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King Snarf said:
I was out tonight, and for whatever reason, I strike up some small talk with a random woman (pigs must have been flying). While it didn't go absolutely badly (she smiled when she talked to me), I couldn't even get her name





Did you try asking her for it? You generally have to do that with women

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, much less anything else. Which leads me to ask "What the fuck is wrong with me?" My friend Nicole tried to cheer me up with "Maybe there's something wrong with her", which I suppose would make sense, except for the fact that EVERY woman that I've ever been interested in romantically/ sexually has rejected me in some form or another, leading me to believe that it's me there's something wrong with and not the entire female gender. For the past 15 minutes I've been trying to stop crying, and I haven't been entirely successful.

All I've ever wanted was someone to be in love with, and have that same person be in love with me, and I'm starting to realize that that is never going to happen.




You have to gage the woman and the location first. Decide if buying her a drink or smiling accross the room will cut it compared to approaching him/her [try it with ugly gay men just to get a feel for it and practice a little]. You have to introduce yourself if you really expect it to go anywhere. Only really drunk chicks or 'slappers' will do you without your name

Its all about the confidence aswell. Even if your not a confident person, suck it up and give it a go. Most chicks wont get horny seeing a guy cry in a fucking corner

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