrincess: LOLS.....its just the girls hormonal cycle
TheElisaPrincess: harleys.............long story
HarleyQ33: what the fuck are you guys talking about?
pigirondb: yes
TheElisaPrincess: nothing important
pigirondb: pe's dreams
HarleyQ33: ummm, k
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: elisa's hot and bothered dreams
TheElisaPrincess: LOL........hot and bothered and dreams
TheElisaPrincess: ive created madness
pigirondb: w/ not me.....
TheElisaPrincess: howd your lawsuit go harleys?
pigirondb: fuck
HarleyQ33: ah, see that could be interesting
pigirondb: hey
TheElisaPrincess: No......just the normal girl/hormonal dreams stuff
HarleyQ33: which one?
TheElisaPrincess: only really sexy thoughts in the middle of the day.....
HarleyQ33: :-(
TheElisaPrincess: the one you had a few weeks ago?
TheElisaPrincess: that you were stressing out about?
pigirondb: pjs
pigirondb: ???
HarleyQ33: oh, that's stillongoing - they all are - i wish it could be like L&O where it wrapped up in an hr.
TheElisaPrincess: Wow.....how long do they usually get drawn out?
pigirondb: fuck..45 minute man
HarleyQ33: I have a class actiont hat's been going on for 5 years
pigirondb: shit
TheElisaPrincess: 45 minutes? what?
TheElisaPrincess: FIVE YEARS???????thats a reallllllly long time
pigirondb: sorry
HarleyQ33: sorry 'bout what?
rexstardust99: That sucks.
pigirondb: hey,,I'm me..but I can go all night
TheElisaPrincess: wtc? im so lost
HarleyQ33: Tell me about it - I ran into someone from HS on Wed. who turned out to be my opp. counsel
TheElisaPrincess: OHHHHHHH that sucks
TheElisaPrincess: especially if he was cute and single
HarleyQ33: Actually, it was kinda sweet
TheElisaPrincess: do tell girl!
TheElisaPrincess: i wanna haer!
TheElisaPrincess: hear oopsy
pigirondb: and cuban
HarleyQ33: Not cute, but single - who's cuban
HarleyQ33: PI that Q was meant for you
TheElisaPrincess: what question?
HarleyQ33: Cuban?
TheElisaPrincess: whats cuban?
pigirondb: really..I was just into a desi arnez thought..lucy ansd stuff
TheElisaPrincess: no.........not me
pigirondb: I was picturing harley as lucy and cleaning house
HarleyQ33: Loooocy! you got some 'splaining to do
TheElisaPrincess: although every guy in class thinks hispanic women are toooooooootally sexy
pigirondb: even though she's professional
HarleyQ33: I'm not a red head and I have a house keeper - thanks lol
TheElisaPrincess: LUCKY hars :P
TheElisaPrincess: I totally nee done
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah
pigirondb: lawyers
HarleyQ33: yes?
PJPGYRO: WHOA!
pigirondb: rock
HarleyQ33: heya pete
PJPGYRO: hey K
PJPGYRO: whats up
rexstardust99: PJPers!
PJPGYRO: is elis a done masturbating yet?
TheElisaPrincess: wb pjs
rexstardust99: LOL:P
TheElisaPrincess: SHUTUP pjs
HarleyQ33: not much - gonna call it an early evening -
TheElisaPrincess: unlike the rest of you i dont cyber
PJPGYRO: yeah I am up at 4 am I am going to bed soon
rexstardust99: You're missing out.
HarleyQ33: I thought that's what you were talking about with the dreams and hands down pants and all
TheElisaPrincess: night babe
TheElisaPrincess: sweet dreams!
PJPGYRO: I cyber with rex
TheElisaPrincess: NOoooooooo hars
rexstardust99: PJP is very good.
Glacier16: hahaha
PJPGYRO: Im on top tonight bitch
rexstardust99: okay
HarleyQ33: I'm not going just yet PE
pigirondb: aaaahhhhh, I will have to settle for jessica alba fantasies tomorrow..shit
PJPGYRO: rex is my bitch
HarleyQ33: as opposed to all your otra nites?
TheElisaPrincess: LOl harleys........no bizarre sexual thoughts in the middle of the day........never happened before
pigirondb: heyyyyyyyyyy
PJPGYRO: pig iron is my friend
HarleyQ33: never?
PJPGYRO: he told me so in 3 PMs the other night
TheElisaPrincess: not like this....
HarleyQ33: never ever?
rexstardust99: Me to
PJPGYRO: :-D
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but those are rhe best!
TheElisaPrincess: not like bizarre bizarre, just bizarre that they hit me in the middle of the day at work or whatever
pigirondb: hey, i was drunk
PJPGYRO: I think about sex alot
TheElisaPrincess: LOL bunny......not when you have to snap outta it
PJPGYRO: I mean alot
HarleyQ33: what your dreams?
TheElisaPrincess: nooooooo pjs :P
rexstardust99: I used to get those at work.
pigirondb: i like ya pj..rexxxxxxxxxx
rexstardust99: When I was working swing shift.
PJPGYRO: like a good stiff breexe gets me hard
HarleyQ33: Pete. What. A. Shock.
PJPGYRO: heh
pigirondb: I'm a 45 minute man
pigirondb: unless I'm greedy
PJPGYRO: whoa!
rexstardust99: The worst part is when I got major erections.
TheElisaPrincess: yeah rex.....and the sad part is it's not random guys, its the guys i work with......this is soo sad
PJPGYRO: 3 pump chump
HarleyQ33: lol
PJPGYRO: thats good elisa
TheElisaPrincess: 45 minutes????? as if
HarleyQ33: that's sad
TheElisaPrincess: totally hars
PJPGYRO: tell them how you feel
rexstardust99: I couldn't stand up or I'd get more excited.
TheElisaPrincess: which is good....im only gonna be with them three more weeks so *yeah*
pigirondb: sniff
PJPGYRO: maybe an orgie
TheElisaPrincess: only one way to find out pigsy :P
HarleyQ33: where wer you rex?
TheElisaPrincess: i should SO be rakce dfor that
rexstardust99: Oregon
pigirondb: doh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we need to get elisa drunk
PJPGYRO: rack the horny girl
rexstardust99: yes
TheElisaPrincess: lol sneaks
TheElisaPrincess: no then i would get of control
TheElisaPrincess: and it would be bad :P
HarleyQ33: No ass - when you got a chubby and couldn't stand up
Glacier16: heh
rexstardust99: oh
rexstardust99: At work.
