Well, Ashley Elizabeth was, for about three years, an extremely popular name back east. My parents thought they were being creative and unique and then found out there was another Ashley Elizabeth in the same maternity ward. I never met that one though.

So it's not you. Ok, I don't have to apologize for breaking the Teddy Ruxspin then. And I had a popple too. Still packed away with the my little ponies and tmnt figures that remain in my posession.

Old men, fear me! You will shatter under my ruthless apathetic assault!

Uschi - 2
Old Men - 0

"I am convinced that this world is of no importance, and that the only people who care about dates are imbeciles and Spanish teachers." -- Jean Arp, 1921

"If Jesus came back and saw what people are doing in his name, he would never never stop throwing up." - Max von Sydow, "Hannah and Her Sisters"