RKMBs Forums .::Robegories::. Comic Books Linking Non-Existent Legion Scenes v. 2

We've done this on the old board with both real and unreal Legion scenes, but I always thought the made up ones were more fun.

For anyone who's never played, the first poster names a Legion scene (or in this case, a Legion scene that never happened in any Legion continuity) involving two or more characters. The next poster names another scene involving one or more of the characters mentioned in the previous post, and so on.

So to kick things off:

The Science Police bust Condo for making crystal meth in Brainy's multi-lab. They don't call him Chemical King for nothing!

* Now the next poster has to post a (made up) scene involving either The Science Police, Brainy or Chemical King (or any combination thereof) and one or more new characters. Go on, have fun *

Brainy, unaware of the events taking place in the multi-lab, enters the men's locker room just as Lyle is coming back from the shower. Suddenly feeling hot for some reason, Brainy leaves the locker room... eventually

Lyle goes to visit Condo on Takron-Galtos only to find out that Fortress Lad (who in a totally lame Secret Origins story was shown to form the Legion's original upside-down rocket headquarters) is now a conjugal-visit trailer...

While in the heat of passion, Condo inadvertently uses his power to speed up the rust process of the trailer, causing poor ol' Fortress Lad to burst into flame. He is put out by Polar Boy, who was jailed for sedition.

Polar Boy is printed and processed, but either by mistake, or through the deviousness of the future prison system; he is taken to the women's wing of the prison. He is led into the cell across from the Empress whose cell mate is Lydda. The lights are dim, and they appear to be...

...reforming the Legion of Substitute Heroes!

With Chlorophyll Kid, Fire Lad, Stone Boy, Color Kid and Infectious Lass on board, the Subs begin their quest to find a replacement for Porcupine Pete, who is still in rehab after a week-long crystal meth bender with Chemical King.

Let's get this back into the gutter please...

Empress then, for no explainable reason, kills all the males of the newly formed Substitute Legion. Poor Chlorophyll Kid's, Fire Lad's, Stone Boy's, and Color Kid's bodies are never found. Since The blood soaked Empress, Infectious Lass, and Lydda are the only ones left as the sun starts to peep through the prison window, it's obvious who's in charge in the cell. She...

The Empress knocks out the cell wall with the Emerald Ass of Ekron! The girls escape, and recruit Charma, Caress and Spider Girl into their new Legion of Substitue Hookers!

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Now that's the kinda gutter I'm talkin 'bout.


Way to go Loser.

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As the girls are walking down the street, looking for MLLash (I don't know why they're looking for him, maybe they want a thread to be headlined or something), they realize that Charma has fallen and is lying on the ground. Her legs are bound by big chains, and her elbow is bleeding from landing on the sidewalk.

Grimbor appears suddenly, laughing and holding the other end of the chains. He asks the other girls...

"Have you seen this person?" and then shows them this picture.



"No," the Legion answers, "but we sure wish we had!"

Grimbor hoists Charma over his shoulder and carries her away. The chainsman is unaware, however, that the blood dripping from her arm leaves a trail in the gutter for Furball to lick up.

"BLOOD BLOOD" cries LLANCE! Right before he passes out.