PJPGYRO: that happens to me all the time
TheElisaPrincess: well glacys back, wb!
rexstardust99: Sitting down.
TheElisaPrincess: but its not supposed to happen this vivdly to girls anyway
HarleyQ33: PE would be insane drunk - its always the quiet ones...
PJPGYRO: glacys never leaves elisa
PJPGYRO: he only talks when you make him laugh
pigirondb: and I would take advantage
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no pE it happens
TheElisaPrincess: LOL harls
TheElisaPrincess: im quiet :P
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosh..........did pj just hear that?
PJPGYRO: yeah elisa would get sloppy nad have sloppy sex the first time she got real drunk
TheElisaPrincess: pigsy take advantage.....hrm....maybe i will have that drink from sneaks after all
TheElisaPrincess: shutup pjs :P
HarleyQ33: he's plotting your seductionas we speak
pigirondb: with me yeahs
rexstardust99: Elisa, I'm proably going to go through Texas when I move. If I do I'm gonna get you drunk.
TheElisaPrincess: LOl harleys......see this is what youv ebeen missing: absolutely nothing o
pigirondb: wiine
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i already have it planned
HarleyQ33: LOL
TheElisaPrincess: I know harleys
pigirondb: box of wine
PJPGYRO: biiiiig orgie
TheElisaPrincess: this is why i cant meet any rkmbers in person :P
PJPGYRO: why not
rexstardust99: :-(
TheElisaPrincess: you will corrupt me :P
rexstardust99: Haven't we already?
PJPGYRO: you would fuck rex within minutes
TheElisaPrincess: and take pictures..........heheheh
pigirondb: that's good
TheElisaPrincess: pretty much rex but in thought life only so far!
pigirondb: not pics
HarleyQ33: Honey, the quiet ones always have a dungeon and freaky shit that they're hiding
TheElisaPrincess: ewwwwww
TheElisaPrincess: no nono
PJPGYRO: oh yeah
TheElisaPrincess: bondage is just freaky
TheElisaPrincess: yuck!
pigirondb: I'm quiet
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i resent the dugeon
PJPGYRO: I can post bondage pics tomorrow
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: freaky shit yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: dugeon no
PJPGYRO: its my job as OT mod
TheElisaPrincess: no.......dont like freaky either
TheElisaPrincess: EWWWWWWWWWWW
pigirondb: I have a basement
TheElisaPrincess: NO pjs
TheElisaPrincess: post something positive for crying out loud
PJPGYRO: yes elisas
TheElisaPrincess: i always did like basements pigsy
HarleyQ33: Nothing wrong with it sneaks, just saying that its the one who play all virgin like that are the biggest freaks
pigirondb: it's empty though
TheElisaPrincess: not me.........im the exception to the rul darn it
PJPGYRO: bondage does make you cry out loud
pigirondb: spanking
HarleyQ33: depends on what youdo
rexstardust99: I bet Elisa would be a screamer. A very loud screamer.
PJPGYRO: yes
PJPGYRO: no doubt
TheElisaPrincess: yall are sick!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: harley obviously misse dthe era of stareena
pigirondb: spanky,
TheElisaPrincess: so did I vaguely
PJPGYRO: you didnt miss much
pigirondb: I want the cherry festival
PJPGYRO: she was very full of herself
TheElisaPrincess: brbs............
PJPGYRO: brbs?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she was
TheElisaPrincess: im glad im not the only one tho secretly thought that pj
PJPGYRO: why the sssss
TheElisaPrincess: yeah callin glacy!
rexstardust99: Seeing Stareena nude was one of the first thing I saw at Robs.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but she was entertaining
TheElisaPrincess: be right backS
HarleyQ33: I know - I've only heard of her - there are those that admit to it - but then there are those who are repressed and are the ones that come out with all sorts of weird shit - s'all I'm saying
PJPGYRO: I'm both
pigirondb: tk met her
PJPGYRO: they held hands
TheElisaPrincess: they met?
pigirondb: yeah
TheElisaPrincess: wait a minute
TheElisaPrincess: seriouslY?
PJPGYRO: oh yes
Glacier16: yup
rexstardust99: yup
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: again i deny owning up to any of that....
PJPGYRO: yup
TheElisaPrincess: OH MY GOSH they met?
HarleyQ33: youcan't be both - you're one or the other pete - you admit your inner freak
PJPGYRO: yup
rexstardust99: yup
TheElisaPrincess: what happened?
rexstardust99: took pics and everything.
PJPGYRO: they held hands
rexstardust99: nothing happened.
Glacier16: allegedly
TheElisaPrincess: took pics like of just having fun?
PJPGYRO: yup
pigirondb: pj got off first
TheElisaPrincess: no wonders hes in love with her
HarleyQ33: i thought they were friends?
PJPGYRO: yup
TheElisaPrincess: espeically if they met up
PJPGYRO: yup
PJPGYRO: yup
TheElisaPrincess: wow.................
PJPGYRO: yup
Glacier16: puy
TheElisaPrincess: i mean franta was in love with her and she only spent one day watching movies with him
PJPGYRO: lol
rexstardust99: I thought that was nohwereman?
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosh.......poor tk
pigirondb: talker
TheElisaPrincess: coulda been nowhere
HarleyQ33: no - love and sex - two dif things
PJPGYRO: she is a cock tease
TheElisaPrincess: oh my gosh.......
TheElisaPrincess: wow........ok ok bbiab!
PJPGYRO: ho ym hsog
TheElisaPrincess has left the room.
pigirondb: talker
Glacier16: heh
PJPGYRO: reklat
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i always enjoyed her shitty photoshopping
HarleyQ33: is she the one he's loking for now? the one that disappeared?
pigirondb: elisa is a doer
PJPGYRO: yes true dat
pigirondb: she is an "actress"
rexstardust99: yup
PJPGYRO: she wants to do you pigsy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she does
pigirondb: right
rexstardust99: I think she's a stripper or something like that.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but you can't finish on her stomach
PJPGYRO: heh
rexstardust99: But I would never say that to TK.
PenWing424 has entered the room.
HarleyQ33: elisa?
rexstardust99: Elisa left.
