Splinter Cell: Chaos Theory

It's shit.

Seriously. It fucking sucks.

I remember playing the first one years ago--also a piece a shit. I distinctly remember saying to myself, "This could be a great game...if the fucking control scheme made any gawddamn sense and it wasn't cluttered as fuck".

Surprise surprise, Chaos theory is the exact same turd as the first game. I specifically went to this one because I heard it was the peak of the series. I should have known that it's just more of the same crap that could only appeal to people who like to feel better about themselves by referring to other, more standard control schemes, as trendy or shallow or what-the-fuck-ever.

Waste of fucking money.