I left here, I came back for a bit recently then kinda got bored with it being dead here.
Been in my current job (funnily enough exactly the same retail sector as Jaburg) three and a half years, and recently moved back into management.
Got a new bike this year. Only had it up to 130mph so far, but I aim to hit 160mph soon ... basically for no other reason than I want to and the bike can do that.
Still do most of the same shit as before with games n shit (just on the PS4 instead of the PS3, although I still own that). Listen to loud music, go to shit tons of gigs and look at nekkid girls on the internet.

On a side note, I also went back in time and invented Frank Stallone.