PJPGYRO: maybe she has teh crabs
PenWing424: hi
Glacier16: sup pen
HarleyQ33: ah
PJPGYRO: hi penny
HarleyQ33: hey pen
pigirondb: she is away
PJPGYRO: here is another closet freak
pigirondb: pen
PJPGYRO: Penny that is
PenWing424: why did you scare princess away?
PJPGYRO: oh yeah
rexstardust99: She got all hot and bothered.
pigirondb: she's sleepy
PJPGYRO: he'll be back
PJPGYRO: she is going to masturbate
rexstardust99: probably
PJPGYRO: yup
pigirondb: wow
PJPGYRO: yup
HarleyQ33: I thought that's what U were doiing pete
PJPGYRO: yup
rexstardust99: Me to.
PJPGYRO: I am typing with my nose
pigirondb: he's married
rexstardust99: Thats why I left for like 15 minutes.
HarleyQ33: horny bastards lol
pigirondb: he needs to
PJPGYRO: lol
HarleyQ33: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah the joys of wireless vibes
PJPGYRO: you eat steak every day you get bored
pigirondb: that's a tongue sneaky
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oops i meant hands free
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ah yea
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: either way
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fuck
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i need smokes
rexstardust99: cock?
PJPGYRO: smoking is bad for you
pigirondb: they just went up to 5.00
PJPGYRO: unless its cock
pigirondb: in ohio
PJPGYRO: that is ok
HarleyQ33: $5 that's it?
PJPGYRO: they are like 8 -10 here
pigirondb: yep
PJPGYRO: in ny and nj
HarleyQ33: yup
PenWing424: don't smoke
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: crap i don't even have enough for smokers choice
rexstardust99: JLA is on.
pigirondb: but you guys make 20,000 more
MtotheJLA has entered the room.
rexstardust99: Shocking.
PJPGYRO: me neither
rexstardust99: JLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MtotheJLA: HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA
Glacier16: JLA!
PJPGYRO: WHOA!
HarleyQ33: Yeah, but our cost of livign is higher
PJPGYRO: my mentor
MtotheJLA: Yeahs!
PJPGYRO: is here
pigirondb: exactly
MtotheJLA: What up, dawgs?
pigirondb: gayla
rexstardust99: Where the fuck have you been bitch?
HarleyQ33: yo
MtotheJLA: I piggie!
MtotheJLA: masturbating
pigirondb: piggie
rexstardust99: oh
rexstardust99: Me to!
pigirondb: I already did
MtotheJLA: I've been dowloading porn at a furious pace!
HarleyQ33: what? in 5 seconds?
pigirondb: sweet...
pigirondb: earlier
HarleyQ33: who needs porn when you've got Wednesday?
rexstardust99: I ain't gay.
PJPGYRO: and me now
MtotheJLA: Images don't do it for me anymore
pigirondb: I hadn't had a 40= year old in weeks
MtotheJLA: I need girl on girl Media Player clips
HarleyQ33: I meant his pics that he post in wimmen forum
PJPGYRO: wednesday and I talked the other day
PJPGYRO: he is the Hugh Hefner of the boards
rexstardust99: yup
MtotheJLA: My wanking material has matured as I have grown older
PJPGYRO: and I will be the Larry Flynt
HarleyQ33: total pimp


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PJPGYRO: I will be the scumbag
rexstardust99: I keep going back to the same pics/movies.
HarleyQ33: are you serious - too picky?
MtotheJLA: Playboy used to it, but now I'm now happy unless I see a girl plow her face into another girl's muff
rexstardust99: yup
pigirondb: I hit on 40 something drunk babes
MtotheJLA: not
PJPGYRO: a role I knew well in my younger years
MtotheJLA: "now I'm NOT happy"
HarleyQ33: you like milfs?
PJPGYRO: then I am your man JLA
MtotheJLA: sure
PJPGYRO: i like milfs
rexstardust99: JLA, how old are you?
MtotheJLA: as long as the milf is eating some cooch
pigirondb: they are not as picky
PJPGYRO: nothing hotter than a hot mom
HarleyQ33: why aren't you happy?
pigirondb: gayla
PJPGYRO: JLA? did you see my whats in your mouth thread
MtotheJLA: I meant to say I'm not happy with wanking unless it's hardcore girl on girl material
pigirondb: yeah looking at naked guys sucks
MtotheJLA: Playboy doesn't do the trick anymore
pigirondb: oh, hardcore
MtotheJLA: yeah
pigirondb: you mean toys and whips and shit??????????????????
MtotheJLA: I missed that thread, PJP
rexstardust99: Sometimes playboy does it for me, but not much anymore.
MtotheJLA: Now, just lesbo action, Piggie
PJPGYRO: womens forum you wont be dissapointed
pigirondb: ok..good
HarleyQ33: every guys fantasy
rexstardust99: I like natural curvy chicks, not fake ones.
PJPGYRO: rex a link please
MtotheJLA: I likes the lesbos!
pigirondb: me too rex
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes lesbians
rexstardust99: Link to what?
pigirondb: my fetish
PJPGYRO: my whats in your mouth thread for JLA
MtotheJLA: Link...?
PJPGYRO: show him a little respect please
rexstardust99: I don't know where it is.
pigirondb: nadine jansen
PJPGYRO: aye yay yay Ill try to do it
MtotheJLA: Does she eat muff?
rexstardust99: darkknight25 User me rikey robbie! Thu Jul 07 2005 07:32 PM Reading a post in flat mode Blame It On the Germans: Nadine Jansen
pigirondb: lorna morgan?
MtotheJLA: If not, I probably can't jack to it.
HarleyQ33: LOL - dude he's always on that thread!
rexstardust99: I know.
rexstardust99: Since before he registered.
HarleyQ33: man, what do you do with a real woman if tthere's only one of them JLA?
pigirondb: she has biguuns
rexstardust99: He's got a serious hard on for some red x's.
PJPGYRO: http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/554559/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
MtotheJLA: What are you suggesting Harley...?
