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#541418 2005-07-10 7:04 PM
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All the other girls have one, and Lor should too.


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aww tankie, im so honored.

any questions for me anyone would like to know?

ill answer anything.


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alittle about little me, tee hee hee.

ive been a member of this board for four years now.

my birthdays in august.

im five feet tall.

im 110 pounds.

i have jade green eyes.

light brown long hair.

purples my favorite color.

i have a beagle, a dove and a chinchilla.



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All the other girls have one, and Lor should too.



leave klinton outta this!!

okay, hurm

are you amish? ;P
can you use your vagical powers to bring back wenchie and butter?


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Lol sneaks.....that was hilarious!


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ive been a member of this board for four years now.






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im five feet tall.





You're a midget!


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Hey I'm 5'2" Lor...SHORT GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Hey I'm 5'2" Lor...SHORT GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Only cause they dont have to bend down to give blow jobs!

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Hey I'm 5'2" Lor...SHORT GIRLS RULE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



same here


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Only cause they dont have to bend down to give blow jobs!




Neither does Rob!


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No way??? All three of us are the same height????

There's a party waiting to happen


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hurm, with tall folk like Tk and Grimm..that's just beer can on th ehead waiting to happen


ah why not


And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack.
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Only cause they dont have to bend down to give blow jobs!




Neither does Rob!



You know this from experience?

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What's up, girl?


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All the other girls have one, and Lor should too.



leave klinton outta this!!

okay, hurm

are you amish? ;P
can you use your vagical powers to bring back wenchie and butter?




no, im english/irish/welsh/german. in that order of course

sorry they are dead to us now, nothing can bring them back.


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i love being short thank you very much people!


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We all look down on you. literally.


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haha, very funny, funny man.


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i never know what to talk about in threads about me...

geez i can remember having that sig forever, i mean ive had it for a long while now... ooh well.. i like it


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But are you really of pleasurable service? How pleasurable is the service of which you speak?


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I don't really know Lor. Harley avatar. Gettin married. Nice Rack.


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im not getting married any more


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But are you really of pleasurable service? How pleasurable is the service of which you speak?




for the right price i can show you




but uh, heh, i was a bad, bad, girl back in the day of robby babys pants.


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What the fizzuck?!


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don't tell us he decided to let his family's problem with you end the relationship.

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yep, thats what happened.


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Fuckerrrrrrrrrrrrrr...


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yep.

he said he felt trapped and he needed a break. didnt even see it coming, he went over to his moms house last sunday, came back, took maya the dove, came back again said he felt trapped and he cant be in a realtionship feeling that way...

i was looking at things to do for our three year anniversary that day too. i didnt understand why he didnt talk about it to me sooner instead of taking the easy way out and leaveing me. i didnt even know he was having these issues. he said it wasnt something he just desised on a whim. well to me it was! im mean everything, so i thought was fine, and then out of the blue he breaks everything off with me cold turkey!

i was understanding but now, i relize what an ass he was. i gave him everything, i gave up everything, i gave him my life.

and its not like he didnt get to do whatever he wanted, he never was tied down. cause i beileve as long as he tells me when hes doing something ahead of time i never have a problem, what i do have a problem with his when he springs stuff on me an hour or two before hes going somewhere when i already made plans to spend time with him. plus i think hes been lying to me. not only that but how could he string me along like that! me thinking nothings wrong!

i dunno, im not taking him back. i cant trust him anymore.

sorry needed to vent, i also need closer, i need him to tell me whats going on.


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I say you have sex with the RKMBeemers with over 12,000 posts... for your own sake...


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I say you have sex with the RKMBeemers with over 12,000 posts... for your own sake...




I'm telling Uschi. Then she's gonna chop off your weiner.


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lol


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oh and get this, it was a day before he started his new job, and it was two weeks before the bills are due so he wont have to pay them! how convientent for him.


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Uschi... HA!

She's such a Bruce Campbell mark.


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oh and get this, it was a day before he started his new job, and it was two weeks before the bills are due so he wont have to pay them! how convientent for him.




Why won't he have to? I'm no lawyer, but I think you could force him to pay half the bills if he won't take care of his responsibilities to you.

You and I don't much know each other, but I'm sorry about what has happened to you.


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*sighs* I'm so sorry, Lor. Some men are scum. Old news. Don't know for sure if he is, but he sounds like he's been taking lessons. I wish I knew what to say or do, except that things will somehow get better and that you're still a sweetheart, even if he doesn't realize the mistake he made in letting you go.

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oh and get this, it was a day before he started his new job, and it was two weeks before the bills are due so he wont have to pay them! how convientent for him.




Why won't he have to? I'm no lawyer, but I think you could force him to pay half the bills if he won't take care of his responsibilities to you.

You and I don't much know each other, but I'm sorry about what has happened to you.




really? how would i ask him to do that?

thank you joe, i shall return the kindness someday


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*sighs* I'm so sorry, Lor. Some men are scum. Old news. Don't know for sure if he is, but he sounds like he's been taking lessons. I wish I knew what to say or do, except that things will somehow get better and that you're still a sweetheart, even if he doesn't realize the mistake he made in letting you go.




yea, thanks hun *kotn*

yeah, i dunno i know hes being immuture thats for sure. all you can do is give me a hug thats really all i need. i know and things already have, ive found someone who turned out to be a wonderful freind that i didnt even know i had. hes been such a blessing through all this. comforting me and keeping me distracted, we even talked about us dateing sometime. so..

all i can say is God works in mysterious ways, and hes blessed me more times then i can count. hes brought me all i ever needed and will continue too. i know he still loves me no matter what.


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