RKMBs Forums .::Important::. off topic and offensive posts Random texts from pictures I found on my phone

On Christmas night, the Grinch returned home, where he fell to the ground and died all alone.
For his heart was enlarged-- two sizes at least- and he'd just stuffed his face with three pounds of roast beast.
So, with a sickening "THLUB" his heart it did cease, and now the old Grinch would at last be at peace.