MtotheJLA: LOL
MtotheJLA:
pigirondb: implants suck
rexstardust99: yup
pigirondb: small breatss are fine, but so are big ones
PenWing424: for the boys who need some lesboes
PenWing424: and sneaky
HarleyQ33: Um, performance issue with just one chica...;-)
PenWing424: http://www.bargirlz.com/christy-canyon/lesbian-nikki-dial/galleryw1.html
pigirondb: that's me....1 is fine
HarleyQ33: just saying...
pigirondb: anxiety
PenWing424: http://www.bargirlz.com/christy-canyon/lesbian-nikki-dial/galleryw2.html
PenWing424: http://www.bargirlz.com/christy-canyon/lesbian-nikki-dial/galleryw3.html
pigirondb: pen is a freak
rexstardust99: yup
PJPGYRO: big time
HarleyQ33: I told you it was the quiet ones!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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rexstardust99: I'm not that quiet.
PenWing424: it's always the quiet ones
PJPGYRO: he is always judging me
PJPGYRO: but I bet he is worse
PenWing424: hey, you asked for it
PJPGYRO: >:o
pigirondb: than syphillis
PenWing424: the pics
HarleyQ33: gah!
PenWing424: dumbass
PJPGYRO: how do you post a link in the chat room
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: paste
PenWing424: right click
PJPGYRO: http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/554559/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
pigirondb: cut
PenWing424: insert hyperlink
rexstardust99: copy and paste.
PJPGYRO: it didnt work
pigirondb: insert prick
rexstardust99: Or click on the link button and do it that way.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ctrlV
HarleyQ33: I'm sure you say that all the time, Pete, ....pobrecito
MtotheJLA: W H O A !
pigirondb: oof
PJPGYRO: http://www.rkmbs.com/showflat.php/Cat/0/Number/554559/page/0/fpart/1/vc/1
PenWing424: you did it
PJPGYRO: ok try that JLA
pigirondb: he's wanking
MtotheJLA: Nicely played, PJP
MtotheJLA: I finished a few moments ago
MtotheJLA: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pigirondb: or playing arcade
PJPGYRO: I always perform well unless the snatch is smelly
MtotheJLA: Now I need a ham sandwich
pigirondb: and wanking
pigirondb: don't hit on me dude
PJPGYRO: heh
rexstardust99: heh
HarleyQ33: PJPGYRO: I always perform well unless the snatch is smelly - ewww
PJPGYRO: :-D
HarleyQ33: lol
MtotheJLA: :P


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah i don't like bad fish
pigirondb: tilapia
HarleyQ33: people - fuckin' wash - jaysis
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes please
MtotheJLA: Do Wah Diddy
pigirondb: I like atlantic fish off the coast of florida
HarleyQ33: you want a ham sandwich when you're done - shit, gimme a beer over that any day
PJPGYRO: i like red snapper
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no like fish as in wimmins
pigirondb: puerto rico.................
pigirondb: get it
pigirondb: never mind
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i'd die to have butter
HarleyQ33: to late... lol
rexstardust99: me to.
PJPGYRO: you had to work hard for that joke
rexstardust99: She's fucking hot.
pigirondb: i did
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: she is
pigirondb: harley?
rexstardust99: You ever see her holding her tit pics?
HarleyQ33: ya=es?
PJPGYRO: im sure you wanked to that sicko
pigirondb: hah..pj
rexstardust99: yup
MtotheJLA: I met this bitch at a quarter past 12Singing doo wah diddy diddy dum diddy dooWhen I took her ass home the pussy smelled like hellDoo wah diddy diddy dum diddy dooSummer's Eve Summer's Eve
PJPGYRO: I can't wait to ban you
pigirondb: you are a avirgin
MtotheJLA: Massengil MassengilWash your pussy wash your pussyBitch kill that funky smell
rexstardust99: :-D
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes that pic gave me a days worth
HarleyQ33: Oh shit - Pete throwing out his mod powers!
PJPGYRO: BANNED!
rexstardust99: NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
pigirondb: roll on
rexstardust99: Ban g-man.
PJPGYRO: heh
rexstardust99: Or wednesday.
pigirondb: or rex
PenWing424: yes
rexstardust99: or pig iron, he said he was leaving anyhow.
PJPGYRO: heh
PenWing424: no
pigirondb: i was blacked out
PenWing424: just rex
HarleyQ33: yo, what was up with the "I'm leaving" shit?
PJPGYRO: he was drunk
PenWing424: he was piss drunk
PJPGYRO: he does that sometimes
PJPGYRO: I should show you the PMs he sent me
HarleyQ33: he was pretty articulate for someone who was shitfaced
PJPGYRO: at least I know he likes me
PJPGYRO: he really likes me
rexstardust99: Harley has a good point.
PJPGYRO: he is a genius
HarleyQ33: thank you
PJPGYRO: dont question genius
pigirondb: Rob pissed me off when i was blacked out..i told him to give me mod powers and I'd do reviews again...he told me to suck him and do some and he'd think about it..this was in pm when i was wasted..
PJPGYRO: ingrates
HarleyQ33: well, then people can still question youthen...
PJPGYRO: heh
MtotheJLA: So Piggie should be a mod again very soon!
PJPGYRO: yup
PJPGYRO: Pen is working on it
pigirondb: no suckie yet
HarleyQ33: pete nominated me for modship today
MtotheJLA: ...yet...
PJPGYRO: harley would be a good DT mod
pigirondb: we need more women
rexstardust99: I'm supposedly going to be a media forum mod.
pigirondb: less girls
HarleyQ33: but I don't want to suck rob...
PJPGYRO: you dont want crabs
MtotheJLA: That's what she said!
MtotheJLA: LOL
MtotheJLA: :P
PJPGYRO: Bangor?
pigirondb: I'm an english major. i can be drunk and articyulate
PJPGYRO: yeah
MtotheJLA: I JUST MET 'ER!
pigirondb: see
HarleyQ33: clearly
MtotheJLA: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PJPGYRO: lol
MtotheJLA: RACK GYRO
rexstardust99: Butter has perfect breasts.
pigirondb: i'm drunk now
PJPGYRO: JLA you really from Maine
MtotheJLA: No, I wish
HarleyQ33: for that? gimme a fuckin' break!
PJPGYRO: heh
PJPGYRO: where are you from
MtotheJLA: It would make the joke funnier
PenWing424: whoa
pigirondb: main vein
MtotheJLA: Hell
PJPGYRO: you are an alt arent you
MtotheJLA: yeah
PJPGYRO: we dont know your name'\
PJPGYRO: no pics
pigirondb: main vein
rexstardust99: JLA is an alt of Brian Jonopulos.
