I have a coffee-table book that shows the genealogy of the British family, and going back several hundred years, shows how they are interwined by marriages to the families of virtually every other European nation: France, Germany, Spain, Denmark, Sweden, Russia, you name it.

Royal perhaps, but not so high above that Prince Andrew didn't go for the under-age bait on Jeffrey Epstein's hook.

Prince Andrew has been as invisible in recent months as... oh... Hunter Biden.