Hey...I'm down with the mormons just like any other religion. Which means I don't really care for them, although I respect them.

I learned all about proper manners from my Uncle's mormon friend. These guys greet everybody and I mean everybody. It's very useful on the job or making first impressions on a date.

Voted "Biggest Waste Of Space" On The Bat-Boards For "Multiple Reasons"

Jerry Falwell On Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer:
"Those hollywood, homosexual, jewish types making a show about a reindeer who is 'different' and just cant 'hide it'. Everyone knows if he tries hard enough he can convert himself to a normal, black-nosed reindeer."

I am 95% addicted to Porn. What about you?