PJPGYRO: no geographic location
MtotheJLA: Basically
rexstardust99: No age.
pigirondb: he's bsams brother..
MtotheJLA: I'm a man of mystery!
PJPGYRO: I must know
PenWing424: international?
pigirondb: christina
MtotheJLA: yeah
PJPGYRO: I am not left handed
MtotheJLA: I'm actually a whomod alt.
rexstardust99: At least tell us how old you are. My moneys on late 20's.
pigirondb: he is from bilboa
HarleyQ33: so, type with your - ahem - nose
MtotheJLA: You never knew?
PJPGYRO: heh
MtotheJLA: NEOCON BLAH BLAH BLAH
pigirondb: he is from bilboa
PJPGYRO: he is late 20's and lives near a hooters
PJPGYRO: thats all I got
PJPGYRO: and Im his student
MtotheJLA: I'm Rob's long lost brother
PJPGYRO: >:o
MtotheJLA: His evil brother
pigirondb: of masturbation
HarleyQ33: he can be found in the DVD lesbian porn section
MtotheJLA: That too
PJPGYRO: >:o
MtotheJLA: I get all my porn online
pigirondb: hah
rexstardust99: me to
MtotheJLA: It's the only way to go
rexstardust99: safer that way
PJPGYRO: little guy is hungry for something
HarleyQ33: ah - a modern man
MtotheJLA: Local porn shop creeps me out
pigirondb: fish
HarleyQ33: Pete, don't talk about your penis that way!
pigirondb: market
MtotheJLA: Always smells like cleanser
PJPGYRO: heh
PJPGYRO: thats jiz
pigirondb: ewwww
MtotheJLA: Local porn shop must use 20 cans of ammonia a day
PJPGYRO: yeah
PJPGYRO: you mean semen
pigirondb: work there
rexstardust99: I lived by a used video-porn store in Sacramento. Went in there so much the employees started to recognize me.
HarleyQ33: sex shops here aren't gross and don't smell like cleaner....
PJPGYRO: sad
MtotheJLA: it's like walking down the detergent aisle at the grocery store
PJPGYRO: I get my stuff online
HarleyQ33: LOL
pigirondb: me too
MtotheJLA: Strip clubs are cool though
rexstardust99: The worst part was when I wouldn't buy anything.
PenWing424: whoa
PJPGYRO: when I was single I used to have brand new vibrators ready to go for new women
rexstardust99: I haven't been to a strip club in years.
pigirondb: figures
HarleyQ33: so - you saw, you came, you - um - conquered?
PenWing424: i can't believe doc was the only one to notice bianca
PJPGYRO: I was at one a month ago it was fun
rexstardust99: ME neither.
MtotheJLA: Yeah, the owner of the porn shop doesn't like it when you don't buy, or when you take your tim
MtotheJLA: time
pigirondb: pen you are still in the wimmen forum?
rexstardust99: I wonder if that was really her.
PenWing424: still?
PJPGYRO: he si wanky wanky
HarleyQ33: I thought that was you?
PJPGYRO: yup
pigirondb: pj
PJPGYRO: yes
pigirondb: hi
PJPGYRO: hi
pigirondb: I'm wanking to your blonde picture right now
rexstardust99: Hello, how are you today?
pigirondb: it's sexy
PJPGYRO: I heard the next random interview will be the best one
pigirondb: whose
rexstardust99: You?
MtotheJLA: Porn shop has some FUCKED up categories too
HarleyQ33: is it yours?
PJPGYRO: I don't know
pigirondb: whose
PJPGYRO: jaburg told me it will be the best one yet though
pigirondb: not me
MtotheJLA: Amatuer midget bonding books? No thanks
rexstardust99: I want to be interviewed.
pigirondb: you want anything
HarleyQ33: its Pete - he's telling us how great he will be...
PJPGYRO: heh
pigirondb: hah
PJPGYRO: maybe
HarleyQ33: no "maybe"
HarleyQ33: fess up
PJPGYRO: it took a very long time
MtotheJLA: just a little pricey, that's all.
PJPGYRO: more time than you would think
PJPGYRO: but it was fun
pigirondb: pro is a pro
MtotheJLA: That sounds expensive.
PJPGYRO: heh
HarleyQ33: any juicy deatils?
PJPGYRO: JLA is quoting me
MtotheJLA: I know a really kick ass game.......but it's expensive.
PJPGYRO: you will have to wait and see
PJPGYRO: lol
HarleyQ33: zzzzzz... tell us now
pigirondb: that's what elisa says
rexstardust99: Stupid dogg is drunk.
rexstardust99: He needs to come her.e
PJPGYRO: I would but I have to go to bed
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh story time
PJPGYRO: I am up in a few hours
MtotheJLA: HI BUNNY!
pigirondb: bed what is that
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: JLA!!
PJPGYRO: heh
PJPGYRO: I shoudl ahve gone at 10
MtotheJLA: Allo!
pigirondb: mate
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bed pfft i got fucking qork to do
MtotheJLA: Bunny is starting to grow on me...
PJPGYRO: allright guys
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: fucking market summary
PJPGYRO: goodnight all'
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: small business sucks ass
PJPGYRO: goodnight harl
HarleyQ33: nite pete
pigirondb: later horny greek batsard
rexstardust99: Bunnys rash is starting to grow on me.
MtotheJLA: Even though she didn't want to be my RDCW tag partner. :-(
PJPGYRO has left the room.
HarleyQ33: hey!
MtotheJLA: She shot me down
MtotheJLA: Months ago!
pigirondb: what
MtotheJLA: yeah
pigirondb: so
PenWing424: you have a tag partner
rexstardust99: Just like real life.
pigirondb: rob
MtotheJLA: Before I started, I wanted Bunny to be my partner, but she told me to piss off
HarleyQ33: oh fuck you lol
PenWing424: sneaks was already in a faction
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you don't want to d o that
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i came home with a rash
MtotheJLA: She told me to gargle with razor blades, so I took the hint
PJPGYRO has entered the room.
PenWing424: a rash? that's not good
HarleyQ33: ugh - thanks for te head up
pigirondb: that can give you aids
PenWing424: jla should have showered first
MtotheJLA: But now I have Harley!
MtotheJLA: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
PJPGYRO: can some one post the yanks won 7-2 tonight for me in the yankee thread
pigirondb: hah
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bite me JLA
HarleyQ33: screw you - too late!
