*The screen shows a familiar tiny car as familiar music plays. Yes, it's the typical opening of a Wii commercial. The car is driving through a rough looking neighborhood and pulls up in front of a bar that looks rough even for the neighborhood. The scene cuts to a hand that's about to knock on the door, but then the camera quickly pulls back and shows that it's Johnny Evil and Johnny Evil's Forces of Evil Presented by Super Smash Bros Brawl for the Nintendo Wii at the door. JE kicks the door down.*
JE: Wii would like to play!
*JE and JE's FoEPbSSBBftNW quicky charge into the bar and start ripping into the rough looking customers. After they finish beating up the customers (and smashing pretty much every piece of furniture in the place) they are shown playing Super Smash Bros Brawl on a TV behind the bar. After having a great time playing the game, they leave the bar (JE kicks a cutomer in the back of the head as the customer starts to get up) and the tiny car is shown driving away.*
