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#197129 2003-06-20 3:19 AM
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Okay, if the Legion were suddenly transported to Hollywood and had to remake a ton of films, which Legionnaires would be cast for what?

(A broad topic I know. But I figured: Why not start it anyway?)

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Gay Porn.

#197131 2003-06-20 8:35 AM
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Cosmic Boy would take any Ben Affleck role- except Daredevil, that was just not good.

Live Wire would fill in as Luke Skywalker.

Chuck can remake Tommy Boy.

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quote:
Originally posted by Kat:
Okay, if the Legion were suddenly transported to Hollywood and had to remake a ton of films, which Legionnaires would be cast for what?

(A broad topic I know. But I figured: Why not start it anyway?)

For some reason I see them in Top Gun.

"Ferro Lad, you stink."

Element Lad: "You can be my wingman any day, Brainiac Five."
Brainiac Five (furiously chewing gum): "No you can be my wing man."

And the team doing a rousing rendition of "You've lost that loving feeling" in a bar, serenading Dawnstar.

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The Breakfast Club:

A jock - Cosmic Boy

A princess - Sensor

A nerd - Invisible Kid

A wasteoid - Ultra Boy

And a freak - Shikari

Let's hope none of them end up like the Brat Pack.

#197134 2003-06-20 11:21 AM
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Any high school movie. You've got jocks, beauty queens, bitches, nerds, groupies, leaders, wierdos, teachers (the villains) and a couple of parents, who are never home on weekends.

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FC, you've boiled down the 80's into one long sentence.


Or is that sentience? Damn butterfly!

#197136 2003-06-20 1:35 PM
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Would Apparition be the new Molly Ringwald?

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I think in My Fair Lady Brainy would do a good stand in for Higgins.

Shikari could be Eliza, but I'm not sure about the Colonel.


Star Wars:
If Live Wire is Luke, then Spark is the Princess.

Jo as Han Solo

Brin as Chewy?

#197138 2003-06-21 3:47 AM
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Imra as BARBWIRE

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Poor Gates would probably get stuck doing bad horror movies

Wildfire would be relegated to sci-fi movies

Vi would be in the remake of "Attack of the 50 Foot Woman" and an updated "Gulliver's Travels" where Gulliver is a teenage girl.

Timberwolf would be cast as the new Wolverine in "X3" after Jackman bows out.

Triad would briefly gain notoriety in a series of Coors ads about triplets

Brainiac 5 would end up in the next Star Trek spin-off series

Jo and Tinya would be the next Brad and Jennifer

M'onel would be the next Brando

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quote:
Originally posted by 9JACK9:

Timberwolf would be cast as the new Wolverine in "X3" after Jackman bows out.

That's cheating! [wink]

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Brainiac 5 would end up in the next Star Trek spin-off series

So is that!

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M'onel would be the next Brando

The Wild Ones Brando, or Apocalypse Now Brando?

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OR - Mon - El as The GODFATHER Brando!

" Mordru, " Lar says to Mordru... " I'm going
to make you an offer you CAN'T refuse. "

Mordru just sits there, seated, in front
of Mon El's desk, the beginnings of fear
in his aged yet powerful eyes....

#197142 2003-06-20 11:17 PM
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quote:
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Would Apparition be the new Molly Ringwald?

I see her more as Ally Sheedy. Or Jamie Gertz.

pre-Terrorform Kinetix would be Deborah Foreman.

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Spark would be the new Meg Ryan

Xs would be the best damn p.a.(production assistant) in Hollywood!

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Star Boy would star in the Indiana Jones movies.

Kid Q will FILL in for Halle Berry.

Monstress could lead in Night of the Living Dead.


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