MtotheJLA: GOSH!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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MtotheJLA: Such anger!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: you gonna eat your tots?
pigirondb: they are new women
MtotheJLA: Nicely played
PJPGYRO has left the room.
pigirondb: angry and rich
MtotheJLA: It was before I knew you, harley
MtotheJLA: honest
HarleyQ33: suuuuure
HarleyQ33: ass
MtotheJLA: But not before I met Rob, one fine day...
HarleyQ33: oh no
pigirondb: no
MtotheJLA: Rob stole my heart, the moment I saw him
pigirondb: it's on camcorder
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes hense how i got the rash
MtotheJLA: GEEZ!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: IDIOT
HarleyQ33: so, for you there is no one but Rob
MtotheJLA: JEEPERS!
MtotheJLA: yes
pigirondb: sad
MtotheJLA: and Drzsmith
MtotheJLA: and Franta
pigirondb: sadder
HarleyQ33: and here I thought you like the wimmins
MtotheJLA: and Rue
pigirondb: yay
MtotheJLA: he types a lot
rexstardust99: I'm gay for misterJLA!
MtotheJLA: and is gay a lot
MtotheJLA: Me too!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nah JLA is more flamboyant then klinton and jim jackson
HarleyQ33: I thought you like Pete - he's gonna get jealous
MtotheJLA: Only on weekends
rexstardust99: PJP is my second best.
HarleyQ33: wher eis klinton?
MtotheJLA: Thanks!
pigirondb: behind rue
rexstardust99: He's moving.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: unpacking
PenWing424: moving
rexstardust99: He's usually in here.
HarleyQ33: he's been gone awhile
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: a week
pigirondb: canadian dial up
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haha
rexstardust99: There have to share it with everyone else.
HarleyQ33: how was his move? anyone know?
rexstardust99: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: haven't heard from him since he packed everything up
pigirondb: that fudge takes awhile
HarleyQ33: he'll be back - this place is like crack
rexstardust99: He probably doesn't have his internet set up yet.
MtotheJLA: Rue could suck-start a lawnmower
HarleyQ33: who's rue?
pigirondb: me
MtotheJLA: A big bitch
PCG342 has entered the room.
MtotheJLA: WHOA!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tree pixie!!!!!!!!!!!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes i killed it!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hizzah1
HarleyQ33: I gotta bail - night everyone
MtotheJLA: Good for you, lambchop!
MtotheJLA: Night Harley!
HarleyQ33 has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yeah i'm a sock that talks when you put your hand up my ass
MtotheJLA: Neat
MtotheJLA: You tell 'em, lambchop!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i personally prefered charlie
pigirondb: sheep fucker
PCG342: oh... sorry... I wasn't paying attention...
pigirondb: jla
MtotheJLA: Me neither
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hah riiiiiight
PCG342: uhhh... Am I now known as "tree pixie?"
pigirondb: why
MtotheJLA: You tell 'em, tree pixie!
pigirondb: why
PCG342: cool!
MtotheJLA: Who?
PCG342: what?
MtotheJLA: It's a promotion.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: tree pixie
MtotheJLA: Promoted to tree pixie
PCG342: what?
MtotheJLA: yeah
PCG342: cool.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its like a gay porno
MtotheJLA: HELLO JABURG
MtotheJLA: Chewy is spying on us again
PCG342: what's like a gay porno?
MtotheJLA: Tree pixies?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
MtotheJLA: They live in the trees and make gay porn or something?
PCG342: whoa... maybe I shouldn't change my title, in hindsight.
MtotheJLA: Keebler Elves
MtotheJLA: Only gayer
MtotheJLA: MUCH Gayer
PCG342: is that even possible!?
pigirondb: gaylaer
MtotheJLA: Rue level gay
MtotheJLA: Or Ghost Hog Gay
rexstardust99: I'm gonna switch computers.
MtotheJLA: OK
pigirondb: hah..you got pwned
rexstardust99: Be back in a minute.
PCG342: you do that.
rexstardust99 has left the room.
MtotheJLA: Ghost Hog is Kosher gay
MtotheJLA: Whatever that means
pigirondb: you remeber too much
MtotheJLA: yeah
pigirondb: freaky
PCG342: whoa.
pigirondb: you should be rich
MtotheJLA: I've got a mind like a rusty steel trap!
MtotheJLA: With rust!
PCG342: so, anyway, the title is now "The Tree Pixie".
MtotheJLA: And time!
pigirondb: that means fairie right?
MtotheJLA: Ask sneaky
MtotheJLA: She's titsworth!
PCG342: yeah, it's her idea.
pigirondb: oh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: she thinks I live in a tree.
MtotheJLA: TITSWORTH!
MtotheJLA: MADAM TITSWORTH!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: JLA
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: would you rather be called cornhole fairy/
MtotheJLA: I'll stay with JLA, thanks for asking
MtotheJLA: LOL
MtotheJLA: :P
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: :P
PCG342: lmao
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: GGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRRRRRRRRRs
rexstardust99 has entered the room.
MtotheJLA: Hello rex!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: i think rex like cornholing
MtotheJLA: It's been a while!
PCG342: you mean... JLA wasn't already the cornhole fairy?
MtotheJLA: No
PCG342: oh, fuck!!
rexstardust99: Hello JLA, how are you today?
MtotheJLA: I was demoted
MtotheJLA: terrific, rex, thanks for asking!
rexstardust99: yes
MtotheJLA: We were just discussing tree pixies!
rexstardust99: I'm gonna play video games now. I'll be back later.
PCG342: so, rex, how many drinks are you up to so far?
PCG342: ok.
MtotheJLA: Tree pixies, rex: TREE PIXIES!
rexstardust99: Enough to sleep with your mom.
MtotheJLA: You can't leave now!
rexstardust99: Yes I can.
pigirondb: I am
MtotheJLA: Business is fixin' to pick up!
rexstardust99: later
MtotheJLA: Or maybe not
rexstardust99 has left the room.
MtotheJLA: Later
pigirondb: later
pigirondb has left the room.
PCG342: ... what business?
MtotheJLA: Pig Iron LOVES him some JLA
PCG342: ... you mean cornhole fairy?
MtotheJLA: yeah, him too
PCG342: lol
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: HAH!
