Jesus tap dancing Christ, how much more lazy can our society get? When a way is conceived to attend funerals without having to leave the comfort of your own home... something's seriously wrong.

And DVD's of the service? Yes, now six year old Jimmy can relive his father's funeral, possibly the saddest day in his life, AGAIN and AGAIN. But hey, if makes the funeral home an extra 20 bucks...


"What kind of scary ass clowns came to your birthday?"