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When I'm in a club or bar, I've noticed that there is a certain sub-genre of music that will almost guarantee you will get some, if the situation calls for dancin'. Amazingly, I've found that if these songs are played when I'm out and about with a lady (while we're dancin'), I have always gotten lucky. This may work differently for other people, but for me it does. So I've decided to hook up my fellow Nature Boyz with a playlist (I've gotten to the point to where I have gotten the list memeorized, and now just request the songs from DJs). "Butterfly" by Crazytown "Snoop Bounce-Rock n Roll remix"- Snoop Doggy Dogg featuring members of Rage Against the Machine "It Wasn't Me" and "Angel" by Shaggy "Every Breath You Take"- by Puff Daddy "Bad Man" by R. Kelly I hope this helps someone out there. Remember, this is just a public service announcement. And use this list only for the forces of good, because evil will never win.
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I need a girl who digs my Monster Ballads album as much as I do.
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"closer" by nine inch nails this song works. all the time. mock it or me if you want, but throw a party, play that song, then watch every chick in the room.
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Songs that used to work for me (remember, all lists are time sensitive, and depend alot on what the current "thing" is) were: "Christian Woman" and "Black Number One" by Type O Negative- for a short period of time, I frequented some "Goth" hangouts, and pretended to be all brooding and shit. I picked up a few goth chicks using these numbers. "Tuesday's Gone" by Lynyrd Skynyrd- yes, it is a common fact that me and bsams grew up in the sticks, and from time to time, I'll make a reappearence in one of the ol' hang-outs, usually some redneck bar located somewhere in B.F.E. (or, "Bum Fucked Egypt", to the layman). And one thing abouts us easily entertained hillfolk, we loves us some southern rock. I've scored a few chicks with it. But there is one end-all, be-all all-purpose song that will work in any type of establishment....and that song is "Love is Strong" by the Rolling Stones This song has never failed me. And it seems that it fits in at any kind of bar or club...be it redneck, dance, heavy metal, or just a plain bar.
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It's sad. My ex was a Stones freak, and I haven't been able to stomach anything by them since I broke up with her.
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quote: Originally posted by Bibbo: It's sad. My ex was a Stones freak, and I haven't been able to stomach anything by them since I broke up with her.
My ex was or is a HUGE Metallica freak,haven't heard a Damn thing they've done in 3 years thanks to that bitch.Last time I ask a metal fan to marry me.
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yeah. AND they fucked with napster!
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I caught Metallica's Kentucky Speedway Show last year, where Hetfield's arm was fucked up or somethin' and couldn't play. So Kid Rock (who was performing earlier in the show) steps up and fills in for him on vocals. Brrr....that was a scary sight. I hadn't seen them since they were on tour for the "Load" album...and was extremely disappointed.
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quote: Originally posted by Rob Kamphausen: "closer" by nine inch nailsthis song works. all the time. mock it or me if you want, but throw a party, play that song, then watch every chick in the room.
you would of course be watching the guys!
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roy, this is a thread for those who've gotten laid. please return to jq's "hey, can i get some balls in my mouth" thread, where you belong
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"Purple Haze" by Hendrix. "Shes My Baby"-Mazzy Star "Avalon"-Roxy Music "OpenArms"-Journey "Encore Une Fois"-Sash! Call Me-Blondie and Lets go to bed-TheCure
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"Hangin tough" by New Kids On The Block
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"Black Velvet" by Alanah Miles...would be a good song to strip seductively to, also....
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Anything by John Phillip Sousa.
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I once dated a girl who was obsessed with Tori Amos and would play Under the Pink incessantly. I've probably heard Cornflake Girl more than Tori Amos has.
Even though the break up was amicable, I still recoil when I hear a Tori Amos song - her horrible shrieking voice and her affected, self-consciously weird lyrics.
I've never been a goth but for some reason, put me in a bar with The Sisters of Mercy playing in the background and I become irresistible to pale young women with dyed black hair and silver skull jewellery.
One time this gothette said that she was going to put a curse on me because I refused go home with her. She said she was going to give me the mumps.
Most women are really pleased when I tell them that I don't want to sleep with them but this girl was the exception.
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Depends on the pace of the act I suppose.
Down Easy: Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
Rough: Soulfly - Jumpdafuckup!
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"Candy Shop" - 50 Cent
Anything by Barry White.
 Dear, sweet Harley Kwink...I'm madly in love with you. Marry me! We can go to Canadia. Or Boston or something. It'll be grand...You know the cookies are a given. They are ALWAYS a given. You could dump me tomorrow and you'd still get the cookies. Boston..shit, wherever dyke weddings were legalized. And where better to rub their little piggie noses in how bad they suck than right on their doorstep? What are they gonna do? Be jealous of you? Stare furiously at your tah-tahs? Not willingly give you cookies, but instead begrudgingly give you their cookies? Woman, time to wake up to the powers you wield - Uschi
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Down Easy: Soundgarden - Black Hole Sun
Rough: Soulfly - Jumpdafuckup!
um? Since when did pariah start getting laid?
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I'm speaking hypothetically.
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I say "Now You're a Man" by DVDA... just because.
Hey! What makes a man? Is it the power in his hands? Is it his quest for glory? Give it all you've got, to fight to the top So we can know your story Now you're a man A man, man man Now you're a man A manny manny man A man man man You are now a man You're a man Now you're a man Live it, Live it What make a man? Is it the woman in his arms? Just cause she has big titties? Or is it the way he fights every day? ....No, it's probably the titties Now you're a man A man, man man Now you're a man-man Man-man man-man man Now you're a man M-A-N, man Man, man-man man Now you're a man
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"Cause I Love You" by Lenny Williams.
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Let's get it on by Marvin Gaye. Guaranteed to get women all hot and bothered. Its almost worked for me. Thats how good it is.
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meh, depends on the act and the surrounding i suppose
one a many drunken/soned nights eddie money has done well
but an average day, sade. and alot of heated jazz instrumentals, and the occasional al green.
And, to be fair, one of my favorite friends there is blind and I take every opportunity available to make fun of that and we're still friends. That guy never fit there. He never got the spirit of the RKMBs. We're gonna keep an eye on the obits, see if he finally left or if he really did have a heart attack. 2,506,410.81 CAD Rack points
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