PCG342: so, Tree Fairy it is. let's see how long it shall last.
PCG342: whoops... tree pixie? what is it?
MtotheJLA: Where's Glacys>
MtotheJLA: ?
Glacier16: ?
MtotheJLA: You're mighty quiet
Glacier16: yup
PCG342: he's beating off.
PCG342: to pictures of Gman.
MtotheJLA: The correct answer is "yeahs"
Glacier16: >:o
PCG342: ;-)
DECTECTlVE BUNNY:
PCG342: I'm just playing with ya, Glacier.
MtotheJLA: >:o <--------- sneaky
PCG342: as are you yourself.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: heh.
UltimateJaburg53: Hey, who knows what state JLA lives in
UltimateJaburg53: Besides him
UltimateJaburg53: Anyone?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oooh oooh
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: MONTANA!
PCG342: Apparently, sneaky does.
MtotheJLA: I live in a state of confusion!
MtotheJLA: LOL
MtotheJLA: :P
UltimateJaburg53: lols ;p
PenWing424: it's true
UltimateJaburg53: Penwing
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: jaburg
MtotheJLA: I live in the Cheesedome!
PenWing424: burg
UltimateJaburg53: I haven't seen you since the thing
PenWing424: ben grimm?
UltimateJaburg53: No
UltimateJaburg53: BSG
MtotheJLA: Giant Sized Man Thing
PenWing424: oh
UltimateJaburg53: Crazy Cylon bitch shot the old man.
PenWing424: dude, they showed the one where they needed fuel at 11pm
PCG342: whoa.
UltimateJaburg53: I saved them all
MtotheJLA: GOSH!
PenWing424: you know, where apollo flew like starbuck
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
PenWing424: best episdoe
UltimateJaburg53: I was watching that earlier
PenWing424: episode
UltimateJaburg53: It was
MtotheJLA: Cupcakes
UltimateJaburg53: Eskimo
MtotheJLA: It's like when you're in prison, and someone takes your cupcake
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah
UltimateJaburg53: There are rules of engagement in prison.
PCG342: what? If someone takes your cupcake, you get to fuck 'em?
UltimateJaburg53: No
MtotheJLA: W H O A ?
UltimateJaburg53: You beat them half to death with a sheep!
MtotheJLA: baaaaaaaaaad advice, Burg dude!
PCG342: with a sheep?
UltimateJaburg53: Or many sheep
MtotheJLA: sheep. baaaaad advice
MtotheJLA: forget it
PCG342: how do you get a sheep in prison?
UltimateJaburg53: I get it
MtotheJLA: sheep says baaaaa
PCG342: I got it, JLA.
PCG342: unfortunately.
UltimateJaburg53: It's a metaphor
MtotheJLA: you guys don't appreciate my genius
UltimateJaburg53: metafore
MtotheJLA: Glacys does, but I don't know about the rest of you
UltimateJaburg53: It's that thing
MtotheJLA: I miss Elisa
PCG342: have we metaphor??
MtotheJLA: :-(
UltimateJaburg53: metafore
Glacier16: :-D
PCG342: get it... met 'afore?
MtotheJLA: Elisa knows what time it be
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah, but she would lie
PCG342: 11:27 PM?
PCG342: Time for coffee?
PCG342: yes. yes it is.
MtotheJLA: Eastern Standard Time
MtotheJLA: it's time
MtotheJLA: it's time
UltimateJaburg53: EAST COAST!
MtotheJLA: IT'S VADER TIME
UltimateJaburg53: I miss Vader
MtotheJLA: yeah
PCG342: I miss silence.
MtotheJLA: Whatever happened to Vader?
UltimateJaburg53: He got too old and fat.
MtotheJLA: Penys? You should know this
MtotheJLA: Really?
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
UltimateJaburg53: He is old
MtotheJLA: So he's done?
UltimateJaburg53: He might be working smaller things
MtotheJLA: ah
PenWing424: does carlito look like juan epstien to you?
UltimateJaburg53: Kids partys
PCG342: ICP.
PCG342: Incontinent Children's Party.
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
UltimateJaburg53: Poop!
MtotheJLA: For me to poop on!
UltimateJaburg53: Font
UltimateJaburg53: Ok
PCG342: easy party favors: Depends!
UltimateJaburg53: Heh
PCG342: you can buy 'em in bulk!
MtotheJLA: Collect 'em all!
PCG342: ...
UltimateJaburg53: No
UltimateJaburg53: Gotta catch em all!
MtotheJLA: I choose you, Pickachu!
PCG342: lmao... that's what they're made for!
PCG342: catching it all...
UltimateJaburg53: Picka Picka!
PCG342: nevermind...
PCG342: Pokemon freaks.
MtotheJLA: Um...the correct term is "LOL :P" not lmao
UltimateJaburg53: I hate Pokemon
UltimateJaburg53: I just know my enemy
UltimateJaburg53: I hate all Pokemon!
UltimateJaburg53: Except Squirttle
PCG342: what's wrong with LMAO?!
MtotheJLA: LOL :P is proper English
PCG342: really?
Glacier16: yeah
MtotheJLA: Thank you
PCG342: nice one, JLA. "I didn't get Rob pregnant, after all!"
UltimateJaburg53: When my wrath is brought across the Pokemon, only Squirttle shall be spared.
MtotheJLA: I didn't
MtotheJLA: Thank goodness for that!
MtotheJLA: I didn't want to be a father!
MtotheJLA: or a mother?
MtotheJLA: I think I shall go now
PCG342: even you are unsure of your own gender.
MtotheJLA: Goodnight my peoples
UltimateJaburg53: Night
MtotheJLA: Go forth and prosper
PCG342: Goodbye, you hermaphrodite.
MtotheJLA: GEE!
PCG342: die young and have no children! ;-)
MtotheJLA: WHOA!
MtotheJLA: OK, that's it.
MtotheJLA: I'm leaving the chat room forever
MtotheJLA: See you tomorrow
MtotheJLA has left the room.
PCG342: all right, sexy!
PCG342: *cough*
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: wow i'm sorry but four years is wayyy to much
PCG342: whay?
PCG342: *what?
PCG342: damn it.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oh heh nevermind thought you meant me
PCG342: ...
PCG342: somebody's a little self-centered...
PenWing424: good night everyone
PCG342: good night, penwing.
