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Hey guys, I wanna hear from you evil people (and I know you're there!). How did you first know you were evil? How evil are you? Do you find it gets you dates?
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i park in handicapped spaces.
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I send Ukranians to torture chambers... ![[eh... i dunno... ]](graemlins/ehidunno.gif)
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Well, I'm CONSIDERED evil by many people, and because my views of normalcy CAME from these "many people", I'm FORCED to agree with them.
I get into a lot of fights.
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I try to be evil, but it winds up making people like me.
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I don't consider myself evil, only mischievious, willing to go to great lenghts for the perfect prank, but then again.....
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quote:
Originally posted by JQ:
I send Ukranians to torture chambers...
Who doesn´t? ![[wink]](images/icons/wink.gif)
Me? Evil? not really, though I can sometimes (rarily actually) be a real mean bastard!
Does that apply for being evil or is it just a lesser evil?
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I'm so Evil I can't stop shaking.
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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
i park in handicapped spaces.
...while handicapped people make handicapped faces! ![[mwah hwah haa]](graemlins/devil.gif)
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I'm Lawful Good! ![[who, me?]](graemlins/whome01.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by JQ:
I send Ukranians to torture chambers...
Hey, those were my Ukranians!
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If you're looking for trouble
You came to the right place
If you're looking for trouble
Just stare in this face
I was born looking out
From my Momma's sack
My daddy was the
Demon Werewolf Jack
Because I'm evil
My middle name is Misery
Said I'm evil, child
Yeah, don't you mess around with me
Never look for trouble
And I never am
I don't take no orders
From no kind of man
I'm only made out of
Flesh and blood
But if you're looking on
Some trouble
Why don't you try it on your own
Because I'm evil
My middle name is Misery
Said I'm evil, child
Yeah, don't you mess around with me
Yeah
And I'm evil
My middle name is Misery
Well I'm evil, child
Yeah, don't you mess around with me
I said I'm evil
I said I'm evil
I said I'm evil, evil, evil, evil, woah
Don't mess around, don't mess around with the evil
I said I'm evil
I said I'm evil, evil, evil, evil, woah
Don't mess around, yeah, don't mess around with my evil
I said I'm evil
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quote:
Originally posted by backwards7:
quote:
Originally posted by JQ:
I send Ukranians to torture chambers...
Hey, those were my Ukranians!
You did take my Armenians!
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ZOD is not only an American, ZOD is also a Republican! ![[woooOOOOoooo!]](graemlins/smilewoo.gif) Oh and there is that "Killing people with ZOD's very hands for not kneeling before ZOD!" thing too... ![[biiiig grin]](images/icons/grin.gif)
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quote:
Originally posted by britneyspearsatemyshorts:
i park in handicapped spaces.
That just makes you an asshole.
Now, if you drive really slow in the ultrafast lane...
That's evil.
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I do what I have to.
I'm not evil but I'm no saint.
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quote:
Originally posted by NurikoK98:
How did you first know you were evil? How evil are you?
When I was five I stole legos and food, set fires, looked at porn, decapitated another kid...
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I, much like the Creeper from "Dolemite", am so bad...I kick my own ass three times a day, man....
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I call people at diner time and try to sell them something.
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The day I registered to vote Republican.
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Actually I lied before! I´m really evil incarnate Even more evil than Zod, though less evil than other inhabitants of this board!
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Lot of evil peeps!
Why don't we get together and take over the world?
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quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
I call people at diner time and try to sell them something.
Damn you, stop calling me!
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I tore the tag off a mattress once...
...once.
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quote:
Originally posted by Grimm:
quote:
Originally posted by Lothar of The Hill People:
I call people at diner time and try to sell them something. :devil:
Damn you, stop calling me!
RING RING
Grimm.Hello
Lothar "Hello,may I speak to Mr.Grimm,please?"
Grimm "It's not Mr.Grimm,It's just Grimm."
Lothar "And what would that be ,sir?"
Grimm "That would...my fucking name isn't
Mr.Grimm,it's just fucking Grimm."
Lothar "well than may I speak to Mr.Fucking Grimm?"
Grimm "AAAAAWWWW SHIT!" Slams phone down and spends the rest of the day loudly cursing telemarketers.
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You didn't tell me you were recording those conversations!
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I didn't tell you 'cause I'm evil.
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quote:
Originally posted by Wednesday:
I tore the tag off a mattress once...
...once.
They will hunt you down.
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I make fun of tards.
I also masturbate constantly, does that count?
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It's evil if you're masturbating on the tards.
It's not evil if you're masturbating with the tards.
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Yeah, then it's just. . .creepy.
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I used to know a tard with a great body. Somehow I didnt go for it.
I heard epileptics give good head.
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Some girl called me evil while I was in a college class because I mentioned Phyllis Schlafly's name. Naturally, my diversity loving professor didn't disagree.
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