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thats nothing... i typically break 300 mph! "amazing!"
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I spank at 162 MPH....wow!!
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you gotta break 200 mph for a special reward!
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218 mph. Nice funky soundtrack.
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I just hit 1069 
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how the fuck did you get over 500?? you... must have a lot of practice
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... are you busy later on?
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I spanked at 600mph! 
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are you busy later tonight?
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hehe, no I'm not Robby bay-bee!
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mebbe you could... ...y'know... c'mon over... ...we could... uh... ...rent a video...
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sure ting. Ya, rent a video and not watch it 
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um... can y'be here in.. like... 20?
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hmm well wit the traffic and everyting... 30 mins tops.
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i thought we discussed 'no tops' ?
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tee hehe, riight no tops, gotcha. shall i bring the whiped cream then?
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A lot of monkeys must be awfully naughty, cause i always hear they'er getting spanked.
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quote:
Originally posted by Lor:
tee hehe, riight no tops, gotcha. shall i bring the whiped cream then?
... y'know... i frickin sat there for hours! you never showed  there were no boobies
there was no butt
and certainly no spanking
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hahaha! Well ya know I was gonna...but.. I couldint find the place! Next time give better directions!
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so Rob ended up spakin his bad little monkey himself then?
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and slowly, apparently, at that!
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I just spanked at 676 MPH, BOO-YAY!
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HA! I spanked at 728 mph!!!
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I don't think I've mastered the correct technique yet, which is preferred, a vertical or horizontal motion? I'm just sorta moving it back and forth, but the highest I've gotten so far is 150, must reconfigure approach to masturbatory game......
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okay to get up to 500 something you can do one of two things. A: place your mouse on the far end of your mouse pad. Grab the hand and move it back and forworth slightly before leting it loose straight across the mouse pad. If your pointer ends up in the top of your screen or bottem it wont work right, you have to get it to go straight across the screen and dont forget to wiggle it first before you flick your wrist to send it flying. ooor... B: do what my bro did and cheat lol click on the hand then drag your pointer at a normal speed down across the bottem of the window then shoot it up to the monkey. The hand should wip across the screen to catch up to the pointer giveing you a higher speed. Method A is the best for geting your speed up to 600. It takes pratice but yourll get it. I of course got 600 on the first try but thats me. Method B will get your speed up to 560 or so. Hope this helps Now GO SPANK THE MONKEY LIKE YOUVE NEVER SPANKED HIM BEFORE! [ 05-03-2002: Message edited by: Lor ]
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So.....you & your brother spank the monkey together huh? Let me guess your from....West Virginia? 
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hahaha no..we were just up late ond couldint sleep and I remebered about the monkey thing so we tryed to beat each others score. Nothing wrong with that. 
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I understand that.When you can't sleep,just spank the monkey.
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quote:
Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen:
...stupid... girls...
You know Lor, I'd be nicer to you than this; and I broke 1000 mph, I've got good hands baby.
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550! And I owe it all to Lor!!!! Never thought I'd need monkey-spanking instructions from a girl....
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Glad to be of pleasurable service.
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wow! i just got 810! thats my best ever. but dont worry, i practice spanking the monkey 5-7 hours a day! even while im at work!
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You work in porn, right? I thought I reconized your mouth...
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