PenWing424 has left the room.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: no someone's a tad moist after elis'a sexual dream shit
UltimateJaburg53: Pardon?
PCG342: huh? oh, you.
PCG342: Pardon, indeed.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: shut up and go help stella get her groove back
PCG342: no.
PCG342: ... who is stella?
PCG342: and what is her "groove?"
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: man i feel old now
PCG342: I have seen the movie, but I was being a smartass.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: meh ok
PCG342: Have I ever told you that I have two functional penises, as well as two functional sets of testicles?
PCG342: ... my honesty killed the chat!
UltimateJaburg53: Yes
UltimateJaburg53: u r poo
PCG342: heh.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: we know you do you showed us that you have elephantitus of the balls too
PCG342: ... I thought I was tree pixie, not poo.
PCG342: "Elephantitus?"
UltimateJaburg53: How do you sit?
PCG342: well, not comfortably.
UltimateJaburg53: That's terrible
UltimateJaburg53: My condoleces
UltimateJaburg53: n< the missing "n"
PCG342: gotcha.
UltimateJaburg53: Koo
UltimateJaburg53: %
PCG342: Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to tend to my inflamed.....
PCG342: .elephants.
UltimateJaburg53: Moo
UltimateJaburg53: ^
UltimateJaburg53: @
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: oink
UltimateJaburg53: Quack
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: bark
UltimateJaburg53: Fish
PCG342: ... so, Sneaky, what is "elephantitis," in your professional opinion.
PCG342: ?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: ahem
UltimateJaburg53: Elephantmanititus!
UltimateJaburg53: Hi Chewy!
PCG342: It should be noted that the suffix "-itis" means inflammation or swelling of.
UltimateJaburg53: Whoa!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: its quite nasty
PCG342: and that THIS is scrotal elefantiasis, the ailment you were referring to, which is caused by the parasite "elefantia"...
PCG342: not the swelling of one's elephant.
PCG342: not at all.
PCG342: oh, Jesus. somebody's gonna post that on the mbs, arent they?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: heh.
PCG342: cool.
PCG342: so, did I teach you anything tonight?
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: uh yes daddy
PCG342: don't make me spank you........
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: maybei should!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: but rex would like that more
PCG342: and while I'm being nitpicky, it should also be noted that MagicJay's title [sadistic endontist] is errant. the word he is trying for is "endodontist," or a dentist specializing in the interior of teeth.
PCG342: Feel


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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PCG342: Feel free to use this information as you see fit.
PCG342: ... I killed the chat once more!
PCG342: YES!!!!!
UltimateJaburg53: Shhhh
UltimateJaburg53: Were hiding from Chewy
PCG342: oh, sorry.
PCG342: and here I am, being all dorky again...
PCG342: still, the endodontist thing is pretty good. I'd love to see him called on it.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
PCG342: see? I'm useful!!!


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Quote:

MtotheJLA: I miss Elisa
PCG342: have we metaphor??
MtotheJLA: :-(
UltimateJaburg53: metafore
Glacier16: :-D
PCG342: get it... met 'afore?
MtotheJLA: Elisa knows what time it be
UltimateJaburg53: Yeah, but she would lie
PCG342: 11:27 PM?
PCG342: Time for coffee?
PCG342: yes. yes it is.
MtotheJLA: Eastern Standard Time
MtotheJLA: it's time
MtotheJLA: it's time
UltimateJaburg53: EAST COAST!
MtotheJLA: IT'S VADER TIME
UltimateJaburg53: I miss Vader
MtotheJLA: yeah
PCG342: I miss silence.




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PJPGYRO: we should stat are own religion
PJPGYRO: and above the altar
PJPGYRO: we could have a giant vagina
PJPGYRO: shaved of course
PJPGYRO: not that 70s big muff
UltimateJaburg53: With the crossed swords behind it!
PJPGYRO: maybe just a little landing strip
PJPGYRO: yes swords
PJPGYRO: representing penis
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: nooo hurm
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: they make those in 6ft inflatables
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: just cover those in chrome
UltimateJaburg53: Genius!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: DON'T I NOW IT!
...
PJPGYRO: we started a new religion
A G Wednesday: ...ish.
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: yes
A G Wednesday: yay!
PJPGYRO: Vaginaism
A G Wednesday: can i join?
A G Wednesday: Ut!
PJPGYRO: yes
PJPGYRO: thealter
PJPGYRO: will have a giant vagina
PJPGYRO: somewhat shaved
PJPGYRO: with crossed swords
PJPGYRO: representing penisis
A G Wednesday: swords???
A G Wednesday: ohhhhhh
PJPGYRO: yeah
PJPGYRO: you need strong blades to shave a big pussy
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: hurm, we shall baptize everyone ina pool of KY
PJPGYRO: duh
A G Wednesday: you're right, you know.
PJPGYRO: Yay!
PJPGYRO: I love this new religion
PJPGYRO: and of course
PJPGYRO: we wont be tolerant of other religions
A G Wednesday: hells no!
PJPGYRO: they are all quacks!
A G Wednesday: fuck other religions!
PJPGYRO: lol
A G Wednesday: we're right. they're wrong.
PJPGYRO: Vaginaism Rules!
DECTECTlVE BUNNY: YES
PJPGYRO: All hail the mighty Pink Vagina
PJPGYRO: Just no fat chicks allowed
A G Wednesday: Vaginaism is the best religion ever.
A G Wednesday: Fat chicks. BOO!!
PJPGYRO: lols
Glacier16: ;P
PJPGYRO: hi glacys
PJPGYRO: would you like to be a Vagina Priest
PJPGYRO: you would love to see how we baptise the women
A G Wednesday: YAY!!!
PJPGYRO: Take eat this is my pussy
PJPGYRO: which is opened for you
PJPGYRO: for the remission
PJPGYRO: of sins
PJPGYRO: I am going to hell
A G Wednesday: probably.
PJPGYRO: heh I like the heat
A G Wednesday: But if Hell is a vagina too, I'm down.
PJPGYRO: plus I would be running the place within a week
PJPGYRO: the number of the beats
PJPGYRO: would now be 69


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Don't you mean annoyed us until we all left?


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rex said:
As far as I'm concerned, the rkmbs room is done. Magicgay showing up was the final straw.
I'll be in the other one, if you don't know the name, we probably don't want you there.




And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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